Are you crazy for fruit? Then you have landed at the right place as we have prepared the greatest collection of craziest, fruit-themed pick up (limes) lines.

Some of these are really cute while others are funny and dirty.

Because a success rate of really picking up anybody with these lines is low, these are perfect for a challenge between you and your buddy or a wingman.

Fruit Lines

Choose One From Examples Below

1. “I wish we could run away and get married, baby, but I cantaloupe.”

2. “I’ll trade you two juicy pineapples for your cucumber.”

3. “They call me Dr. Grape…The G is silent.”

4. “Are you a banana? ‘Cause you’re so a-peeling”

5. “Will you be my Valen-Lime?”

6. “Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?”

7. “If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed?”

8. “I’ll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.”

9. “Honeydew you know how sexy you are?”

10. “What is your favorite fruit? Mine´s a date… with you?”

11. “I am sorry I am bad at pickup limes.”

12. “So do you like strawberries or blueberries?” [Choose one] Cause I need to know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning.”

13. “Are you a raisin? Cause you’re a raisin my dick.”

14. “I am bananas about you.”

15. “Girl, do you eat a lot of mangoes? Because you make a man-go crazy!”

16. “Orange you so sweet?”

17. “They say apples don’t fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom’s hot too.”

18. “Hey baby, let’s play a fruity game… I pop your cherry with my banana.”

19. “Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.”

20. “If you were a berry, I would turn you into jam and enjoy you all winter.”

21. “I love you berry much.”

22. “You hold the Kiwi to my heart.”

23. “Girl, you are one in a melon.”

24. “Girl, you are berry cute.”

25. “Your father must be a farmer because you´ve grown some nice melons.”

26. “You have got a peach of my heart.”

27. “Girl, you’re a peach, and I could eat a peach for hours.”

28. “Do you have any raisins? [No…] How about a date?”

29. “I don’t know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.”

30. “I might not be 8 inches but this banana is still worth peeling.”

31. “Do you like cherries? If not can I have yours?”

32. “I think we´d make a cute pear.”

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