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Because this list is extensive, we have decided to categorize these into several groups:

Basic History Pick Up Lines

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1. “Wow, how astonishing! You must be the eighth wonder of the world!”

2. “You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, and you light up my world, girl.”

3. “I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?”

4. “I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your past, want me to make it up by being in your future?”

5. “The Great Depression is anytime when you’re not around.”

6. “Do you like history? Because we´re gonna make history tonight.”

7. “The Great Pyramid, the Sahara, the Nile, me… get the picture?”

8. “Unlike the stock market, I never crash at my peak.”

9. “No need to wait for the succession, you’re first in line for me.”

10. “Need to know why they call me Titanic? Because when I go down, the women dependably get off first.”

11. “I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!”

12. “Hey baby, care to allow me an expedition to prove that you aren’t flat?”

13. “Madam, it is imperative that you recognize my natural right to pursue your happiness.”

14. “Care to come over for some Hysteria Relief?”

15. “You hit me harder than the stock market crash of October 1929.”

16. “Is your name Amundsen? Since I need you to investigate my south pole.”

Ancient History Pick Up Lines

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1. “Baby you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.”

2. “Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.”

3. “Baby you just turned my bronze into iron!”

4. “My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.”

5. “Hammurabi might have issued the first code of law in 1750BCE, but I just issued you my first code of love.”

6. “They say the Greeks fought a ten-year war to return the beauty that was Helen of Troy, but I say to you that I would fight a hundred years to take you home with me tonight.”

7. “You are the Rosetta Stone to my hieroglyphics.”

8. “Nice pyramids…”

9. “Your palace looks like it could use a sturdy column.”

10. “I’ll be the pyramid and you be the archeologist who discovers my secrets.”

11. “Are you an early hominid? Because I’ve got a Homo Erectus right now.”

European History Pick Up Lines

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1. “You are as hot as the Great Fire of London.”

2. “Girl, let’s flee like Huguenots in the night!”

3. “Are you a historical landmark? Because Eiffel for you.”

4. “Like Martin Luther, I’m gonna post 95 reasons that will make you reconsider me.”

5. “It’s not a heliocentric universe anymore, babe, everything revolves around you.”

6. “Hey baby, I got the sword you got the sheath, how about a truce?”

7. “You must be John Locke because you are the key to my conscious.”

8. “If I was a knight, would you lower your drawbridge for me?”

9. “You remind me of the guillotine; I always lose my head around you, dear.”

10. “Like the economic policies of Jean Baptiste-Colbert, I’ll alway’s be true to you and never go astray or trade with another.”

11. “Like the French at the Bastille, I’d storm the gates for you.”

12. “Like the people to their ruler, let’s sign a social contract.”

13. “Ours is the Leviathan of love – all-powerful.”

14. “Our love and the ineffective rule of the Romanov’s will change the world.”

15. “My love for you is as contagious as the Black Plague.”

16. “It must be the Reign of Terror because I am losing my head over you.”

17. “Pope Urban II sent me on a crusade to conquer your heart.”

18. “Our love isn’t a jealous love – I won’t go all Napoleon and blockade you from your friends.”

19. “No one can debunk the fact that you are the center of my universe…”

20. “Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.”

21. “Egalité, Fraternité, Sexualité.”

22. “Are you from Medieval Times? Cause you Sir Gagsalot!”

23. “You remind me of Russia in 1917, I’m starting to feel a huge uprising in my lower class.”

24. “I’m falling for you like the nobles fell in the Defenestration of Prague”

25. “Are you the bourgeoisie? ‘Cause I can feel a rising in my lower class!”

26. “Are you the proletariat? ‘Cause I can feel a rising in my lower class!”

Colonial Pick Up Lines

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1. “Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.”

2. “Your beauty could launch a thousand ships.”

3. “I wish to colonize your heart, my dear.”

4. “If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.”

5. “Just call me Hernán Cortés because I’ll be the conquistador of your heart.”

6. “I’d circumnavigate the globe for you girl, but I wouldn’t die part-way through Magellan-style.”

7. “Is your name Maya? Because I’d like to sacrifice you to the gods.”

8. “Good thing I’m not a colonist, because I’d let you do intolerable acts to me.”

9. “Are you a pilgrim? Because I’d let you land on my rock. Plymouth’s got nothing on me if you know what I mean.”

10. “Hey girl, with that huge round ass, I could cruise into your sea and ride you all the way to China.”

11. “My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!”

American History Pick Up Lines

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1. “I must be identified with Ben Franklin. I’ve recently found some power between us.”

2. “My heart burns like a witch for you.”

3. “Damn, girl, you’re hotter than Chicago in 1871.”

4. “Did you develop the plane? Cause you appear Wright to me.”

5. “It may not be the Louisiana Purchase, but it WILL double in size.” [Thomas Jefferson]

6. “I’m so glad prohibition was repealed because I’m drunk on you.”

7. “Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.”

8. “Let’s be like the original 13 colonies and multiply.”

9. “I bet if Jefferson had met you, he would have vetoed the Non-Intercourse Act.”

10. “If you were president, you’d be George Washington. I’ll always come second.”

11. “The Gettysburg Address was short, but I know something that isn’t.”

12. “Yea, I’ll try to purchase your love like Jefferson purchased Louisiana.”

13. “I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.”

14. “We would be the most perfect union.”

15. “Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore… My face should be among them!”

16. “Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!”

17. “This must be the 1900s, because my train has some goods that need to be delivered down south.”

18. “You can call me Teddy, because I carry a big stick.”

19. “It must be the civil war, cause I wanna bang you like a salvation drum.”

20. “Civil War style: C’mon, baby, let’s go back to my place and I will load your musket with my ramrod.”

21. “Wanna to play War of 1812? I’ll light your White House on fire!”

22. “I’m like the Vietnam War – way longer than you thought I’d be.”

23. “Are you Jefferson Davis? ‘Cause you’re making the south rise.”

24. “I’m George Washington. Can I cross your Delaware?”

25. “If you go out with me, I’ll be like Paul Revere yelling, “I got a date.””

26. “Hi, I’m babe Lincoln, and I’m about to give you the Gettysburg undress.”

27. “You must be a Quaker, because I could William Penn-etrate you for hours.”

28. “Don’t worry if you’re only wearing stripes because I’ll make you see stars tonight.”

29. “Are you from Central America? Because I want to split you like the Panama Canal.”

30. “Call me Paul Revere, because I would like to give you a midnight ride.”

31. “Dr. Jonas Salk couldn’t create a vaccine to stop my love for you.”

32. “Hey, girl! If you were a president, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.”

33. I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speak easy to me.

34. “Are you related to John Wilkes Booth? Because your ass is blowing my mind right now.”

35. “How would you feel if I reached in your pants Andrew out your Johnson?”

36. “You can call me Lincoln in light of the fact that I’m going to liberate you from those jeans.”

37. You + Me = Shot Heard Round the World.

38. “Do you want to help me with my project on the tit- I’m mean, TET Offensive?”

39. “You must be related to Tesla because you’re electrifying.”

40. “Are you Andrew Jackson because you shouldn’t veto me.”

41. “Hey (girl/boy), do you ever get told you look like the Constitution? ‘Cause you’re a national treasure.”

42. “They don’t call me a Rough Rider for nothing.”

43. “Are you a loyalist, because you’re really making me rethink this whole independence thing.”

44. “Any admission of lustfulness will have me condemned as a witch.”

45. “It is safe to say that you are Lee Harvey Oswald? Since you blow my mind off.”

46. “I’m like George Washington — I cannot tell a lie. So believe me when I say you’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met.”

47. “I wouldn’t need the Emancipation Proclamation if I were your slave baby!”

48. “Baby, I would love to set them Georgia Peaches on fire.”

49. “Our love is like Cinco de Mayo, misunderstood by most.” #ItsNotMexicanIndependenceDay!

50. “I’d go to the moon and back for you baby!”

51. “Want to go back to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy?”

52. “Girl, this evening you’ll be similar to Ben Franklin. You’re gonna find electric power.”

53. “I’ll be your Secretary of the Interior.”

54. “My name is Huey Long, and I can share some wealth!”

55. “If you ask Thomas Paine, he’ll tell you that dating me is Common Sense.”

56. “Excuse me but I’m looking for weapons of ass destruction.”

57. “I’ve got the ‘thanks’ ready, if you’ll do the ‘giving…”

58. “I declared independence from the British so you can declare independence from those clothes, baby!”

59. “Let’s role play… I’ll be Osama you be the cave… Now let me hide in you.”

60. “You’re the Gran Colombia of my heart.”

World War 1 Pick Up Lines

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1. “Like World War I, this will be the love to end all loves.”

2. “Like the German currency post- World War I, you make my heart inflate.”

3. “I have sex like I fight wars; I have no exit strategy.”

4. “Are you German? Because I want to fuck you like the Versailles treaty.”

5. “Baby, you’re like the Treaty of Versailles and I’m like Nazi Germany: I’m gonna violate you repeatedly.”

6. “You and I are like the Balkans…. one spark and we’ll cause a world war.”

World War 2 Pick Up Lines

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1. “Hey, you must be a German… cause you sure started the battle of my bulge.”

2. “Baby you’re gonna be like France tonight might as well say yes… Your resistance to my offensive ill be symbolic and in the end, you’re gonna lose.”

3. “Wanna get bombed by Fatman and Littleboy?”

4. “If you were on pearl harbor, they would’ve thrown flowers instead of bombs.”

5. “Can me and my buddy Molotov-Ribbentrop you? As in splitting you like Poland.”

6. “You make me feel like the French at blitzkrieg. I just want to surrender to you.”

7. “Want to get Luftwaffed? Goeringed all over your face.”

8. “You wanna play Pearl Harbor? It’s a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.”

9. “I’m gonna bust right through your Ardennes.”

10. “You must have been born in pearl harbor cause baby you da bomb.”

11. “Hey, baby wanna get Blitzkrieged?!”

12. “Want to reenact the Battle of the Bulge?”

13. “I’m gonna get stuck in you like Germany in Stalingrad!”

14. “How’s your drink? I just can’t wait to invade your Sudetenland…”

15. “You must work for the Gestapo because I’ve seen you spying on me all night.”

16. “Baby, I’d annex your territory any day!”

17. “I’m gonna hit you like a Russian winter… once I come in I never go come out.”

18. “You hear Churchill’s speech? we will fight them on the beaches, in their bedrooms, on the kitchen table, the bar bathroom!”

19. “I like to stand here and stare at my privates.”

20. “I’m gonna fuck you like Nagasaki!”

21. “Hey baby, let´s call this the night of infamy cuz I’m gonna sneak up behind you like Pearl Harbour!”

22. “We might die today, honey. Let´s fuck!”

Cold War & Communist Pick Up Lines

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1. “Don’t embargo my love!”

2. “Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great!” [Carl Marx]

3. “Hey baby, you come here often? Because I’m with the KGB, and you’re going to the Gulag for not doing any work.”

4. “Hey girl, do you want to Fidel my Castro?”

5. “Bend over or go to gulag.”

6. “I’m Yuri Gagarin, mind if I check out Uranus?”

7. “I don’t know how to tell you this but you’re my latest khrush-chev.”

8. “Leon Trotsky thinks you’re hotsky…”

9. “Are you the means of production? ‘Cos I wanna seize you.”

10. “Wanna produce more working-class comrades for glorious motherland?”

11. “Quit Stalin’ and take your clothes off?”

12. “Are you the 1978 Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act? Because if you gave me a warrant, I’d tap that.”

13. “I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.”

14. “Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!”

15. “My missile never had a crisis.”

16. “The Cold War is definitely over because it’s smoking hot in here.”

17. “Hey, girl! I am falling for you like Berlin wall.”

18. “Hey comrade, let’s share the means of reproduction.”

19. “Not even the Berlin Wall could keep me from you my dear.”

20. “I must be the Russian space program, because I’m just dying to launch my Sputnik into your space.”

21. “After the sino-soviet split, your legs should be easy.” [Nixon]

22. “I’ve got a five-year plan, and it includes you… well, it doesn’t have to be five years – one night works for me!”

23. “Like the USSR in 1991, I’m falling for you girl.”

24. “Hey girl, that iron curtain won’t keep us apart.”

25. “Eh babe? Wanna make some mistakes and see me explode?”

26. “Did you work at Chernobyl? Because I feel my control rod moving.”

27. “Like Mao Zedong, I will walk 500 hundred miles for you.”

28. “Babe… your love is like a dictatorship… it has absolute power over my heart!”

29. “Let’s turn up the heat on the Cold War.”

30. “I want you to collectivize this grain.”

31. “How about you treat me like the filthy kulak I am?”

32. “Cross my Volga river tonight.”

33. “My 5 year plan? Marry you and make your the happiest man in the world.”

34. “I want all of your pig iron inside of me.”

35. “Man of Steel? Let´s see if you live up to that name.”

36. “Ravishing famine? well if you´re hungry you can always eat my dick.”

37. “I wanted to put my 13 inches of HARD labour in your gulag.”

38. “How about I introduce my Kremlin to your gulag?”

39. “Your Kremlin or mine tonight?”

40. “I want your bolsheDICK.”

41. “How about you show me your bolsheDICK revolution?”

42. “How about we equalize the pleasure tonight?”

43. “USSR? How about P.U.S.S.Y?”

44. “Not tonight honey, my white army has suddenly become red.”

45. “Ruin me like Stalin ruined everyone’s lives.”

46. “I heard you give the best head of the KGB.”

47. “How about tonight we break that non-aggression pact in the bedroom?”

48. “How about your Putin your dick in me?”

49. “I want to launch my Sputnik all over your face.”

50. “Duma? More like do me.”

51. “Girl, why don´t you open those iron curtains?”

52. “The policy of containment doesn´t apply to these pants.”

53. “How would you feel about mass deportation of my sperm?”

54. “Let´s play coup: my dick´s the tank, and you´re Yeltsin.”

55. “There´s nothing cold about the war brewing in my pants.”

56. “How would you feel about incorporating some of my comrades?”

57. “Remember this name because you´ll be YELL-tsin it later.”

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