74 Best Minecraft Pick Up Lines

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So, are you or your crush a big fan of Minecraft? How about trying some hilarious pick-up lines from this game? He or she will either do not get it and think of you as a real nerd or will love it.

You can choose from over 70+ Minecraft pick-up lines that are funny, dirty and cute at the same time.

Although using these may not be as effective as regular lines, trust me she will have a good time! Just let us know which one do you like the most.

DIRTY PICK UP LINES FOR A GAMER

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DIRTY PICK UP LINES FOR A GAMER

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “Redstone is Red, Lapis is blue. I would sacrifice my diamonds just to be with you.”

2. “What´s up girl, wanna go strip mining?”

3. “Hey baby, let me drop some meat on your melons.”

4. “Let’s enter the love mode and breed.”

5. “I always carry a bucket of water when I´m around you because you are so hot you might catch me on fire!”

6. “Baby I’m gonna show you my eye of ender.”

7. “I’m your TnT, you turn me on.”

8. “Redstone is red , lapis is blue , sugar is lumpy, and so are you.”

9. “I’m coal , you’re an ore… Let’s smelt.”

10. “I’d like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal.”

11. “Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re activating my sticky piston.”

12. “You must be a pressure plate, because you turn me on.”

13. “Baby I´m a pig. I give meat.”

14. “Will you go on a date with me? Come over to my place, I will prepare a feast of roasted porks and golden apples.”

15. “Hey baby, wanna come back to my base and let me explode my creeper in your mine tunnel?”

16. “Are you a block of dirt? Because I dig you.”

17. “I’m like TNT… Touch me and I go boom.”

18. “You must be made of bonemeal, coz baby you make me grow 10 feet tall.”

19. “I’m no creeper but can I blow up in your hole.”

20. “My love for you is like the creeper. I will chase you down until I explode.”

21. “You must be from the nether because you’re out of this world.”

22. “Is that a creeper in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”

23. “Are you a slimeball? Cause you make my piston sticky.”

24. “Baby, I wish you would blow me like a creeper!”

25. “Baby, I´m like a Diamond Pickaxe. I can go ALL night ;D”

26. “How about you refine my wood?”

27. “Let’s explore new territory together!”

28. “Did I mention you´re looking opti-FINE tonight ;)”

29. “Are you a pumpkin? Because enderman loves you.”

30. “Do you have a Diamond Pickaxe? Because I’m as hard as Obsidian.”

31. “Red stone is red , useless is gold , get onyour knees , and do what you’re told.”

32. “Lapis is blue , redstone is red , cows say moo , let’s go to bed!”

33. “I wouldn’t mind digging straight up, if you fell on top of me.”

34. “Are you the End? Because you’re out of this world!”

35. “Want me to touch your fuel rod?”

36. “Girl are you obsidian? Because I heard you like it hard.”

37. “I’m a pig… You’ve got a saddle… What are we waiting for?”

38. “Baby, I’m a creeper and you’re the moon. I’m gonna cry, because you’re gonna leave me soon.”

39. “Can I tame you and ride yours forever?”

40. “Baby you´re my mob grinder!”

41. “Are you glowstone baby cause you light up my world!”

42. “Baby you’re the fuel to my furnace; so let’s go smelt together!”

43. “Are you a torch? Because you light up my world.”

44. “Are you a lever? Because baby you turn me on.”

45. “Your so hot that you can make my furnace burn forever.”

46. “To get melons … You have to do a hoe.”

47. “I will do all the digging; you just sit back and relax.”

48. “Are you an enderman? Because I wanna look at your eyes.”

49. “You must be a diamond cuz I have been looki’n for you.”

50. “You must be a Redstone torch because you’re extending my piston.”

51. “Oh baby your cave is so dark, mind if i put my torch inside?”

52. “I’m like a zombie and you’re like the sun – you light me on fire!”

53. “Are you diamond armor, because im into you!”

54. “Hey, Girl! Are you a tree farm cause every time I see you I get wood.”

55. “Are you a pig because I could put a saddle on you and ride you all night.”

56. “Babe, I´m a skeleton. I´ll give you a bone all night long.”

57. “Speaking of pistons are you a slime ball cause you’re making mine sticky.”

58. “When I saw you, my Sapling grew!”

59. “Let´s go back to my place, will show you my biome ;)”

60. “Do you want to come over and play some minecraft on Saturday night?”

61. “Are you a pig? Because I wanna ride you.”

62. “You must be ice, because I’ve been waiting to pick you up for a long time.”

63. “I must be gravel, because I’m falling for you.”

64. “I know I’m not an Endermen but I just want to pick you up and take you away with me.”

65. “Are you a creeper cos you make my heart explode.”

66. “I am falling in love with you. Let’s meet up. I swear I am not a crazy old man.”

67. “Hey baby, let’s go to my house and change your spawn location.”

68. “If I were a creeper, I’d go to your bedroom and explode all over you.”

69. “Why don´t you take off that armor? Let´s see what your skin looks like :3”

70. “If you were ore, I’d mine you all night long!”

71. “Are you a chest, because I’ve got a lot to put in you.”

72. “Are you the enderdragon if you are do you want me to care for your egg.”

73. “Are you a Witch? Because I’m under your spell.”

74. “MY FACE IS UP HERE! But my diamond sword is down here… *wink wink*”

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