Michael Scott is one of my most favorite characters in the american sitcom “The Office”. He is funny, rude, and some times totally lost. That is why I have decided to create a list of best Michael Scott pick up lines.

These are crazy, stupid, and provide only for a slight chance of picking up a girl. However, if you are a huge fan of this show, you will laugh a lot.

Michael Scott Pick Up Lines

Choose From Examples Below

1. “I am Date Mike. Nice to meet me.”

2. “I love you as much as Michael hates Toby.”

3. “I want to become as funny as Michael Scott from ‘The Office’ so that I could win your heart.”

4. “Let us start our love affair like Michael Scott started a sentence and let it go where it wants.”

5. “Michael Scott might declare bankruptcy, but I will just declare all of these feelings for you.”

6. “It’s a casual day like Michael Scott thinks, but I think this is a very special day for both of us.”

7. “Was it just me, or did you think we were going to have sex at some point?” – Michael Scott

8. “I want to make you my soup snake like what Michael Scott has said to Holly in ‘The Office’.”

9. “I think we are a pair of soup snakes who would love to dance all throughout this lovely night.”

10. “Would I rather be feared or loved by you? That is easy, both. I want you to be afraid of how much you love me.”

11. “I would not miss it for the world. But if something else came up I would definitely not go.”

12. “I don´t hate it. I just do not like it at all… and it is terrible.”

13. “When I saw you here tonight, I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.”

14. “Honey, I am Beyoncé, always!”

15. “Sometimes, I´ll start a sentence and I don´t even know where it is heading…”

16. “Honey, after tonight I declare… Bankruptcy!”

17. “I am not superstitious, but I am a little stitous!”

18. “It´s Britney, Bitch!”

19. “Hey girl, I hate looking at your face! I wanna smash it!”

20. “Am I a hero? I really can´t say, but yes!”

21. “You wanna hear a lie? [What?] I… I think you are ugly. I really do not like how you look.”

More quotes by Michael Scott:

The Office Themed Pick Up Lines

Choose From Examples Below

1. “I may not be the most handsome guy using the copier, but right now, I’m the only one making you wait for it.”

2. “I love the smell of bacon on a woman.” – Kevin Malone

3. “Would you like to become Dwight and let me put something in your Jelly-O through the night?”

4. “Are you from accounting? Because I was ac-counting on seeing you later.”

5. “I talk so much that I just learn to tune myself out, but I bet you might fall for all of my charms.”

6. “Can I borrow a pen? I need it to write down your number when I ask you for it later today because I didn’t want to look it up in the employee directory.”

7. “We should ask Powerpoint for help, but you are the beautiful presentation tool in this party.”

8. “The only thing dirtier than those dishes is how much I want to—oh, wait, no, those are really dirty.”

9. “Tell ya one thing; I’m not gonna be a good mom tonight.” – Meredith Palmer

10. “You might like to watch ‘The Office,’ but I liked you much more than that American sitcom.”

11. “Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.”

12. “Men are also like wolves who must be cared, so this animal like me deserves loving from you.”

13. “We should celebrate this beautiful moment and call it like as a Pretzel Day for the both of us.”

14. “I bet it was your hotness that caused today’s mandatory fire drill.”

15. “Oh my God, it is happening, and I am falling for you tonight, so please calm my heart down!”

16. “Come here often? Every day? From 9 to 5? Yeah, I guess that is often.”

17. “Let me adore your witty thoughts and enjoy this little conversion like a sitcom ‘The Office’.”

18. “Like what Dwight said when a seed is planted into the ground, I will plant my seed into you.”

19. “Do you have the Wi-Fi password—because I’m feeling this connection.”

20. “My ideal date is either watching the crowd go wild or get crazy with the sitcom ‘The Office’.”

21. “So where does a woman as charming as yourself find herself employed on a day such as today?”

22. “I can affirm that this very moment is like a modern day Enchanted, and this is like a fairy tale.”

23. “My ideal date night is either jiving to the beat of the drums or losing my mind on ‘The Office’.”

24. “I want to watch our little conversation become as lovely as the sitcom ‘The Office’ for tonight.”

25. “I would never take you for granted in a million years, and I would always love you forever.”

26. “I love gazing at your wonderful beauty much more than watching the cool sitcom ‘The Office’.”

27. “You work here often?”

28. “I’m not superstitious about this love between us, but I am a little stitious about our little affair.”

29. “You’re the deuce I never wanna drop.” – Andy Bernard

30. “I don’t consider myself as a part of this society because I always think that I am a part of you.”

31. “Here I am being Jim Halpert, confessing my love for you, and wanting more than friendship.”

32. “Is it pretzel day or am I just happy to see you?”

33. “I have many questions now, such as number one: how dare you make me fall in love with you?”

34. “You ever notice you can only ooze two things? Sexuality and puss.” – Creed

35. “There are lots of beauty in usual stuff, but I think you are a beauty out of the extraordinary.”

36. “I think you’re attractive. And I wanna sleep with you.” – Ryan Howard

37. “I love you like there ain’t no party like Scranton party because a Scranton party doesn’t stop!”

38. “I hope you watch ‘The Office’ and love it as much as I love gazing at your magnificent beauty.”

39. “Tonight would be a convenient night for us to have some intercourse.” – Dwight Schrute

40. “Your real name is probably Ryan since you started this fire in my heart where love started.”

41. “Green is a whorish color.” – Angela Martin

42. “I want to watch your eyes twinkle like stars as much as I love to watch the sitcom ‘The Office’.”

43. “Just so you know, me and you, I don’t think that’s ridiculous. Dot, dot, dot, dot dot.” – Darryl Philbin

44. “I think that you are a bit funny and adorable tonight like the American sitcom ‘The Office’.”

45. “I wanna be wined, and dined, and 69ed.” – Kevin Malone

46. “I don’t want to be your Jim; I want to be your Bob Vance.”

47. “Like Dwight Schrute, I came from the long line of fighters, so I would also fight for our love.”

48. “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I am just going to copy one of your lovely smiles.”

49. “Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go. ´Cause of your butt.”

50. “You are on my list of things to do tonight.”

51. “I think that my love for you is as immeasurable as the actual ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.”

52. “I´m hot; you´re hot. Let´s get it poppin´.”

53. “I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.”

54. “I have never doubted for a second that you are the woman whom I want to spend my life with.”

55. “All I ever wanted is laying on a beach with you and sharing delicious hotdogs for our snacks.”

56. “We should watch the show ‘The Office’ until we can make our love much funnier than ever.”

57. “Just know, what eats a large amount of my day are naps and imaginary moments about you.”

58. “Let us laugh until we start rolling on the floor, like a good laugh from the show ‘The Office’.”

59. “You are the beauty of the world while I know that I am always the face of silly jokes.”

60. “I want to make you much happier than you would feel when you watch the show ‘The Office’.”

61. “Toby might not think it is illegal to put Caprese salad anywhere but stealing my heart does.”

62. “I hope that I would dance with you tonight and whisper several times that we are soup snakes.”

63. “I’m too excited to sleep when we finally met each other’s gorgeous eyes in the noisy crowd!”

64. “I would also choose you again to be mine like Dwight would choose brown and gray balloons.”

65. “Let’s do it tonight and drop our sucker selves into the ocean where we can find our paradise.”

66. “I want to wrap you now in my warmest embrace because I am a black belt for wrapping gifts.”

67. “It’s funny how we don’t realize ’til Dwight pointed out that the eyes are the groin of the head.”

68. “My perfect crime won’t be stealing jewels in Tiffany’s, but when I steal your beautiful heart.”

69. “I hope you would adore me for the rest of your life like the amazing sitcom of ‘The Office’.”

70. “I want you to become my little baby who can nourish my lonely life and feed my beautiful soul.”

71. “Hi, I’m Date [insert your name]; nice to meet me.”

72. “We both know why I’m here. To see, you, naked, while I’m, naked…”

73. “Are you a cheesy pita? Because you are smoking hot.”

74. “Love is like starting a sentence that goes nowhere and just hoping to find it along the way.”

75. “Would you like to become Dwight and let me put something in your Jelly-O through the night?”

76. “Let us just own a decommissioned lighthouse and travel to space where we can live forever.”

77. “In our wildest fantasies, we are in hell where we run the bed and eat breakfast with the devil.”

78. “Life is short, so we should drive fast and leave a sexy corpse over our love through the night.”

79. “I knew just what to do but, in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do with our love.”

80. “I will wait for your affirmation in my love like I am waiting for another season of ‘The Office’.”

81. “I hope we will always be together, or it will feel like someone drops a bucket of boiling tears.”

82. “We are in the same time zone, but we might feel like we are far from one another right now.”

83. “Would you like to have man meat with passionate kisses and warm embraces as side dishes?”

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