Are you looking for some pick up lines that can be used on guys? Do you want to make them smile as well? Then check out our huge list below.

Some of these are cheesy, while others are quite dirty. But they have something in common. The guy you will try to pick up will smile, trust me.

Cheesy Yet Funny Lines To Use On Guys

Choose One From Examples Below

1. “My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?”

2. “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”

3. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”

4. “Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”

5. “If you were a potato you’d be a sweet one.”

6. “Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”

7. “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”

8. “You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy.”

9. “Hey, can you take a picture with me? I want to make my ex jealous.”

10. “They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.”

11. “I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.”

12. “Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!”

13. “Hey, I think that I know you. Oh! I remember! You are the guy with the gorgeous smile.”

14. “Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”

15. “If you were a steak you would be well done.”

16. “Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.”

17. “I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?”

18. “I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?”

19. “Is your heart a cake? Cause I want a piece of that.”

20. “Are you a banana? Because I find you a peeling.”

21. “Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.”

22. “My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.”

23. “Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.”

24. “Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.”

25. “There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.”

26. “If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.”

27. “Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?”

28. “Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection between us.”

29. “Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.”

30. “Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!”

31. “If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”

32. “Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?”

33. “Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?”

34. “Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?”

35. “You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.”

36. “Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.”

37. “Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”

38. “Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”

39. “Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person?” [Hold up a mirror]

40. “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”

41. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?”

42. “Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?”

43. “Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”

44. “Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”

45. “I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.”

46. “If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber.”

47. “Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”

48. “We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.”

49. “Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.”

50. “Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”

51. “If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.”

52. “Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.”

53. “Is it hot in here or is it just you?”

54. “Excuse me, do you have any raisins? [No.] How about a date?”

55. “If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”

56. “You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s because you’re unforgettable.”

57. “I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.”

58. “How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!”

59. “I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.”

60. “I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.”

61. “Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?”

62. “Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.”

63. “Are you a 90-degree angle? Cause you are looking right!”

64. “You are like my favorite cup of coffee, hot and lip-smacking!”

65. “Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”

66. “On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… And I’m the 1 you need.”

67. “If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!”

68. “Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.”

69. “You make me melt like an ice cream cone in the summer sun.”

70. “You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.”

71. “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”

72. “Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect.”

73. “I know a girl who is interested in you. If I was not so terribly shy, I’d let you know.”

74. “You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] She wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.”

75. “I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.”

76. “You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.”

77. “If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out.”

78. “Are you as gorgeous on the inside as you are on the outside?”

79. “Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.”

80. “Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.”

81. “I know where they give out free drinks… it’s a place called “My House”!”

82. “If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?”

83. “You are hotter than a sunburn.”

84. “Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.”

85. “I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No…] Well then, please start.”

86. “Aren’t you the guy who was going to get me a drink?”

87. “If you were a booger I’d pick you first.”

88. “You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.”

89. “Did you just come out of the oven? Because man, you are hot!”

90. “You’re so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you’d poop out toast!”

91. “Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.”

92. “Boy, I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.”

93. “Do you like vegetables? Because I love you from my head tomatoes.”

94. “I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.”

95. “Can we take a picture? I need to show Santa what I want for Christmas.”

96. “Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.”

97. “Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!”

98. “Do you have a watch? Because I need to know how many seconds it took for me to fall for you.”

99. “There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.”

100. “I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.”

Funny (But Dirty) Lines To Use On Guys

Choose One From Examples Below

1. “What kind of Uber are you – long or short rides?”

2. “For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.”

3. “Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex?”

4. “Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!”

5. “I don’t feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.”

6. “I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?”

7. “Are you a taxidermist? OK, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?”

8. “I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?”

9. “You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.”

10. “My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?”

11. “I know why they are calling it a beaver because I am dying for some wood.”

12. “Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.”

13. “I hear you’ve been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!”

14. “You are like the best coffee: tall, dark and strong.”

15. “I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don’t we?”

16. “Hello, gorgeous. I’m like a tropical island. I am hot, wet and ready for visitors.”

17. “You’re beautiful and has U in it, but “quickie” has U and I together.”

18. “You are so hot, I bet you could melt my under-wire.”

19. “Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?”

20. “It’s too bad your not my math homework. If you were, you would be hard and I could do you on a desk.”

21. “Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts.”

22. “What is better than a rose on a piano? [What?] Tulips on an organ.”

23. “I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?”

24. “Oh no, can you help me? [How?] I lost my rubber duck. Could you take a bath with me instead?”

25. “Do you do carpeting? Because I’m looking for a deep shag.”

26. “If you have sex with me, I will promise to never speak to you again.”

27. “Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want.”

28. “I lost my virginity, can I have yours?”

29. “Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.”

30. “My taco would like to meat you.”

31. “Only latex will stand in the way of our love.”

32. “Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?”

33. “Do you have some room in your mouth for another tongue?”

34. “Are you Richard? Because I’ve been looking for a Dick all day.”

35. “We should play hockey. I can be the net, so you can score.”

36. “Do you like sales? Because if you’re looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.”

37. “My hands are so chilly. May I put them in your pants to warm up?”

38. “I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.”

39. “You smell! [What?] It’s okay, we can go take a shower together.”

40. “Are you from Japan cause I’m trying to get in Japanties.”

41. “Aren’t you freezing right now? [No.] You should be. You have been naked in my thoughts for hours.”

42. “Are you a football player? Because I’d like you touchdown there!”

43. “If you think you will regret this by the morning, then we can always sleep in until after lunch.”

44. “You know what would look great on you? Me.”

45. “Are you a supermarket sample? ‘Cuz I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.”

46. “You look like a real challenge.”

47. “There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!”

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