Have you ever had that crazy idea to start a conversation with a vegetable related pick up line? Then you have landed at the right place as we are sharing with you the greatest collection of veggie pick up lines.

You can easily use these in both verbal and electronic communication with a real veggie lover.

Vegetable Lines

Choose One From Examples Below

1. “I think we’d grow a great organic garden together.”

2. “Your tomatoes are the juiciest.”

3. “If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.”

4. “I love you from my head To-ma-toes.”

5. “How big does your squash grow?”

6. “You’re a vegan? Let me toss a salad for you.”

7. “You make me hap-pea.”

8. “Hey honey, olive you so much.”

9. “You make my heart beet faster.”

10. “I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.”

11. “I have something for you that is big, hard, and has cum in it.” [Pull out a cucumber]

12. “Damn girl, you sure know how to farm! Cause’ you are growing my stalk!”

13. “Your broccoli heads are so big.”

14. “If you were a potato I would totally mash you.”

15. “Do you like Jalapenos? Because in a minute imma be jalapeno pu**y.”

16. “You make my heart skip a beet.”

17. “How about we plant seeds together.”

18. “Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?”

19. “Were you born on a farm? You look a-maize-ing.”

20. “Hey girl, how about we avo-cuddle tonight?”

21. “Peas be mine.”

22. “Can I interest you in some of my compost?”

23. “You’re a hot chick… pea eater.”

24. “If you were a vegetable, you would be a CUTEcumber.”

25. “Hey baby, can I milk your soybeans?”

26. “Here´s my number. So, Kale me maybe?”

27. “I want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.”

28. “Let’s pretend you’re a farm and I’ll be the table.”

29. “If I give you my number will you promise to kale me?”

30. “Do you live in a cornfield? Cause I’m stalking you.”

31. “I have bean thinking of you.”

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