Have you met a huge fan of Rick & Morty and you find him or her attractive? Well, how about trying one of the hilarious pick-up lines based on this popular TV show?

Although you can use these when talking to each other in person, these work best during online communication. Just keep in mind that only real fans of this show will get these.

Best Rick & Morty Pick Up Lines

Choose One From Examples Below

1. “If I were a Meeseeks I´d stay at your side for at least three days.”

2. “Hey girl, are you a MeeSeeks? [No, why?] Because I want you to complete one simple task and then disappear.”

3. “Get Schwifty with me this Valentine´s Day.”

4. “Wanna get schwifty together?”

5. “Would you have a better relationship with me than Jerry and Beth?”

6. “Swiggity swooty can I cum on your booty?”

7. “I need you more than Rick needs Morty.”

8. “Do you watch Rick and Morty? [Works wonders if you are a girl picking up a guy.]”

9. “I need you more than Rick needs Szechwan sauce.”

10. “You’re a fine piece of ass and I can prove it mathematically.”

11. “In an infinite number of universes, I´d pick you in all of them.”

12. “Are you pirates of the pancreas? Cuz we gonna be having a shit load of legal issues after one ride.”

13. “Show me what you got under that shirt.”

14. “We gotta get naked so the Somalian space pirates can´t see us.”

15. “Are you the Rick J-19ζ7 to my Jerry? Because you look like you’ve got your priorities in order.”

16. “Show me what you got!”

17. “Are you the Rick and Morty community? Because I want to leave you on edge for a long ass time while a build up a thunderous conclusion.”

18. “Let’s get riggity riggity wrecked son!”

19. “I’ve been watching you drink [Insert her name here], I get the feeling you’ve got a hard job. I wonder what it takes to please you; that´s the job I want. Part time. Full time. I wanna be good at it, bad at it. I wanna get promoted, fired. Corner office, hostile takeover, workplace accident. I´m on my knees, [Insert her name here]. Praying, worshipping, begging. Whatever you want. What do you think about that?”

20. “I have to fulfill my purpose so I can go away!”

21. “Let´s go back to my place and re-watch all seasons of Rick & Morty 😉 ”

22. “Hey girl, did you know that Rick & Morty is the best Halloween costume? Because even if there are 30 other Rick & Mortys at the party, it makes the perfect sense.”

23. “Hey baby, let´s get naked, cuddle, eat food, and just lay in bed and watch Rick & Morty all day long.”

24. “Ooooh yeah! Can do!”

25. “Do you want to have sex with me?” [She: Over my dead body!] “It’s ok, I can just hop dimensions until I find one where you’re already dead, and we can have sex then.”

26. “Hey girl, do you want to squanch?”

27. “Hey baby, I am just a lonely Rick looking for his Morty. Will you help me find him?”


29. “Hey, take your pants off, it’s schwifty time today!”

30. “I have a different kinda mega seed I’m gonna shove up your butthole 2nite.”

31. “Hi I´m Mr. Meeseeks! Look at meee!”

32. “Shit on the floor!”

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