Are you looking for geology pick up lines? Then look no further as we have the largest collection of ready-to-use examples for verbal as well as electronic communication.

Just choose a category from our table of contents below and select a pick up line that you like the most. Some of these lines are extremely funny, trust me.

Funny Pick Up Lines About Stones, Minerals & Topography

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1. “I need to check your topography. Trust me, I’m a geologist.”

2. “Baby, opposites attract so why don’t you and me form an Ionic bond.”

3. “I would ask you out but I need to be a little boulder.”

4. “My heart skips a beat when my eyes meteors… Cos you’re out of this world!”

5. “Hey girl are you sedimentary rock? Because I love how many layers there are to your personality.”

6. “I really dig you!”

7. “Hey girl, I’ll be Kaibab, you be Toroweap, and let’s have inter tonguing relationships.”

8. “Wow you have no idea how ‘gorge’ous you are…”

9. “You rock my world.”

10. “I knew you were rubble when you walked in.”

11. “I wish you were a conglomerate cause I’d love to have you round.”

12. “You’ remind me of longshore drift.. Because you just swept me away. Do you even rift?”

13. “Of all the rocks in all the mountains… I’d pick you.”

14. “I’ll be your overburden any day.”

15. “You know when I said we’d be together forever? I hope you believed me when I ‘Sediment’ it…”

16. “Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you´re gorge.”

17. “Hey lovely, I really like your facies.”

18. “Girl, I will never take you for granite!”

19. “I’d love to explore your longitudes and latitudes.”

20. “Girl, are you silty? Because you look fine to me.”

21. “Please don’t tell me that’s an impermeable rock.”

22. “I can’t stop thinking about what is under your topsoil.”

23. “I love your stratified layers.”

24. “Are you strategically arranged carbon atoms? Because you shine like a diamond.”

25. “You are hot to the core aren’t you?!”

26. “Baby, you are hard as a diamond, but I bet I could break you.”

27. “Geology Rocks, I really dig it.”

28. “Did you know that kissing a geologist can make you feel an earthquake?”

29. “Hey baby, my rocks are gneiss. Don’t take them for granite.”

30. “Girl, did you know geologists don’t wrinkle? They show lineation!”

31. “Are you a sample of carbon? Because I’d like to date you.”

32. “Hey girl, did you know that mountains aren’t just funny, they’re hill areas! [hilarious]”

33. “I think I might need a retaining wall to stop my jaw from dropping…”

34. “Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together? OMg!”

35. “Geologists and prostitutes share two things in common, we both hammer our subjects and we both know how to make your bedrock.”

36. “Hey girl, did you know that geologists will date anything?”

Lines About Earthquake & Tectonics

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1. “Are you a secondary impact of a volcano? Cause you’re on fire.”

2. “Let’s make like continents and smash… slowly.”

3. “Are you a volcano? Because I lava you.”

4. “Hey are you 10 on the Richter scale? Because you rock my world.”

5. “Was that a Supervolcano or did you just blow me away?”

6. “PHEW! Is that a magma intrusion or is it getting hot in here?”

7. “You rock me to the core.”

8. “Are you Geologist? Cause girl you’ve just given me a volcanic eruption!”

9. “If we were an earthquake… I’d be the S wave and you’d be the P wave, because you would be the first to come.”

10. “Lava is red, tsunamis are blue, if you were a case study, I’d choose you.”

11. “Are you an aftershock of an earthquake? Because I think I’m falling for you all over again.”

12. “How many dormant volcanoes do you have? Because I bet I could activate all of them.”

13. “I hear where you’re from, subduction leads to orogeny.”

14. “You’re making me as hot as molten magma.”

15. “Are you a tectonic plate? Because I feel us diverging together.”

16. “My favorite geological features are created under pressure.”

17. “Will you teach me about plate tectonics?”

18. “Let’s make like tectonic plates and grind against each other.”

19. “I was thinking of you and the earth started shaking.”

20. “You’re a 9.5 on the Richter Scale of sexiness.”

Dirty Geology Lines

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1. “Baby, I’m harder than anything on the Moh’s Scale.”

2. “Don’t take me for granite, I can be an ultramafic lover!”

3. “You’re causing a thermal expansion in my pants.”

4. “I’d sure like to petrify your wood.”

5. “Hey honey, why don’t you check out my cleavage?”

6. “Can I take a core sample?”

7. “How about we go behind that rock and become a little boulder.”

8. “Nice crevasse.”

9. “I’m a geologist and I’m hung like a horst.”

10. “You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.”

11. “Is that a belemnite in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

12. “Your place or your mine?”

13. “Is that a pick axe in your pocket?”

14. “I wanna make your bedrock.”

15. “I´ll directionally drill your horizontal bed.”

16. “You have wonderful cleavage. I’d like to investigate your bedding.”

17. “You make my clinometer reading rise.”

18. “Is that my Horst your Graben?”

19. “You have perfect cleavage, wanna test my hardness?”

20. “You ever heard about the Moh´s Scale? You just got me to 10.”

21. “Yeah baby, when things get hard my standard penetration tests have high blowcounts.”

22. “Cummingtonite?”

23. “Is that Halite in your pants? Because there’s only one way to be sure…”

24. “I’d like to hammer away at your slickensides…”

25. “Wanna see my pocket penetrometer?”

26. “Show me your dunes.”

27. “Is that the summit of Mt. Everest or are you just happy to see me?”

28. “Are you an Amber? Because I want to be inside you like the masquito in Jurassic Park.”

29. “I’m a geologist, can I drill you for a core sample?”

30. “I’m looking for diamonds. Can I go deep into your mine?”

31. “Want to go back to my place for some geospatial analysis?”

32. “Is that your Smectite swelling or are you just happy to see me?”

33. “Hey beaby, we don’t need to frack to make the bed rock.”

34. “I need a sample for Optically Stimulated Luminescence… Can I look where the sun don’t shine?”