Are you looking for biology pick up lines? Then look no further as we have the largest collection of ready-to-use examples for verbal as well as electronic communication.

Because this list is extensive, we have decided to categorize these into two main groups:

  • Dirty lines
  • Cute lines

Dirty Biology Pick Up Lines

Choose One From Examples Below

1. “Hey baby, want to form a zygote?”

2. “I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.”

3. “If I was endoplasmic reticulum… I’d be ribbed for your pleasure.”

4. “Let me be your restriction endonuclease and I’ll give you sticky ends.”

5. “Are you an amino acid? Because you’re making my polypeptide chain longer and longer.”

6. “They say the tongue is a muscle. Mine needs a workout. You wanna be my trainer?”

7. “Do you want to extract some protein from my column?”

8. “Lets investigate mammalian sexual dimporphism.”

9. “It’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat.”

10. “If I were a Schwann cell, I’d squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.”

11. “If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the cytoplasm, do you want to be the cell membrane? (not a pretty picture)”

12. “If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.”

13. “Do you know what body part makes hormone? My penis.”

14. “Hi. Would you mind helping me study Parus major? [What’s that?] Oh, those are great tits.”

15. “How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized or unfertilized.”

16. “Hey baby, why don’t you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.”

17. “You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation.”

18. “You may not be a retrovirus, but you can gag on my pol any day.”

19. “You & me baby ain’t nothing but mammals. So let´s do it like they do on the discovery channel…”

20. “Hey, speaking of biology, let’s fuck.”

21. “I am a microbiologist, my job involves lots of streaking, probing and mounting. I do it all with culture and sensitivity.”

22. “You must be gibberelin, because I’m experiencing some stem elongation.”

23. “If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?”

24. “I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.”

25. “I wouldn’t mind recombining chromosomes with you any time.”

26. “I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.”

27. “You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.”

28. “Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?”

29. “I can’t introduce foreign bodies to my system, but for you I’ll make an exception.”

30. “Hey baby, want to form a zygote?”

31. “If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you.”

32. “Let´s unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.”

33. “You have 206 bones in your body… want one more?”

34. “We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.”

Cute Biology Pick Up Lines

Choose One From Examples Below

1. “You make me feel like plasm.”

2. “You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.”

3. “You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.”

4. “If I had to choose between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.”

5. “We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.”

6. “I want to stick to u like glue-cose.”

7. “You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!”

8. “You’re sweeter than fructose.”

9. “I’d really like to study this ‘heavenly body’.”

10. “You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs straight to my heart.”

11. “Like metagenomics used on viral genetic material, I feel that sometimes you know the only way to really see me.”

12. “You are the glue that links my Okazaki strands together.”

13. “My eyes stick to you like histones on DNA.”

14. “DNA spelled backward is AND, as in… me AND you.”

15. “I think my heart just lagged.”

16. “Can I study for the anatomy exam with you?”

17. “Hey girl, let me be the norepinephrine to your B1 receptors and I´ll make your heart beat.”

18. “My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.”

19. “I love you with every subatomic particle of my body.”

20. “Are you third stage neurosyphilis? ‘Cause I can’t get you out of my head!”

21. “You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.”

22. “Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.”

23. “If you were part of a leaf, you’d be a cuticle.”

24. “When I met you, it felt like moving from two-dimensional chromatography to fluorescence-based sequencing.”

25. “Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.”

26. “Girl, your name must be Phylum, because you are above class.”

27. “My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!”

28. “I’ve been single-stranded too long! Lonely TCGTATGG would like to pair up with congenial AGCATACC.”

29. “Will you be the adenine to my thymine?”

30. “I may be a microbiologist but your biology is macro!”

31. “Girl do you love water? That means you love 80% of me.”

32. “Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?”

33. “You are the A to my T and the C to my G.”

34. “I’m Homozygous recessive. Wanna do a test cross?”

35. “Are you a start codon? Because you’re turning me on!”

36. “Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!”

37. “You are like cholesterol cause you are dangerous to my heart.”

38. “Baby, you give me sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia every time I see you.”

39. “Do you think our blood types [Rh factors, whatever] are compatible?”

40. “We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after.”

41. “Are you a glucose gradient? Cause I’m tumbling randomly in your direction.”

42. “Babe, you’re sending out excititory neurotransmitters and I think there is an action potential.”

43. “Hey baby, do you feel like A CAC ATTAC? Perhaps A CAC GAG?”

44. “I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.”

45. “Like metagenomics on conventional genome sequence, you’ve showed me that there is so much more to the world than I used to see.”

46. “When I first saw you I thought you were a mutant because you have such freakishly good looks.”

47. “Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA. (yes, technically this wouldn’t happen, but use your imagination!)”

48. “If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.”

49. “If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.”

50. “I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight.”

51. “If I were a nitrogen base, I would be adenine so I could be paired with U.”

52. “The inhibition markers on my DNA must be blocked, because I can’t seem to stop myself from hitting on you.”

53. “Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.

54. “I’m no organ donor but I’ll be happy to give you my heart.

55. “I am one strand, you are another. Together we form a double helix.”