Have you met a huge fan of a SpongeBob and you find him or her attractive? Well, how about trying one of the hilarious pick-up lines based on this popular TV show?

Although you can use these when talking to each other in person, these work best during online communication. Just keep in mind that only real fans of this show will get these.

SpongeBob Lines

Choose One From Examples Below

1. “Hey Girl! I want to sop up your love.”

2. “Do you want my Squidward on your Sandy Cheeks?”

3. “On a scale of one to Spongebob, how ready are you to give me your number?”

4. “Is it selfish that I want to be the only one in your Bikini Bottom?”

5. “I’ll stop loving you when sponge bob gets his license.”

6. “Hey girl, do you want this Super Weenie Hut Jr??”

7. “My love for you is bigger than Squidward’s nose!”

8. “I won’t stop until I’m the first man to live in that Bikini Bottom.”

9. “So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?”

10. “Hey there Mrs. Puff, you looking cute today.”

11. “Would you like to see my massive spatula?”

12. “I have an extra special dish waiting for you at Weeny Hut Junior.”

13. “I need you like Plankton needs the secret formula.”

14. “How big do you think my Squidward is?” (Whisper it in her ear though.)

15. “Let’s make a Krabby Patty. You bring the buns, and I’ll bring the sauce.”

16. “We must be underwater because I’m drowning in your beauty.”

17. “Hey girl, are you ready to get Krusty? Because I have krabs.”

18. “Damn I love crusty crabs.”

19. “Your sand castle or mine?”

20. “I’M READY, I’M READY, for booty, for booty!”

21. “If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top.”

22. “I must be Plankton, and you must be the secret formula cuz I’m trying to take you back to my place and study you…”

23. “You aren’t just a patty; you’re a pretty patty.”

24. “I want to eat the plankton out of your Bikini Atoll.”

25. “Hey girl…you easy like Sunday morning?”

26. “Are you a Krabby patty? Because I want to know your secret formula.”

27. “You are like a sponge to my square pants.”

28. “I’ve been jellyfishing all my life, and you’re a catch.”

29. “You look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.”

30. “I haven’t been to Bikini Bottom in awhile.”

31. “Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?”

32. “You wanna head back to my place? I have this super awesome sink you should see.”

33. “Call me Krabby Patties, because I’ll go right to your thighs.”

34. “I wanna flip your patties.”

35. “Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is number two compared to you.”

36. “Hey girl, I am ready for a good time.”

37. “Tell me you don’t want my Squidward in your sandy cheeks.”

38. “Hey baby, I’m the poster boy for “Long, Tan, and Handsome” magazine.”

39. “Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?”

40. “Why is SpongeBob the main character when Patrick is the star?”

41. “We must be underwater because I’m drowning in your beauty.”

42. “I am ugly like a Spongebob, and I am proud of it.”

43. “If I were Spongebob and you were Patrick, would you let me look in your secret box?”

44. “Is it getting wet and salty in here, or is it just me?”

45. “Are you Smitty Werbenmanjensen? Because you’re number one.”

46. “If you’re tough enough, I’ll let you into my salty spittoon.”

47. “Girl, I love you like Spongebob loves his job, Sandy loves karate, and like Mr. Krabs loves money.”

48. “You’re going to need more than a sponge to clean up after I’m done with you.”

49. “Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini’s Bottom’s Fall first?”

50. “I wanna live in your bikini bottom.”

51. “Are you sure your name isn’t Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen? Because you’re my number one.”

52. “I’m a squirrel under the sea, and I need your nuts.”

53. “Hey, you like Spongebob?”

54. “Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?”

55. “If my heart were a harpoon, I’d thrust it upon you.”

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