If you are looking for communist pick up lines then you will love this article. Although you may never use these in real life, if you are a real leftist, or have lived in USSR, you will laugh a lot.

Don’t forget that these lines are perfect for both verbal and electronic communication. Soviet Union, here we go.

Communist Lines

Choose One From Examples Below

1. “Roses are red, so is the state. Let us be comrades because you are great!”

2. “I’d buy you roses and chocolates but I can’t be sure of the working conditions of the workers who helped produce them.I’d buy you roses and chocolates but I can’t be sure of the working conditions of the workers who helped produce them.”

3. “Hey honey, you put the ‘gal’ in egalitarian.”

4. “The revolution of your hips isn’t the only thing I wanna see tonight.”

5. “Your momma is just like communism, no class at all.”

6. “Are you collectivized agriculture? Because I wanna plow you all night.”

7. “Hey baby, can I seize those means of reproduction?”

8. “Let go of the invisible hand and hold mine.”

9. “Are you up for a little bit of class struggle?”

10. “What do the Chinese call a protest against Communism? A SITUASIAN.”

11. “I wanna take you from so many Engels.”

12. “You can hammer my sickle all night long!”

13. “My domination tonight will leave Marx all over your naked body.”

14. “I may be a socialist, but I’m not willing to share you.”

15. “On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?”

16. “Are you French aristocracy? Because I want head from you.”

17. “Solidarity isn’t the only thing that’s rock hard around here.”

18. “You cause an uprising in my pole-etariat.”

19. “Being with you makes me not want to be a Communist. Because I would have to share you with everyone else!”

20. “We can break the chains of capitalism – unless you’re into that.”

21. “Why do communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper-tea is theft.”

22. “Your love is my drug, but it’s not an opiate of the masses.”

23. “Are you a capitalist? Because you have a monopoly on my heart.”

24. “My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it’s only good in theory.”

25. “Are you from Russia? Cause I’m Putin these nuts on your face!”

26. “Don’t embargo my love!”

27. “I love it rough. Just do not leave Marx.”

28. “Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great!” [Carl Marx]

29. “Hey baby, you come here often? Because I’m with the KGB, and you’re going to the Gulag for not doing any work.”

30. “Hey girl, do you want to Fidel my Castro?”

31. “How about you treat me like the filthy kulak I am?”

32. “Cross my Volga river tonight.”

33. “My 5-year plan? Marry you and make you the happiest man in the world.”

34. “I want all of your pig iron inside of me.”

35. “Man of Steel? Let´s see if you live up to that name.”

36. “Ravishing famine? well if you´re hungry you can always eat my dick.”

37. “I wanted to put my 13 inches of HARD labor in your gulag.”

38. “How about I introduce my Kremlin to your gulag?”

39. “Your Kremlin or mine tonight?”

40. “Hey babe, you just gave me a Cuban missile crisis!”

41. “How about you show me your bolsheDICK revolution?”

42. “How about we equalize the pleasure tonight?”

43. “USSR? How about P.U.S.S.Y?”

44. “Not tonight honey, my white army has suddenly become red.”

45. “What’s 150 yards long and eats potatoes? A Moscow queue waiting to buy meat.”

46. “I heard you give the best head of the KGB.”

47. “How about tonight we break that non-aggression pact in the bedroom?”

48. “How about your Putin your dick in me?”

49. “I want to launch my Sputnik all over your face.”

50. “Duma? More like do me.”

51. “Girl, why don´t you open those iron curtains?”

52. “The policy of containment doesn´t apply to these pants.”

53. “How would you feel about a mass deportation of my sperm?”

54. “Let´s play coup: my dick´s the tank, and you´re Yeltsin.”

55. “There´s nothing cold about the war brewing in my pants.”

56. “How would you feel about incorporating some of my comrades?”

57. “Remember this name because you´ll be YELL-tsin it later.”

58. “What is Communism? The Polish say it’s the longest and most painful of the roads to capitalism.”

59. “Bend over or go to gulag.”

60. “I’m Yuri Gagarin, mind if I check out Uranus?”

61. “I don’t know how to tell you this but you’re my latest khrush-chev.”

62. “Leon Trotsky thinks you’re hotsky…”

63. “Are you the means of production? ‘Cos I wanna seize you.”

64. “Wanna produce more working-class comrades for glorious motherland?”

65. “Quit Stalin’ and take your clothes off?”

66. “Are you the 1978 Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act? Because if you gave me a warrant, I’d tap that.”

67. “I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.”

68. “What did communists use to light their homes with before using candles? Electricity.”

69. “Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!”

70. “Seven Great Wonders of Communism 1. Universal employment. 2. Despite universal employment, no one works at all. 3. Despite no one working, all economic plans were fulfilled to 100% minimum. 4. Despite plans being fulfilled above the 100% requisite, shops remained empty. 5. Despite shops being empty, everyone had everything. 6. Despite everyone having everything, everyone remained a thief. 7. Despite the universal theft, no one was ever missing anything.”

71. “My missile never had a crisis.”

72. “The Cold War is definitely over because it’s smoking hot in here.”

73. “Hey, girl! I am falling for you like Berlin wall.”

74. “Hey comrade, let’s share the means of reproduction.”

75. “Not even the Berlin Wall could keep me from you my dear.”

76. “I must be the Russian space program, because I’m just dying to launch my Sputnik into your space.”

77. “After the sino-soviet split, your legs should be easy.” [Nixon]

78. “I’ve got a five-year plan and it includes you… well, it doesn’t have to be five years – one night works for me!”

79. “Like the USSR in 1991, I’m falling for you girl.”

80. “Hey girl, that iron curtain won’t keep us apart.”

81. “Eh babe? Wanna make some mistakes and see me explode?”

82. “Did you work at Chernobyl? Because I feel my control rod moving.”

83. “Like Mao Zedong, I will walk 500 hundred miles for you.”

84. “Babe… your love is like a dictatorship… it has absolute power over my heart!”

85. “Let’s turn up the heat on the Cold War.”

86. “I want you to collectivize this grain.”

87. “I want your bolsheDICK.”

88. “Ruin me like Stalin ruined everyone’s lives.”