Dwight Schrute is a bizarre character from “The Office”. He is a wanna-be alpha male that is projecting his masculinity at all costs.

Although he is a weirdo, he provides a great list of quotes that anyone can convert into hilarious pick up lines with ease. Just check out our list below and let us know which ice breaker by Dwight Schrute is the best!

Dwight Schrute Pick Up Lines

Choose From Examples Below

1. “Like Dwight Schrute, I came from the long line of fighters, so I would also fight for our love.”

2. “We both know why I’m here. To see. You. Naked. While. I’m. Naked.”

3. “Tonight would be a convenient night for us to have some intercourse.” – Dwight Schrute

4. “Would you like to become Dwight and let me put something in your Jelly-O through the night?”

5. “Like what Dwight said when a seed is planted into the ground, I will plant my seed into you.”

6. “I would also choose you again to be mine like Dwight would choose brown and gray balloons.”

7. “It’s funny how we don’t realize ’til Dwight pointed out that the eyes are the groin of the head.”

8. “Is it a beet season? Because you look ripe and ready for picking.”

9. “Do you like candy? Because you’re as sweet as candy. [followed by spankings]”

10. “So where does a person, such as yourself, find herself employed, on a day such as today?”

11. “I️ don’t go vigilantees unless I’m in your panties.”

12. “You work here often?”

13. “Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague!”

14. “I love catching people in the act. That is why I always whip open doors.”

15. “You think you are excited to see me? You should feel my nipples. Boing!”

16. “When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.”

17. “I want to find your precious heart like Dwight when he searched for the organs in a dummy.”

18. “Hey, do you know an exercise with two people, that uses the whole body? [Yeah, I think I know what you are talking about.] Tractor pull. Too bad there is not a tractor here.”

19. “You know what they say; those who can not farm, farm celery.”

20. “Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man.”

21. “I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching.”

22. “Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.”

23. “Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.”

24. “I don’t have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog.”

More quotes by Dwight Schrute:

The Office Themed Pick Up Lines

Choose From Examples Below

1. “Let us start our love affair like Michael Scott started a sentence and let it go where it wants.”

2. “I may not be the most handsome guy using the copier, but right now, I’m the only one making you wait for it.”

3. “My ideal date night is either jiving to the beat of the drums or losing my mind on ‘The Office’.”

4. “Are you from accounting? Because I was ac-counting on seeing you later.”

5. “I talk so much that I just learn to tune myself out, but I bet you might fall for all of my charms.”

6. “Can I borrow a pen? I need it to write down your number when I ask you for it later today because I didn’t want to look it up in the employee directory.”

7. “We should ask Powerpoint for help, but you are the beautiful presentation tool in this party.”

8. “The only thing dirtier than those dishes is how much I want to—oh, wait, no, those are really dirty.”

9. “Tell ya one thing; I’m not gonna be a good mom tonight.” – Meredith Palmer

10. “You might like to watch ‘The Office,’ but I liked you much more than that American sitcom.”

11. “Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.”

12. “Men are also like wolves who must be cared, so this animal like me deserves loving from you.”

13. “We should celebrate this beautiful moment and call it like as a Pretzel Day for the both of us.”

14. “I bet it was your hotness that caused today’s mandatory fire drill.”

15. “Oh my God, it is happening, and I am falling for you tonight, so please calm my heart down!”

16. “Come here often? Every day? From 9 to 5? Yeah, I guess that is often.”

17. “Let me adore your witty thoughts and enjoy this little conversion like a sitcom ‘The Office’.”

18. “I want to watch our little conversation become as lovely as the sitcom ‘The Office’ for tonight.”

19. “Do you have the Wi-Fi password—because I’m feeling this connection.”

20. “Michael Scott might declare bankruptcy, but I will just declare all of these feelings for you.”

21. “So where does a woman as charming as yourself find herself employed on a day such as today?”

22. “I think we are a pair of soup snakes who would love to dance all throughout this lovely night.”

23. “I love the smell of bacon on a woman.” – Kevin Malone

24. “It’s a casual day like Michael Scott thinks, but I think this is a very special day for both of us.”

25. “Was it just me, or did you think we were going to have sex at some point?” – Michael Scott

26. “I love gazing at your wonderful beauty much more than watching the cool sitcom ‘The Office’.”

27. “You work here often?”

28. “I’m not superstitious about this love between us, but I am a little stitious about our little affair.”

29. “You’re the deuce I never wanna drop.” – Andy Bernard

30. “I don’t consider myself as a part of this society because I always think that I am a part of you.”

31. “Here I am being Jim Halpert, confessing my love for you, and wanting more than friendship.”

32. “Is it pretzel day or am I just happy to see you?”

33. “I have many questions now, such as number one: how dare you make me fall in love with you?”

34. “You ever notice you can only ooze two things? Sexuality and puss.” – Creed

35. “There are lots of beauty in usual stuff, but I think you are a beauty out of the extraordinary.”

36. “I think you’re attractive. And I wanna sleep with you.” – Ryan Howard

37. “I love you like there ain’t no party like Scranton party because a Scranton party doesn’t stop!”

38. “I hope you watch ‘The Office’ and love it as much as I love gazing at your magnificent beauty.”

39. “I would never take you for granted in a million years, and I would always love you forever.”

40. “Your real name is probably Ryan since you started this fire in my heart where love started.”

41. “Green is a whorish color.” – Angela Martin

42. “I want to watch your eyes twinkle like stars as much as I love to watch the sitcom ‘The Office’.”

43. “Just so you know, me and you, I don’t think that’s ridiculous. Dot, dot, dot, dot dot.” – Darryl Philbin

44. “I think that you are a bit funny and adorable tonight like the American sitcom ‘The Office’.”

45. “I wanna be wined, and dined, and 69ed.” – Kevin Malone

46. “I don’t want to be your Jim; I want to be your Bob Vance.”

47. “I think that my love for you is as immeasurable as the actual ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.”

48. “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I am just going to copy one of your lovely smiles.”

49. “Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go. ´Cause of your butt.”

50. “You are on my list of things to do tonight.”

51. “I love you as much as Michael hates Toby.”

52. “I´m hot; you´re hot. Let´s get it poppin´.”

53. “I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.”

54. “I have never doubted for a second that you are the woman whom I want to spend my life with.”

55. “I want to make you my soup snake like what Michael Scott has said to Holly in ‘The Office’.”

56. “We should watch the show ‘The Office’ until we can make our love much funnier than ever.”

57. “Just know, what eats a large amount of my day are naps and imaginary moments about you.”

58. “Let us laugh until we start rolling on the floor, like a good laugh from the show ‘The Office’.”

59. “You are the beauty of the world while I know that I am always the face of silly jokes.”

60. “I want to make you much happier than you would feel when you watch the show ‘The Office’.”

61. “Toby might not think it is illegal to put Caprese salad anywhere but stealing my heart does.”

62. “I hope that I would dance with you tonight and whisper several times that we are soup snakes.”

63. “I’m too excited to sleep when we finally met each other’s gorgeous eyes in the noisy crowd!”

64. “All I ever wanted is laying on a beach with you and sharing delicious hotdogs for our snacks.”

65. “I want to become as funny as Michael Scott from ‘The Office’ so that I could win your heart.”

66. “I want to wrap you now in my warmest embrace because I am a black belt for wrapping gifts.”

67. “My ideal date is either watching the crowd go wild or get crazy with the sitcom ‘The Office’.”

68. “My perfect crime won’t be stealing jewels in Tiffany’s, but when I steal your beautiful heart.”

69. “I hope you would adore me for the rest of your life like the amazing sitcom of ‘The Office’.”

70. “I want you to become my little baby who can nourish my lonely life and feed my beautiful soul.”

71. “Hi, I’m Date [insert your name]; nice to meet me.”

72. “We both know why I’m here. To see, you, naked, while I’m, naked…”

73. “Are you a cheesy pita? Because you are smoking hot.”

74. “Love is like starting a sentence that goes nowhere and just hoping to find it along the way.”

75. “I can affirm that this very moment is like a modern day Enchanted, and this is like a fairy tale.”

76. “Let us just own a decommissioned lighthouse and travel to space where we can live forever.”

77. “In our wildest fantasies, we are in hell where we run the bed and eat breakfast with the devil.”

78. “Life is short, so we should drive fast and leave a sexy corpse over our love through the night.”

79. “I knew just what to do but, in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do with our love.”

80. “I will wait for your affirmation in my love like I am waiting for another season of ‘The Office’.”

81. “I hope we will always be together, or it will feel like someone drops a bucket of boiling tears.”

82. “We are in the same time zone, but we might feel like we are far from one another right now.”

83. “Would you like to have man meat with passionate kisses and warm embraces as side dishes?”

84. “Let’s do it tonight and drop our sucker selves into the ocean where we can find our paradise.”

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