Have you met a huge fan of Family Guy and you find him or her attractive? Well, how about trying one of the hilarious pick-up lines based on this popular TV show?

Although you can use these when talking to each other in person, these work best during online communication. Just keep in mind that only real fans of this show will get these.

Glenn Quagmire Lines

Choose One From Examples Below

1. “You must be a Parking ticket cause you got Fine written all over you!”

2. “I won’t preach to ya, but I will be your daddy.”

3. “If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?”

4. “If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.”

5. “Got to be this tall to ride the Quagmire… Allllright!”

6. “Nice pants, can I test the zipper?”

7. “Oh sorry, I don’t wanna come between you…….or do I? Heh heh… that’s too much.”

8. “Pardon me, are you a screamer or a moaner?”

9. “I’d look good on you. Quagmire is the ultimate accessory.”

10. “Hi, I make more money than you spend.”

11. “Nice dress. Can I take you out of it?”

12. “Are your pants made of Windex? Cause baby, I can see myself in them.”

13. “Excuse me; you dropped something – my jaw.”

14. “Do you believe in love at first sight? If not I’ll walk by again.”

15. “You look like my next girlfriend.”

16. (Quagmire talking to lesbians) “Have you, ladies, ever been penetrated? Ohhh!”

17. “Giggity. Giggity-giggity.”

18. “My feet are getting cold ’cause you knocked my socks off!”

19. “Were you arrested earlier? It’s illegal to be that good-looking.”

20. “Did you know the word of the day is “legs”? Why don’t you and I go back to my place and spread the word?”

21. “I hope you know CPR, cause you took my breath away.”

22. “Beauty is only a light switch away.”

23. “I’m an organ donor; need anything?”

24. “I’d look good on you.”

25. “I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”

26. “Your mind control is amazing. I came over as soon as you called.”

27. “That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.”

28. “Let’s let only latex stand between our love.”

29. “If I were you, I’d do me.”

30. (Mail Lady) “I have a package for you.” (Quagmire) “Hold on…” (Quagmire goes inside and comes out naked) “I have a package for you too.”

31. (Quagmire) “Hey, how old are you?” (Conny) “16” (Quagmire) “18? Alright, you’re 1st!” (Conny) “MMOOOOMMMM” (Quagmire) “I like where this is going, heh heh, Alright!”

32. “I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?”

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Peter Griffin Lines

Choose One From Examples Below

1. “Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it´s probably crap.”

2. “Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at while talking to them.”

3. “Let´s go drink till we can´t feel feelings anymore!”

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Brian Griffin Lines

Choose One From Examples Below

1. “Hey, barkeep, whose leg do you gotta hump to get a dry martini around here?”

2. “We can make this work, like couples who meet on Craig’s List.”

See Best Moments of Brian Griffin