If you are looking for Lord of The Rings pick up lines then you will love this article. Although you may never use these in real life if you are a huge fan of LOTRO (like we are) you will laugh a lot.

We have created a huge list of ready-to-use examples you can use in both verbal and electronic communication. To make things easier for you, we have categorized these into the following groups:

  • Dirty lines
  • Cute lines

One thing worth pointing out is that lines you will find below are all based on certain characters or events that occurred in the Lord of The Rings and Hobbit series. However, they were never used in movies (or at least we think so).

Dirty Lord Of The Rings Lines

Choose One From Examples Below

1. “My feet are as big as a hobbit’s, and you know what they say about big feet.”

2. “I’ll take your Hobbit to my Isengard.”

3. “A wizard is never premature. He finishes precisely when he means to.”

4. “I want you in my hobbit hole.”

5. “Are you an orc? Because you’re making my Sting glow.”

6. “Just wait until sunset — that’s when I’m going to open your secret door.”

7. “Hey baby, wanna blow my Horn of Gondor?”

8. “I’d love to climb your Lonely Mountain.”

9. “Baby, I’ll make you scream like the Nazgul.”

10. “Us Hobbits can bring you ‘there and back again’ over and over and over again.”

11. “Dammit, Elrond got caught looking up Orc porn again.”

12. “I’d like to have an Inn at your prancing pony.”

13. “Every teenage hobbit girl has been to Fuckleberry Ferry a few times.”

14. “I wanna go inside your hobbit hole.”

15. “I’ll take you there and back again.”

16. “I’ll put a ring on it!”

17. “I’ll have you for second-breakfast.”

18. “I last longer than Boromir.”

19. “My blade is never broken.”

20. “I erupt like Mount Doom for you, baby!”

21. “My love is like Lembas bread, one taste to get your fill.”

22. “Is your name Smaug? Because you look like you have loads of treasure in your cave.”

23. “Your salted pork is particularly lovely.”

24. “I’m like Beorn — half man, half bear. Guess which part is bear?”

25. “Was your a$$ forged by Sauron? That sh!t looks precious.”

26. “My feet are bigger than Bilbo’s… and you know what they say about big feet.”

27. “In my robe is where the magic happens!”

28. “My staff is even bigger than Gandalf’s.”

29. “What do you say we go back to my place and light the beacons of Gondor?”

30. “No, thats not an oliphaunt in my pants, but thanks for noticing.”

31. “You don’t even know it yet, but you’ve just found the One. Now let me get in your pocket.”

32. “This is no trinket I carry.”

33. “I’d love to explore your two towers.”

34. “You wake something Tookish up in me.”

35. “If I speak friend, can I enter?”

Cute Lord Of The Rings Lines

Choose One From Examples Below

1. “Was your face forged by Sauron? ‘Cause you’re preciousssss.”

2. “Girl, you’re like a Balrog – smokin’ hot!”

3. “Are you Gandalf? Because you have me seeing fireworks.”

4. “Beard can be red; A blade can glow blue; There is only one precious, and that must be you.”

5. “You shall not pass… without giving me those digits.”

6. “My elf eyes only see you.”

7. “You must be Frodo Baggins, because I’m the One and you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.”

8. “Boy, you’re glowing. Are there Orcs nearby or are you just happy to see me?”

9. “Speak, friend, and enter… your number into my phone.”

10. “I may be a fool. But I’m a fool in love with you.”

11. “The fires of Mount Doom aren’t nearly as hot as you are.”

12. “Excuse me, but are you Arwen? You are so beautiful that I think I have entered a dream.”

13. “Excuse me, are you the Arkenstone? Because you look like something I could treasure.”

14. “Are you the Ring? ‘Cause I’ve got my eye on you.”

15. “I’m looking for someone to share in an adventure.”

16. “I gave her my sword. And my bow. And my axe.”

17. “Are there Orcs nearby? Because you’re simply glowing tonight.”

18. “Elen sila lumenn’ omentielvo.” [A star shines on the hour of our meeting]

19. “Well, Sauron’s gonna be after me now – I think I’ve found the One.”

20. “I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.”

21. “Watch out – I’m about to rescue you from Lonely Mountain.”

22. “I love you more than Sauron loves power.”

23. “Gimli a piece of that!”

24. “Will you be my precciiiiioouuuusss?”

25. “I can lighten your burden.”

26. “Did it hurt when you fell from the Timeless Halls?”

27. “I don’t know you half as well as I should like, but I like all of what I see.”

28. “Girl, you’re glowing. Are there orcs nearby or are you just glad to see me?”

29. “Love is never late, nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.”

30. “I must be the ring and you must be Bilbo, because you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.”

31. “There are no words in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men to express how much I love you.”

32. “I’ve got a feeling you’re about to become my Precious.”

33. “TREE?! I am no tree. I am your future.”

34. “So you’re over 1,000 years old? I LOVE older women.”

35. “Were you born from Smaug’s mouth? Because you came out hot.”

36. “That aromatic scent is my manflesh.”

37. “What do you like for second breakfast?”

38. “Want to come back to my place and smoke a little Longbottom leaf?”

39. “Your beauty has pierced my heart like a Morgul Blade.”

40. “You don’t need One Ring to find me.”

41. “A day may come when the swagger of men will fail… But it is not this day, girl!”

42. “Baby, you’re hotter than the cracks of Mount Doom.”

43. “Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.”

44. “My love for you is deeper than the lodes of Mithril in Khazad-dum.”

45. “So, hey, how about that Weather. Top?”

46. “I’ll be your Isildur and you can be my bane.”

47. “I’ve heard about a great new club… want to go There and Back Again?”

48. “I couldn’t help but notice all of these losers circling you like Nazgul… why don’t we get out of here and go back to my Mathom-house?”

49. “I’d climb the Endless Stair to be with you.”

50. “No, we haven’t met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.”

51. “You’ve got beautiful eyes, they sparkle like the Mirrormere.”

52. “I’m not usually this forward, but, you’ve broken down my barriers like Grond.”

53. “You’re the one babe to rule them all.”

54. “Don’t you leave her, Samwise Gamgee. And I don’t mean to, I don’t mean to.”

55. “The fires of Mount Doom aren’t nearly as hot as you are!”

56. “Girl you are my ring and I’m your Golum because girl: You´re MY precious!”