If you are looking for the Game of Thrones (GoT) pick up lines then you will love this resource. Although you may never use these in real life, if you are a huge fan of this show (like we are) you will laugh a lot.
The pick up lines you will find below are all based on certain characters or events that occurred in the Game of Thrones. However, they were never used in a book or TV show.
Dirty Pick Up Lines Based On Game Of Thrones
Choose One From Examples Below
1. “The real “Kingslayer” is in my pants.” [Jaime Lannister style]
2. “Did you get sacrificed to the God of Fire? Because you’re smoking!” [Stannis Baratheon style]
3. “Are you a White Walker? Because I want you to have my babies.” [Wildlings style]
4. “Hey girl, Hodor?”
5. “They call me Littlefinger, but the only thing little about me are my fingers.” [Petyr Baelish style]
6. “Girl, my finger is the only little thing about me.” [Petyr Baelish style]
7. “I may be an imp, but I never go limp.” [Tyrion Lannister style]
8. “Your body is so hot it melts my face off.” [The Hound style]
9. “Wanna see my Casterly Cock?” [House Lannister style]
10. “On a scale of 1 to the Wildlings, how free are you tonight?” [Wildlings style]
11. “Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.” [House Stark style]
12. “Oh, you’re Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken? I can fix that for you.”
13. “You make me wanna bend the knee.”
14. “Some call me Kingslayer but you can just call me “Pussyslayer”.” [Jaime Lannister style]
15. “You’re like a brother/sister to me… in the Lannister sense.” [Jaime & Cersei Lannister style]
16. “What Arya doing later? I’m Sansa-ing a connection here.” [House Stark style]
17. “Are you Jaime Lannister? Because I’d gladly give you a hand.” [Jaime Lannister style]
18. “Are you from Riverlands? Because I want to sack your Maidenpool.”
19. “Are you my direwolf? Because I can definitely see myself taking over your body.”
20. “They call me the king of the north, but I am an expert in going down south.” [Robb Stark style]
21. “Are you the Many Face God, cuz I’d like to plant my face in your dungeon.”
22. “Did you erupt from a fire-witch´s vagina? Because you´re a total smokeshow.” [Davos Seaworth style]
23. “Are Hodor’s legs tired? Because he’s been carrying you through my mind all day.”
24. “I may be king in the north, but I want to be the king of your heart.” [Robb Stark style]
25. “I’m the rightful heir to the Iron Throne. Want to conquer the Seven Kingdoms with me?”
26. “Wildings don’t shave. You could find out what I’m talking about later.” [Wildlings style]
27. “I would conquer the seven kingdoms for you!” [Jorah Mormont style]
28. “Was our father a baker? Because we are in bread!” [Jaime & Cersei Lannister style]
29. “Winter is coming, but I can keep you warm through the Long Night.”
30. “Someone should tell the Old Gods and the New Gods that heaven is missing an angel.”
31. “I’ve fallen harder for you than Bran Stark.” [Bran Stark style]
32. “Are you Natalie Dormer? Because I want to have lots of sex with you.”
33. “Are you a Dothraki? I’d let you ride me anyday.” [Daenerys Targaryen style]
34. “Did you kill my kid friend? Cause I wanna stab you with my needle!” [Arya Stark style]
35. “Let me introduce you to my big brother… [unzip] The Mountain”
36. “I’m Iron born, I take what’s mine.”
37. “You can´t spell pimp, without imp.” [Tyrion Lannister style]
38. “Hodor? Hodor.”
39. “I’m Dothraki, I only know how to do it one way.” [Drogo style]
40. “Girl, they say it´s good luck to rub a dwarf´s head, but do you want to know what´s luckier?” [Tyrion Lannister style]
41 “Winter isn´t the only thing that´s coming.” [House Stark style]
42. “Beauty is only skin deep; Hodor’s cock goes much deeper.”
43. “I don’t need blood magic to raise your Dothraki king.” [Daenerys Targaryen style]
44. “Are you the Mad King? Because I want to stab you in the backside.” [Jaime Lannister style]
45. “I would fall for you a thousand times cause your looks are so paralyzing.” [Bran Stark style]
46. “Yeah, I´m still a virgin… but I´m really good at spooning.” [Jon Snow style]
47. “If you come up north for me, I’ll go down south for you.” [Robb Stark style]
48. “You are not my seven years old son, but I´d still let you suck on my tits.” [Lysa Arryn style]
49. “Looks don’t matter, I’ll just wrap you in my banner and fuck you for glory.”
50. “You must be my sister, because I’m extremely attracted to you.” [Jaime Lannister style]
51. “Do you smith Valyrian steel? Because you just gave me one of the hardest swords in the land.”
52. “Are you a traitor to the crown? Because I can definitely see you giving head to my pike.” [King Joffrey style]
53. “Are your clothes slavers? Because I’d like to free you of them.” [Daenerys Targaryen style]
54. “I am the king, so if you don’t go out with me, I’ll let your dad be beheaded.” [King Joffrey style]
55. “Show me your dragon, I’ll make it spit fire!” [Daenerys Targaryen style]
56. “I´ll rip out our tongue, then chop off your head, because you just stole my heart.” [King Joffrey style]
57. “Is that milk of poppy in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
58. “Did it hurt… when you fell from the Moon Door?” [Petyr Baelish style]
59. “Is your name winter? Because you will be coming soon!” [House Stark style]
60. “Winterfell. But I´ll keep you up all night!” [House Stark style]
61. “Are you a servant of the Lord of Light, Rh’llor? Because I’m burning up around you.”
62. “Are you made of Dragon Glass? Because you’re melting my heart.”
63. “Valhar Cunnilingus!” [Essos style]
64. “You must be part halfwit because the only thing you’ll be screaming tonight is my name. And my name is Hodor.”
65. “I’d climb the entire wall just to get your digits, girl!” [Wildlings style]
66. “Have you taken a lifelong vow of celibacy or are you just playing hard to get?” [Jon Snow style]
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