Do you want to pick up a girl that you regularly meet at your local coffee? Then you may need one of our coffee-related pick up lines.
Thanks to our exclusive list, you will definitely find one. Just keep in mind that these are mostly cheesy so she will smile.
Cheesy Coffee Pick Up Lines
Choose From Examples Below
1. “Bean thinking about you a latte.”
2. “I like my ladies like I like my coffee – a hot shock to the lap.”
3. “Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
4. “Wanna go on a doppio date?”
5. “Ah, I love this one jasmine tea where they hand-tie each leaf into a little butterfly. Guess
you could say I’m into bondage.”
6. “I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are, because I couldn’t believe my
Arabicas.”
7. “Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.”
8. “You’re looking very non-fat these days.”
9. “Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I’m with you.”
10. “Is that a steam wand in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?”
11. “Damn, you keep me up all night. Your effect is way better than caffeine.”
12. “If you want dark roast or other technique just name it. I’ll gladly do it for you.”
13. “I do not have caffeine in my system but you managed to make my heart jump.”
14. “Your beauty jumpstarted my heart like only a cup of Ristretto could in the past.”
15. “I like my drink iced but I don’t mind drinking it hot if you’re the one who prepared it.”
16. “I’ve got a stock of whipped cream at my house. Want to come with me?”
17. “Words are not enough to espresso how much I love you.”
18. “Oh can you feel that? There is definitely something brewing between us.”
19. “Nope I am ordering decaf because my heart is already palpitating because you are here.”
20. “I like my coffee black too. You and I should discuss this common interest over these drinks.”
21. “Can I buy you a coffee sometime?”
22. “I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.”
23. “Bean Mine”
24. “If you need to take it slow, I can cold-brew.”
25. “Black coffee. A purist. I give my stamp of approval.”
26. “Do you want me to grind that for you?”
27. “Excuse me sir, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!”
28. “Baby, chai-know you’ve been thinkin’ ‘bout me.”
29. “Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. it’s not as hot
as you.”
30. “My coffee hasn’t kicked in yet, so I can’t think of anything charming to say.”
31. “Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd, because I’m nuts about you.”
32. “I like you a latte, mocha it a date?”
33. “Do you prefer French Press or Bialetti for your morning coffee?”
34. “Girl you’re making me a high-maintenance Starbucks customer because you’re extra hot and I
like it.”
35. “You mocha me crazy!”
36. “I really envy the coffee cup that’s lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.”
37. “You’re such a TEAse.”
38. “I bet you get asked out on a latte of dates.”
39. “If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.”
40. “You are just the way I like my coffee. Tall, dark and strong.”
41. “You roast my heart!”
42. “Coffee, tea, or just more of me?”
43. “You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.”
44. “This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!”
45. “You’ve turned me down before but I’m asking for an extra shot.”
46. “Can I buy you a Starbucks Trenta or were you looking for something bigger?”
47. “You’re like this year’s Darjeeling. Had me at first flush.”
48. “My coffee isn’t hot enough! Could you hold it for a while?”
49. “Excuse me, but my Chai gave me an awful tongue burn. I think I need mouth-to-mouth.”
50. “The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure haven’t.”
51. “Hello there, how do you brew?”
52. “Do you believe in love at first sip or should I take another?”
53. “Excuse me, miss, things are about to get real steamy in here.”
54. “Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?”
55. “Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.”
56. “This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?”
57. “Hey, they call me coffee cause I grind so fine.”
58. “You’re like the scent of coffee, you get me out of bed in the morning.”
59. “Hey there, did someone request a little extra whip?”
60. “Can I be the cream to your coffee?”
61. “Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.”
62. “Honey, are you a coffee? ‘Cause you wake up my senses.”
63. “Hey, wait, give me another shot!”
64. “I want to be the crema on top of your coffee which make it a bit more exciting.”
65. “Hold the sugar, please. You’re sweet enough for me.”
66. “Coffee never gets old just like my love for you.”
67. “I can feel something brewing between the two of us.”
68. “I will make a lot of latte art if that would make you happy.”
69. “Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.”
70. “You are way fresher than green coffee beans.”
71. “I love the way you espresso yourself.”
72. “I will buy you coffee everyday if you would give me that smile every time.”
73. “I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.”
74. “I do not usually consume this much coffee but this is the only excuse to see you.”
75. “I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.”
76. “Aside from the aroma of coffee, your scent is my next favorite.”
77. “Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?”
78. “I am addicted in two things only, first coffee and next is you.”
79. “Hold the sugar please, you’re sweet enough for the both of us.”
80. “I know how you like your coffee. Mind telling how you like your partner in life to be?”
81. “I like my baristas like I like my coffee – hot, sweet, and creamy.”
82. “Darling, I’m interested not just how you like your coffee but also the tiniest details about
you.”
83. “I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say: I love you
forever, let’s get married.”
84. “I really wish I could be your coffee mug so that I could kiss your lips every time.”
85. “I’m going to start watching my caffeine intake, because baby you make my heart palpitate.”
86. “You got my heart beating wildly like only a shot of espresso could.”
87. “My coffee hasn’t kicked in yet, so I can’t think of a charming pickup line.”
88. “I like your personality, unique like my favorite drink gaelic-coffee with whisky.”
89. “My coffee is really hot. But you’re hotter.”
90. “Gloria? That’s the name of my favorite drink, coffee with a little bit of brandy or rum.”
91. “You are sweet already so I’d give you Mazagran-that fits your personality.”
92. “I don’t mind making Moccaccino for you every day if I get to converse with you like this.”
Dirty Coffee Pick Up Lines
Choose From Examples Below
1. “Can you pass the coffee and sugar because you just made me cream in my pants!”
2. “I know a game we could play to drain your body of that caffeine you drunk.”
3. “So I was aging this Pu-erh, and it got all wrinkled. Good thing I like it kinky.”
4. “I like my drink steamy. There’s another one thing I like which is steamy. Want me to show you?”
5. “That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.”
6. “Mornings are the best when spent talking to you while drinking our favorite coffee.”
7. “Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.”
8. “Cream? Or did you have enough of that last night?”
9. “I’m very gentle on the frothing knob.”
10. “Want some non-dairy creamer?”
11. “You want your coffee large right? I can give you something large too.”
12. “I bet you don’t like drips.”
13. “I can perfect your drink and I am also good at other things that can make you feel good.”
14. “If you behave, I might let you empty my knockbox.”
15. “I know a way to keep you warm enough other than that coffee you’re holding this season.”
16. “God one taste of you made me addicted to you already just like the first time I tasted coffee.”
17. “I know something we could do to make you get up in the morning faster.”
18. “Love, I know a way to spice up your coffee and night. Come with me?”
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