Halloween parties are a great opportunity for you to meet hot girls. We bet you already know the drill; you enter the room, look around and notice a beauty standing there.
You hesitate for a while and then decide to approach her but have no idea what to say to her.
How about doing something different this year?
You can easily disarm her “social defense systems” by using a funny, Halloween-themed pick up line. Below, we have created the largest selection but choose wisely, some are excellent while others will earn you some slaps.
You have been warned…
Cheesy & Funny Halloween Lines
Choose From Examples Below
1. “I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?”
2. “Don’t toy with my Heart.” [Chucky]
3. “That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.”
4. “I am drawn to your light.” (Mothman)
5. “I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…”
6. “Of course I like long walks by the moonlight. Just no cuddling by the fireplace. That reminds me of torches and angry mobs.” (Frankenstein)
7. “You’re the most boo-tiful ghost I’ve seen all night!”
8. “Let’s go for a bite.” (Vampire)
9. “You are dead sexy. Literally.”
10. “Let’s head back to your point since I’m going there anyway.” (Devil)
11. “If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.”
12. “My dad’s a doctor, ya know?” (Frankenstein)
13. “I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!”
14. “I’m really great with tongues.” 😉 (Harry Potter)
15. “Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!”
16. “Hey, are you made of candy? (Why?) because you look sooo sweet!”
17. “I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.”
18. “Til death do us part and then some dear.” (Frankenstin)
19. “I heard there is a vampire on the loose you better stay with me tonight.”
20. “My name isn’t Sully, but you could be my Boo.”
21. “I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.”
22. “Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.”
23. “Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.”
24. “When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects.” (Frankenstein)
25. “That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve
already swept me off my feet.”
26. “Who am I to judge a woman because she has two left feet?” (Frankenstein)
27. “I hear this house is haunted, we’d better stick together.”
28. (cute zombie) “You look dead sexy. Mostly dead, but still sexy.”
29. “Hey pumpkin, I bet I can put a smile on your face!”
30. “Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.”
31. “You’re the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.”
32. “Your mausoleum or mine?” (Frankenstein)
33. [UPS Delivery Costume] “Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?”
34. “You should try my famous candy-corn chowder. Wanna come over for dinner next Friday?”
35. “You’re such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.”
36. “I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!”
37. “Am I ap-peeling to you?” [Banana]
38. “There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in
front of me.”
39. “Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.”
40. “I know I don’t have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.”
41. “Hello there, boo-tiful!”
42. “I was going to go as a polar bear but I figured [Your Costume] could break the ice, too.”
43. “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!”
44. “I can see a date in our future.” (Fortune Teller/Wizard)
45. “At this point, I’ll take anything.” (Prisoner)
46. “When I saw you walk in, It got so hot, my skin melted. Literally.” (zombie/undead)
47. “Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as “the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party”?”
48. “You know what they say… Big Feet.”
49. “Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?” (Skeleton)
50. “Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.”
51. “Don’t worry, those warts on my face aren’t anywhere else!”
52. “You’re a skele-10 in my book.”
53. “Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back? It’s the only one I’ve got, to fall in
love with you at first sight.”
54. “You’re the most boo-tiful ghost I’ve seen all night!”
55. “Please come home with me. You never know what I’ll turn into at midnight!”
56. “I’m an animal in the bedroom.” (Werewolf)
57. “Baby, I’m burning for you.”
58. “Next year, let’s go as a unicorn. You want front or back?”
59. “Nice pumpkins! And I like your boobs, too.”
60. “Is that a Great Pumpkin in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?”
61. “Trick or treat at my place and I guarantee you’ll get a full-size Snickers bar!”
62. “You make my heart beat faster than a haunted house.”
63. “Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
64. “It’s alive! It’s alive!” (Frankenstein)
65. “Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look so sweet!”
66. “Went trick-or-treating, but I didn’t get any Hershey’s. Can you share some kisses?”
67. “Baby, I’m a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?”
68. “You must be a zombie, you’re drop-dead gorgeous.”
69. “Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?”
70. “This might be (candy) corny, but will you go out with me?”
71. “Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?”
72. “I know what you should be for Halloween: mine.”
73. “My real costume is at home in a box under my bed. Do you want to see it?”
74. “We were made for each other.” (Frankenstein’s bride)
75. “I’m dressed up as a fake werewolf right now, but I become a real beast in the bedroom.”
76. “I’m a doctor and you look like you could use these shots.”
77. “What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?”
78. “If Pennywise had you in that sewer, I would’ve climbed in immediately!”
79. “Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.”
80. “I’m not a clown, but you’re definitely It.”
81. “I’ve got some wicked feelings brewing for you.”
82. “I’m head over heels for you.” (Headless Horseman)
83. “Hey Cinderella, it’s about time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!”
84. “Will you zom-be mine?”
85. “I’m tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?”
86. “Want to see a horror movie? I’m looking for someone to hold me during the scary parts.”
87. “Oh my, you look dead… sexy!”
88. [Angel Costume] “Hello, I am the answer to your prayers.”
89. “My name isn’t Casper, but you could be my Boo.”
90. [Police Costume] “Good thing I’m here, it has to be illegal to look that good.”
91. [Pirate Costume] “That is quite a booty you’ve got there.”
92. “I’ve got this hunger inside of me that I’ve never felt in my entire life.”
93. [Ghost Costume] “Want to be part of my costume? I’ll let you under my sheets.”
94. “That is quite the booty you’ve got there.” (pirate)
95. “That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure?”
96. “Your costume looks great now, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.”
97. “I’m really good with my organ.” (Phantom of the Operas)
98. “You’re giving me shivers… and not because of that costume.”
99. “Please say you love me for my bodies again.” (Frankenstein)
100. “Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?”
101. “Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
102. [Witch Costume] “I like your warts, want to see a few of mine?”
103. “Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can’t help myself!”
104. “I will give you my heart and this other guy’s heart.”
105. “You want me to prove that I’m not a zombie? Well, your brain is pretty much the only part of
you I’m not interested in.”
106. “You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.”
107. “Arrrr, call me a pirate and give me that booty!”
108. “You must love Halloween! You don’t need to buy a costume to look like an angel.”
Dirty Halloween Pick Up Lines
Choose From Examples Below
1. “There’s no trick in these pants, only a treat.”
2. “May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.”
3. “I want a taste of your Milky Way.”
4. “Like to play with my Halloween candy bag?”
5. “If you were a jack-o’-lantern, I’d totally light your candle.”
6. “I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.”
7. “If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first.”
8. “Wanna scissor?” [A Nightmare on Elm Street film]
9. “I will make you scream at midnight.”
10. “Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop?”
11. [Black Cat Costume] “That’s a nice pussy, the costume is pretty good too!”
12. “Wanna try something I’m working on. I call it love potion number 69.”
13. “Do you have a little zombie in you? Would you like to?”
14. “Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?”
15. “I’ve got a rubber mask and you’ve got the candy – let’s go trick or treating.”
16. “You should come back to my place and meet my black pussy.”
17. “Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?”
18. “I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?”
19. [Greek Costume] “Wanna see my Trojan Horse?”
20. “My striped stockings would look great on your bedroom floor.”
21. “Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.”
22. “Do you like trick-or-treating? Cause I’ll give you this Hallow-weiner.”
23. “That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.”
24. “Either you or this costume is doing something down below.”
25. “I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.”
26. “It’s no trick baby, I’ll be treating you tonight!”
27. “Hi, I’m a zombie, can I eat you out?”
28. “You look so good, you’re making my man-bits rise from the dead.”
29. “I would totally carve your pumpkin.”
30. “Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?”
31. [Dog Costume] “Would it offend you if I humped your leg?”
32. “Your costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off?”
33. [Zombie Costume] “Hey there, have you heard that rigor mortis is the new Viagra?”
34. “I will eat you out.” [Hannibal]
35. [Hobo Costume] “Hey there, ever done it in a cardboard box?”
36. “You wanna take a ride on my broomstick?”
37. “I want to put my Tootsie Roll in your basket.”
38. [Hulk Costume] “Wanna see my mini hulk?”
39. [Vampire Costume] “If you play your cards right, you might be the one who sucks tonight.”
40. [Hotdog Costume] “That’s a nice set of buns you got there, mind if I stick my foot-long there?”
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