Have you met a huge fan of Johnny Bravo and you find him or her attractive? Well, how about trying one of the hilarious pick-up lines based on this popular cartoon?
Although you can use these when talking to each other in person, these work best during online communication. Just keep in mind that only real fans of this show will get these.
Johnny Bravo Lines
Choose One From Examples Below
1. “Hey, wanna see me comb my hair really fast?”
2. “I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you!”
3. “Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things; Me!”
4. “Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute.”
5. “Oh Momma, I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities.”
6. “Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.”
7. “Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams?”
8. “I got you a birthday present, Me.”
9. “Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop .. whatever you prefer?”
10. “Anybody ever told you, I’m pretty?”
11. “Hey, there, hot mama, you wouldn’t happen to be hiding a gorilla under them clothes, would you?”
12. “Hey baby, if this shoe fits then I must be your cinderfella!”
13. “Baby, you’re beachfront property, and I’m a tidal wave of love.”
14. “Man, it must be great being you watching me!”
15. “You wanna do the monkey with me?”
16. “Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.”
17. “I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a cancer!”
18. [After saying she has a boyfriend] “You look like the kind of girl that could use two.”
19. “You smell kinda pretty, wanna smell me?”
20. “Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.”
21. “If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right!”
22. “Hey baby, you look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered.”
23. “Enough about you let’s talk about me!”
24. “Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way.”
25. “Hey 911, there’s a handsome guy in my house! Oh, wait, its only me.”
26. “I’ve had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.”
27. “Hey baby, anybody ever told you I have beautiful eyes?”
28. “Did you see a gorilla around here?”
29. “Are you a library book? Because I’d like to check you out.”
30. “I’m pretty your pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other?”
31. “Are your legs tired? (No why?) Because you’ve been running through my mind all night!”
32. “Don’t worry, I won’t bite baby.”
33. “Do you have a map? ‘Cause I just got lost in your eyes.”
34. “I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.”
35. “Your boyfriend left you? Well… uh… what are you wearing?”
36. “You miss my face? Cause I miss you sitting on it, girl!”
37. “Come and get it, ladies. I´m yours for the takin´.”
38. “My glasses! I can´t be seen without my glasses!”
39. “Enough about me. Let’s talk about you. What do you think about me?”
40. “Man, I am pretty!”
41. “Your eyes are like two… jelly-like globs that see things.”
42. “Your name must be Mickey, cause you´re so fine…”
43. “Congratulations, baby… you are Johnny´s catch on the day.”
44. “It is a beautiful day, but not as beautiful as me!”
45. “Hey there, cutie pants…”
46. “Whoa, Momma!”
