Are you looking for history pick up lines? Then look no further as we have the largest collection of ready-to-use examples for verbal as well as electronic communication.
Because this list is extensive, we have decided to categorize these into several groups:
Basic History Pick Up Lines
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1. âWow, how astonishing! You must be the eighth wonder of the world!â
2. âYou are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, and you light up my world, girl.â
3. âIâm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?â
4. âIâm sorry I wasnât part of your past, want me to make it up by being in your future?â
5. âThe Great Depression is anytime when youâre not around.â
6. “Do you like history? Because we´re gonna make history tonight.”
7. âThe Great Pyramid, the Sahara, the Nile, me⌠get the picture?â
8. âUnlike the stock market, I never crash at my peak.â
9. “No need to wait for the succession, youâre first in line for me.”
10. âNeed to know why they call me Titanic? Because when I go down, the women dependably get off first.â
11. âI might not go down in history, but Iâll go down on you!â
12. âHey baby, care to allow me an expedition to prove that you arenât flat?â
13. “Madam, it is imperative that you recognize my natural right to pursue your happiness.”
14. âCare to come over for some Hysteria Relief?â
15. “You hit me harder than the stock market crash of October 1929.”
16. âIs your name Amundsen? Since I need you to investigate my south pole.â
Ancient History Pick Up Lines
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1. âBaby youâre hotter than Rome under Nero.â
2. âHey girl, you wonât need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.â
3. âBaby you just turned my bronze into iron!â
4. âMy love for you is like a Trojan Horse, itâll sneak up on you when you least expect it.â
5. âHammurabi might have issued the first code of law in 1750BCE, but I just issued you my first code of love.â
6. âThey say the Greeks fought a ten-year war to return the beauty that was Helen of Troy, but I say to you that I would fight a hundred years to take you home with me tonight.â
7. âYou are the Rosetta Stone to my hieroglyphics.â
8. âNice pyramidsâŚâ
9. “Your palace looks like it could use a sturdy column.”
10. âIâll be the pyramid and you be the archeologist who discovers my secrets.â
11. âAre you an early hominid? Because Iâve got a Homo Erectus right now.â
European History Pick Up Lines
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1. âYou are as hot as the Great Fire of London.â
2. âGirl, letâs flee like Huguenots in the night!â
3. âAre you a historical landmark? Because Eiffel for you.â
4. âLike Martin Luther, Iâm gonna post 95 reasons that will make you reconsider me.â
5. âItâs not a heliocentric universe anymore, babe, everything revolves around you.â
6. âHey baby, I got the sword you got the sheath, how about a truce?â
7. “You must be John Locke because you are the key to my conscious.”
8. “If I was a knight, would you lower your drawbridge for me?”
9. âYou remind me of the guillotine; I always lose my head around you, dear.â
10. âLike the economic policies of Jean Baptiste-Colbert, Iâll alwayâs be true to you and never go astray or trade with another.â
11. âLike the French at the Bastille, Iâd storm the gates for you.â
12. “Like the people to their ruler, letâs sign a social contract.”
13. “Ours is the Leviathan of love – all-powerful.”
14. “Our love and the ineffective rule of the Romanovâs will change the world.”
15. âMy love for you is as contagious as the Black Plague.â
16. âIt must be the Reign of Terror because I am losing my head over you.â
17. âPope Urban II sent me on a crusade to conquer your heart.â
18. âOur love isnât a jealous love â I wonât go all Napoleon and blockade you from your friends.â
19. âNo one can debunk the fact that you are the center of my universeâŚâ
20. âAre you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.â
21. âEgalitĂŠ, FraternitĂŠ, SexualitĂŠ.â
22. âAre you from Medieval Times? Cause you Sir Gagsalot!â
23. âYou remind me of Russia in 1917, Iâm starting to feel a huge uprising in my lower class.â
24. “Iâm falling for you like the nobles fell in the Defenestration of Prague”
25. “Are you the bourgeoisie? âCause I can feel a rising in my lower class!”
26. “Are you the proletariat? âCause I can feel a rising in my lower class!”
Colonial Pick Up Lines
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1. âBabe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed⌠and Iâm lost at sea.â
2. âYour beauty could launch a thousand ships.â
3. âI wish to colonize your heart, my dear.â
4. “If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.”
5. âJust call me HernĂĄn CortĂŠs because Iâll be the conquistador of your heart.â
6. “Iâd circumnavigate the globe for you girl, but I wouldnât die part-way through Magellan-style.”
7. âIs your name Maya? Because Iâd like to sacrifice you to the gods.â
8. “Good thing I’m not a colonist, because I’d let you do intolerable acts to me.”
9. “Are you a pilgrim? Because I’d let you land on my rock. Plymouth’s got nothing on me if you know what I mean.”
10. âHey girl, with that huge round ass, I could cruise into your sea and ride you all the way to China.â
11. âMy love for you is like the Spanish Armada â unsinkable!â
American History Pick Up Lines
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1. âI must be identified with Ben Franklin. Iâve recently found some power between us.â
2. âMy heart burns like a witch for you.â
3. âDamn, girl, youâre hotter than Chicago in 1871.â
4. âDid you develop the plane? Cause you appear Wright to me.â
5. âIt may not be the Louisiana Purchase, but it WILL double in size.â [Thomas Jefferson]
6. “I’m so glad prohibition was repealed because I’m drunk on you.”
7. âLike America to Hawaii in 1898, youâve annexed my heart.â
8. “Letâs be like the original 13 colonies and multiply.”
9. âI bet if Jefferson had met you, he would have vetoed the Non-Intercourse Act.â
10. âIf you were president, youâd be George Washington. Iâll always come second.â
11. “The Gettysburg Address was short, but I know something that isn’t.”
12. âYea, Iâll try to purchase your love like Jefferson purchased Louisiana.â
13. âIâm no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.â
14. “We would be the most perfect union.”
15. âYour breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore⌠My face should be among them!â
16. âDid your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because youâre the bomb!â
17. “This must be the 1900s, because my train has some goods that need to be delivered down south.”
18. âYou can call me Teddy, because I carry a big stick.â
19. âIt must be the civil war, cause I wanna bang you like a salvation drum.â
20. âCivil War style: Câmon, baby, letâs go back to my place and I will load your musket with my ramrod.â
21. âWanna to play War of 1812? Iâll light your White House on fire!â
22. “I’m like the Vietnam War – way longer than you thought I’d be.”
23. âAre you Jefferson Davis? âCause youâre making the south rise.â
24. âIâm George Washington. Can I cross your Delaware?â
25. “If you go out with me, Iâll be like Paul Revere yelling, âI got a date.â”
26. âHi, Iâm babe Lincoln, and Iâm about to give you the Gettysburg undress.â
27. “You must be a Quaker, because I could William Penn-etrate you for hours.”
28. âDonât worry if youâre only wearing stripes because Iâll make you see stars tonight.â
29. âAre you from Central America? Because I want to split you like the Panama Canal.â
30. âCall me Paul Revere, because I would like to give you a midnight ride.â
31. âDr. Jonas Salk couldnât create a vaccine to stop my love for you.â
32. âHey, girl! If you were a president, youâd be Babe-raham Lincoln.â
33. Iâm not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speak easy to me.
34. âAre you related to John Wilkes Booth? Because your ass is blowing my mind right now.â
35. âHow would you feel if I reached in your pants Andrew out your Johnson?â
36. âYou can call me Lincoln in light of the fact that Iâm going to liberate you from those jeans.â
37. You + Me = Shot Heard Round the World.
38. âDo you want to help me with my project on the tit- Iâm mean, TET Offensive?â
39. âYou must be related to Tesla because youâre electrifying.â
40. “Are you Andrew Jackson because you shouldnât veto me.”
41. “Hey (girl/boy), do you ever get told you look like the Constitution? âCause youâre a national treasure.”
42. “They don’t call me a Rough Rider for nothing.”
43. “Are you a loyalist, because youâre really making me rethink this whole independence thing.”
44. “Any admission of lustfulness will have me condemned as a witch.”
45. âIt is safe to say that you are Lee Harvey Oswald? Since you blow my mind off.â
46. âIâm like George Washington â I cannot tell a lie. So believe me when I say youâre the most beautiful woman Iâve ever met.â
47. âI wouldnât need the Emancipation Proclamation if I were your slave baby!â
48. âBaby, I would love to set them Georgia Peaches on fire.â
49. âOur love is like Cinco de Mayo, misunderstood by most.â #ItsNotMexicanIndependenceDay!
50. âIâd go to the moon and back for you baby!â
51. “Want to go back to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy?”
52. âGirl, this evening youâll be similar to Ben Franklin. Youâre gonna find electric power.â
53. âIâll be your Secretary of the Interior.â
54. “My name is Huey Long, and I can share some wealth!”
55. âIf you ask Thomas Paine, heâll tell you that dating me is Common Sense.â
56. “Excuse me but I’m looking for weapons of ass destruction.”
57. âIâve got the âthanksâ ready, if youâll do the âgivingâŚâ
58. âI declared independence from the British so you can declare independence from those clothes, baby!â
59. âLetâs role play⌠Iâll be Osama you be the cave⌠Now let me hide in you.â
60. “Youâre the Gran Colombia of my heart.”
World War 1 Pick Up Lines
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1. âLike World War I, this will be the love to end all loves.â
2. âLike the German currency post- World War I, you make my heart inflate.â
3. “I have sex like I fight wars; I have no exit strategy.”
4. âAre you German? Because I want to fuck you like the Versailles treaty.â
5. âBaby, youâre like the Treaty of Versailles and Iâm like Nazi Germany: Iâm gonna violate you repeatedly.â
6. “You and I are like the Balkans…. one spark and we’ll cause a world war.”
World War 2 Pick Up Lines
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1. “Hey, you must be a German… cause you sure started the battle of my bulge.”
2. “Baby you’re gonna be like France tonight might as well say yes… Your resistance to my offensive ill be symbolic and in the end, you’re gonna lose.”
3. “Wanna get bombed by Fatman and Littleboy?”
4. âIf you were on pearl harbor, they wouldâve thrown flowers instead of bombs.â
5. “Can me and my buddy Molotov-Ribbentrop you? As in splitting you like Poland.”
6. âYou make me feel like the French at blitzkrieg. I just want to surrender to you.â
7. “Want to get Luftwaffed? Goeringed all over your face.”
8. “You wanna play Pearl Harbor? It’s a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.”
9. “I’m gonna bust right through your Ardennes.”
10. “You must have been born in pearl harbor cause baby you da bomb.”
11. “Hey, baby wanna get Blitzkrieged?!”
12. âWant to reenact the Battle of the Bulge?â
13. “I’m gonna get stuck in you like Germany in Stalingrad!”
14. âHowâs your drink? I just canât wait to invade your SudetenlandâŚâ
15. “You must work for the Gestapo because I’ve seen you spying on me all night.”
16. âBaby, Iâd annex your territory any day!â
17. “I’m gonna hit you like a Russian winter… once I come in I never go come out.”
18. “You hear Churchill’s speech? we will fight them on the beaches, in their bedrooms, on the kitchen table, the bar bathroom!”
19. “I like to stand here and stare at my privates.”
20. “I’m gonna fuck you like Nagasaki!”
21. “Hey baby, let´s call this the night of infamy cuz I’m gonna sneak up behind you like Pearl Harbour!”
22. “We might die today, honey. Let´s fuck!”
Cold War & Communist Pick Up Lines
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1. âDonât embargo my love!â
2. âRoses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great!â [Carl Marx]
3. “Hey baby, you come here often? Because I’m with the KGB, and you’re going to the Gulag for not doing any work.”
4. “Hey girl, do you want to Fidel my Castro?”
5. “Bend over or go to gulag.”
6. “I’m Yuri Gagarin, mind if I check out Uranus?”
7. “I don’t know how to tell you this but you’re my latest khrush-chev.”
8. “Leon Trotsky thinks you’re hotsky…”
9. “Are you the means of production? ‘Cos I wanna seize you.”
10. “Wanna produce more working-class comrades for glorious motherland?”
11. “Quit Stalin’ and take your clothes off?”
12. âAre you the 1978 Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act? Because if you gave me a warrant, Iâd tap that.â
13. âIâll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in â72.â
14. âBaby you could even make the Cold War hot!â
15. âMy missile never had a crisis.â
16. “The Cold War is definitely over because itâs smoking hot in here.”
17. âHey, girl! I am falling for you like Berlin wall.â
18. “Hey comrade, let’s share the means of reproduction.”
19. âNot even the Berlin Wall could keep me from you my dear.â
20. “I must be the Russian space program, because I’m just dying to launch my Sputnik into your space.”
21. âAfter the sino-soviet split, your legs should be easy.â [Nixon]
22. “I’ve got a five-year plan, and it includes you… well, it doesn’t have to be five years – one night works for me!”
23. âLike the USSR in 1991, Iâm falling for you girl.â
24. âHey girl, that iron curtain wonât keep us apart.â
25. “Eh babe? Wanna make some mistakes and see me explode?”
26. “Did you work at Chernobyl? Because I feel my control rod moving.”
27. âLike Mao Zedong, I will walk 500 hundred miles for you.â
28. âBabe⌠your love is like a dictatorship⌠it has absolute power over my heart!â
29. “Letâs turn up the heat on the Cold War.”
30. “I want you to collectivize this grain.”
31. “How about you treat me like the filthy kulak I am?”
32. “Cross my Volga river tonight.”
33. “My 5 year plan? Marry you and make your the happiest man in the world.”
34. “I want all of your pig iron inside of me.”
35. “Man of Steel? Let´s see if you live up to that name.”
36. “Ravishing famine? well if you´re hungry you can always eat my dick.”
37. “I wanted to put my 13 inches of HARD labour in your gulag.”
38. “How about I introduce my Kremlin to your gulag?”
39. “Your Kremlin or mine tonight?”
40. “I want your bolsheDICK.”
41. “How about you show me your bolsheDICK revolution?”
42. “How about we equalize the pleasure tonight?”
43. “USSR? How about P.U.S.S.Y?”
44. “Not tonight honey, my white army has suddenly become red.”
45. “Ruin me like Stalin ruined everyone’s lives.”
46. “I heard you give the best head of the KGB.”
47. “How about tonight we break that non-aggression pact in the bedroom?”
48. “How about your Putin your dick in me?”
49. “I want to launch my Sputnik all over your face.”
50. “Duma? More like do me.”
51. “Girl, why don´t you open those iron curtains?”
52. “The policy of containment doesn´t apply to these pants.”
53. “How would you feel about mass deportation of my sperm?”
54. “Let´s play coup: my dick´s the tank, and you´re Yeltsin.”
55. “There´s nothing cold about the war brewing in my pants.”
56. “How would you feel about incorporating some of my comrades?”
57. “Remember this name because you´ll be YELL-tsin it later.”