Have you met a huge fan of a SpongeBob and you find him or her attractive? Well, how about trying one of the hilarious pick-up lines based on this popular TV show?

Although you can use these when talking to each other in person, these work best during online communication. Just keep in mind that only real fans of this show will appreciate them.

Dirty SpongeBob Lines

Choose One From Examples Below

1. “Hey Girl! I want to sop up your love.”

2. “Do you want my Squidward on your Sandy Cheeks?”

3. “Is it selfish that I want to be the only one in your Bikini Bottom?”

4. “I won’t stop until I’m the first man to live in that Bikini Bottom.”

5. “Hey girl, do you want this Super Weenie Hut Jr??”

6. “So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?”

7. “I’M READY, I’M READY, for booty, for booty!”

8. “Would you like to see my massive spatula?”

9. “I have an extra special dish waiting for you at Weeny Hut Junior.”

10. “How big do you think my Squidward is?” (Whisper it in her ear though.)

11. “Let’s make a Krabby Patty. You bring the buns, and I’ll bring the sauce.”

12. “Hey girl, are you ready to get Krusty? Because I have krabs.”

13. “If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top.”

14. “I want to eat the plankton out of your Bikini Atoll.”

15. “Hey girl… you easy like Sunday morning?”

16. “I’m a squirrel under the sea, and I need your nuts.”

17. “Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?”

18. “I wanna live in your bikini bottom.”

19. “Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini’s Bottom’s fall first?”

20. “You’re going to need more than a sponge to clean up after I’m done with you.”

21. “If you’re tough enough, I’ll let you into my salty spittoon.”

22. “Is it getting wet and salty in here, or is it just me?”

23. “If I were Spongebob and you were Patrick, would you let me look in your secret box?”

24. “I wanna flip your patties.”

25. “Tell me you don’t want my Squidward in your sandy cheeks.”

26. “Call me Krabby Patties, because I’ll go right to your thighs.”

27. “Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?”

28. “I haven’t been to Bikini Bottom in awhile.”

29. “You wanna head back to my place? I have this super awesome sink you should see.”

30. “I bet you’re tighter than bark on a tree.”

31. “Are you feeling it, Mrs. Krabs?”

32. “Hopefully mixing my Ren and Stimpy with octopussy won’t make krab cakes again.”

33. “Forget the Bottom; can I just go in your Bikini?”

Clean SpongeBob Lines

Choose One From Examples Below

1. “On a scale of one to Spongebob, how ready are you to give me your number?”

2. “I’ll stop loving you when sponge bob gets his license.”

3. “My love for you is bigger than Squidward’s nose!”

4. “Hey there, Mrs. Puff, you looking cute today.”

5. “I need you like Plankton needs the secret formula.”

6. “We must be underwater because I’m drowning in your beauty.”

7. “Damn I love crusty crabs.”

8. “Your sand castle or mine?”

9. “You aren’t just a patty; you’re a pretty patty.”

10. “Are you a Krabby patty? Because I want to know your secret formula.”

11. “I must be Plankton, and you must be the secret formula cuz I’m trying to take you back to my place and study you…”

12. “You are like a sponge to my square pants.”

13. “I’ve been jellyfishing all my life, and you’re a catch.”

14. “If my heart were a harpoon, I’d thrust it upon you.”

15. “Hey, you like Spongebob?”

16. “Are you sure your name isn’t Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen? Because you’re my number one.”

17. “Girl, I love you like Spongebob loves his job, Sandy loves karate, and like Mr. Krabs loves money.”

18. “Are you Smitty Werbenmanjensen? Because you’re number one.”

19. “I am ugly like a Spongebob, and I am proud of it.”

20. “Hey girl, I am ready for a good time.”

21. “Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is number two compared to you.”

22. “Hey baby, I’m the poster boy for “Long, Tan, and Handsome” magazine.”

23. “Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?”

24. “Why is SpongeBob the main character when Patrick is the star?”

25. “We must be underwater because I’m drowning in your beauty.”

26. “You look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.”

27. “I like you; we could be tighter than bark on a tree. Are you single?”

28. “Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle, it was so ugly everyone died. The end.”

29. “Hey! How the (dolphin noise) are ya?”

30. “Boy, you’d have to get up pretty early in the morning to sneak a pair of buns like these past Mr. Krabs ;)”

31. “Do you think we will be friends forever?”

32. “Are you ready to go crazy tonight? Because I am already hearing voices!”

33. “Hi, I am very ugly!”

34. “If you were Spongebob, I would be your Pineapple House. Because I knew one thing, you can’t live without.”