Subtle pickup lines that can be used on any guy are hard to get. The internet is full of cheesy, often dirty and overused lines that are circulating among people for quite some time.
Luckily, we have created a list of best pick up lines that are clean and subtle at the same time. Trust me that going clean is always the best option with regards of picking up guys.
Subtle Pick-Up Lines To Ask Him
Choose From Examples Below
1. “My friends bet me I wouldn’t ask you to go on a date with me. How about we take their money and go get something good to eat?”
2. “Are you a plumber [or name any well-paid job]? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.”
3. “Hi, do you mind if I get a photo next to you? I’m about to ask you on a date, and just in case you say no, I’ll have the photo to remember how cute you were when I tell the story of the hot boy who got away.”
4. “No ring? You should be someone’s husband.”
5. “I’m not saying I’m a snowflake, but I have fallen for you.”
6. “Hey, you work out?”
7. “Are you a keyboard? You’re totally my type!”
8. “Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name… Richard?”
9. “You have the coolest hair. Can I touch it a little bit? It looks soft!”
10. “Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?”
11. “Hi, I really like your shirt! Where did you get it from? I’d love to grab one for my brother.”
12. “Hey, give me your car keys… coz’ you’re driving me crazy.”
13. “Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.”
14. “Hey, I’m not a professional photographer or anything, but I can absolutely picture you and me together!”
15. “Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”
16. “I’m not very good at maths, but I’m pretty sure I’d be great with your number.”
17. “What pickup line actually works on you?”
18. “I might need an inhaler because you’re really takin’ my breath away!”
19. “I’m sorry were you talking to me? [No.] Then please start!”
20. “What are your views on aliens? Because I think you’re totally outta this world!”
21. “You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”
22. “How much does a polar bear weigh? [No, how much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m [Insert your name here].”
23. “I wish we could be cats together because then I would spend every one of my nine lives with you.”
24. “I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.”
25. “Give me two seconds to check whether or not there are any cops around because I’m about to steal your heart, boy.”
26. “I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?”
27. “I’m no genie, but I do promise to try and make all of your dreams come true. Now, how about a date?”
28. “Are you the kind of guy who can look after himself or do you need a cute girl to take care of you?”
29. “Hey, how are you? I’m going to get to the point and say that I think you’re the hottest guy I’ve ever seen. Just so I can brace myself for potential rejection; if I were to ask you out, what are the chances that you’d say yes to a date with me?”
30. “I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?”
31. “What are your views on the Star Wars movies, because Yoda only guy for me.”
32. “I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.”
33. “Hey! Do you fancy grabbing a coffee with me? Because I really like you a latte!”
34. “Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”
35. “Do you mind if I just take a quick photo of you? I’d quite like to show my mother, my potential future boyfriend.”
36. “Date me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Dietrich?”
37. “You must be one heck of a thief because you managed to steal my attention from the other side of the room.”
38. “Can I borrow your phone? I told my ex-boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.”
39. “You remind me a little bit of a magnet because you attracted me from the other side of the bar.”
40. “I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.”
41. “I know you’re probably really busy being cute and all, but is there any chance you fancied adding a date with me on your to-do list?”
42. “Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?”
43. “Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?”
44. “What’s your Twitter? I need to follow you. My Mama always told me to follow my dreams.”
45. “Say, didn’t we go to different schools together?”
46. “We should get out of here. Firstly, you’re making all these other guys look bad. Secondly, I think you’re hot and really want to get to know you better.”
47. “You must be a magician. Because everyone disappears when I look at you.”
48. “Hey there, your hand looks super heavy. Let me hold it for you … “
49. “You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.”
50. “I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?”
51. “Hey, boy, do you play soccer at all? No? That’s a surprise because you’re a real keeper!”
52. “What does a girl have to do to get a guy to buy her a cup of coffee?”
53. “That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!”
54. “Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.”
Cheesy Yet Funny Lines To Use On Guys
Choose From Examples Below
1. “My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?”
2. “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
3. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
4. “Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”
5. “If you were a potato you’d be a sweet one.”
6. “Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
7. “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”
8. “You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy.”
9. “Hey, can you take a picture with me? I want to make my ex jealous.”
10. “They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.”
11. “I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.”
12. “Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!”
13. “Hey, I think that I know you. Oh! I remember! You are the guy with the gorgeous smile.”
14. “Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”
15. “If you were a steak you would be well done.”
16. “Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.”
17. “I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?”
18. “I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?”
19. “Is your heart a cake? Cause I want a piece of that.”
20. “Are you a banana? Because I find you a peeling.”
21. “Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.”
22. “My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.”
23. “Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.”
24. “Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.”
25. “There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.”
26. “If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.”
27. “Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?”
28. “Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection between us.”
29. “Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.”
30. “Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!”
31. “If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”
32. “Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?”
33. “Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?”
34. “Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?”
35. “You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.”
36. “Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.”
37. “Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”
38. “Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
39. “Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person?” [Hold up a mirror]
40. “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”
41. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?”
42. “Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?”
43. “Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
44. “Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”
45. “I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.”
46. “If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber.”
47. “Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”
48. “We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.”
49. “Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.”
50. “Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”
51. “If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.”
52. “Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.”
53. “Is it hot in here or is it just you?”
Funny & Corny Pick Up Lines That Are Dirty
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1. “Roses are red. Violets are fine. I’ll be the 6 if you’ll be my 9.”
2. “Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.”
3. “Let’s play carpenter. First, we’ll get hammered, and then you’ll nail me.”
4. “My bed’s broken, can I sleep in yours?”
5. “You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.”
6. “Hey! Do you want to do 68? [He: What?] You go down on me, and I owe you 1.”
7. “I’m a mindreader, and yes I will sleep with you.”
8. “Oh no, can you help me? [He: How?] I lost my rubber duck. Could I take a bath with you instead?”
9. “Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride, you’ll always finish first.”
10. “That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?”
11. “I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.”
12. “I’ve got the buns. Have you got the hot dog?”
13. “Hey, I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.”
14. “I have this special recipe for love. It takes a cup of you and me, kneading until hard and you have to serve it hot.”
15. “You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body the rest of your life, and I just want it for one night.”
16. “Let’s go to my place and do some math. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide mine legs, and multiply.”
17. “I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.”
18. “Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place!”
19. “We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you.”
20. “Nice package, you need me to sign up that?”
21. “I’ll be Burger King, and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.”
22. “Do you think it’s loud in here? [He: Yeah, it is!] Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs?”
23. “You’re the absolute opposite of my homework in high school. [He: How?] I actually want to do you all night long.”
24. “You’re beautiful has U in it, but quickie has U and I together.”
25. “Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.”
26. “I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.”
27. “Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?”
28. “Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.”
29. “Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman’s destination, did you understand the explanation or would you like a demonstration?”
30. “Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.”
31. “This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.”
32. “Is your name country crock, cause you can spread me anytime.”
33. “Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?”
34. “Aren’t you freezing right now? [He: No] You should be. You have been naked in my thoughts for hours.”
35. “Do you want to have good sex? [He: No!] Well then come to my place!”
36. “You may not have gotten my virginity, but you can at least have the box it came in!”
37. “My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?”
38. “Am I on an episode of Fixer Upper? Because I’ve never seen hardwood like that in real life.”
39. “Smile, if you want to sleep with me.”
40. “You’ll do!”
41. “Hey beautiful, we should play a game. Pretend that my pants are France and feel free to invade.”
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