Are you looking for engineering pick up lines? Then look no further as we have the largest collection of ready-to-use examples for verbal as well as electronic communication.

Because this list is extensive, we have decided to categorize these into several main groups:

Cute Engineering Lines

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1. “Hi, you are my Turn-Key Project.”

2. “Wow you got a fantastic elevation!”

3. “Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.”

4. “Why was the beam smiling? It was caught up in a positive moment.”

5. “Girl, you have cuter dimples than a cardioid!”

6. “Hey babe, what’s your factor of safety?”

7. “Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you and according to Newton’s laws of gravitation, you’re attracted to me too.”

8. “Oh dear lord. The Mohr Circle one is giving me flashbacks.”

9. “Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.”

10. “I’m an engineer, so I have $.”

11. “I heard you like roses, so here’s a polar coordinate graph of r=1+cos(theta).”

12. “Hey girl, are you Ohm’s Law because my current is inversely proportional to your resistance. The less you resist, the more my current flows ;)”

13. “Baby, is this building’s air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?”

14. “You’re like the top of an AMD Athlon.. very hot.”

15. “Boy you are a Hotrod in Crankshafts.”

16. “Whew! You’re hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.”

17. “Engineers and girls are like asymptotes and axes, they get close, but never touch.”

18. “We’re as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes.”

19. “Hey girl are you statically indeterminate? Because I want to figure you out.”

20. “Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.”

21. “Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!”

22. “Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?”

23. “I am ready to git commit.”

24. “Baby, you overclock my processor.”

25. “You defragment my life.”

26. “You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!”

27. “Hey girl, you’ll always be on my L1 cache.”

28. “Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.”

Dirty Engineering Lines

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1. “Yes, that is a slide rule in my pocket.”

2. “I can only promise one thing. This load will leave you plastically deformed!”

3. “Hey baby, are you in construction management, because you sure do know how to erect a structure!”

4. “Nice set of parabolas!”

5. “I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic, when it comes to…”

6. “How much is it going to take to gyrate this mass in you radius?”

7. “You are like a high amperage current and I’m a high resistance wire, cause you’ve got me hot.”

8. “I like the area bounded by your two curves.”

9. “Can I do your Systems Analysis?”

10. “Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my “steel-beam”.”

11. “I’d like to see Mohr’s of your circles.”

12. “Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field cause you just induced a flow somewhere in me.”

13. “Can I store my pressure inside your vessel?”

14. “If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?”

15. “I’d like to demonstrate with you simple harmonic motion.”

16. “My vector can span your subspace.”

17. “I’d like to get you under your fume hood!”

18. “I’ll dialate you with this bulk modulus.”

19. “You can unzip my files anytime.”

20. “Can I see your blueprints? I want to lay some pipe in you and need to know that you’re structurally sound enough to do so.”

21. “You prefer a quick time line erection?”

22. “If your v exists in Rn, and my d exists in Rn, can my d be in your v?”

23. “I can design this beam around your centroid!”

24. “With this modulus of rigidity, your angle of twist will be undefined.”

25. “Hey Baby, wanna come back to my lab and work with my microprocessor?”

26. “You increase my Young’s modulus.”

27. “Wanna come back to my room? …and see my 166mhz Pentium?”

28. “Would you unwrap my manifold?”

29. “You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.”

30. “Are you the Carnot cycle? because your giving me an isentropic expansion.”

31. “Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.”

32. “You can deform my member with that assial load.”

33. “So I see you took Solid Mechanics recently…”

34. “Hey girl what’d you say you and me make a closed system and exchange a lil energy.”

35. “What kind of moment do we need to relieve this load?”

36. “You don’t have enough force to deflect this beam.”

37. “You know how we get torque from power? All we need is friction!”

38. “Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying “oscillations” all night long.”

39. “I can promise you this ain’t no thin walled hollow shaft.”

40. “Girl, you’re like the Carnot cycle: I’m sure you’re going to generate a lot of shaft work.”

41. “Baby I hear you like to “plug and chug”.”

42. “Are you taking Fluids right now? Because I bet you know a lot about head.”

43. “You have a similar effect on me as heat treatment of steel, cause girl you are making me hard.”

44. “I’ll watch you and transform this vector from R2 to R3.”

45. “Nail that body between the spacing.”

46. “Baby you be a input, I’ll be the output, now let’s go make a transfer function.”

47. “Baby Don’t put too much stress on my shaft.”

48. “Baby will you be Epsilon nought? Because I need your permittivity for my charge ;)”

49. “Hey baby, wanna know what I have in common with a fluid dynamics exam? We’re both long and hard.”

50. “Baby, you expand my eigenfunction!”

51. “It would be sec C to see you get a tan, lying on a cot.”

52. “How much torque is it gonna take to bust this nut?”

53. “Hey babe, wanna go and experience some general plane motion? Cuz you’ll be experiencing translation and rotation.”

54. “I’d distribute this load all over that body.”

55. “I’ll wedge this beam between two tight places!”

56. “Will you be the load on my rigid body?”

57. “Want to experience a gamma-ray burst?”

58. “Engineers don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can’t get the job done.”

59. “I want to go down on you faster than a Blizzard server.”

60. “If I was a robot and you were one 2, if I lost a nut would you give me a screw?”

Math & Geometry Lines

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1. “If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.”

2. “My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.”

3. “Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real.”

4. “I’d like to calculate the slope of those curves.”

5. “You’re lookin’ sharp, so let’s go back to my flat and get natural.”

6. “I’m not being obtuse, but you’re an acute girl.”

7. “Are you a differentiable function? Because I’d like to be tangent to your curves!”

8. “I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.”

9. “You’ve got the curves; I’ve got the angles.”

10. “I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.”

11. “I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?”

12. “You are one well-defined function!”

13. “Every function without you will always be void of love.”

14. “Can I have your significant digits?”

15. “My love for you goes on like the number pi.”

16. “If I were a function you would be my asymptote – I always tend towards you.”

17. “Are you a 90-degree angle? ‘Cause you’re looking right.”

18. “My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.”

19. “My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it is always increasing.”

20. “If I was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.”

21. “How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the seven digits of your phone number?

22. “You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.”

23. “I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?”

24. “By looking at you, I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.”

25. “You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.”

26. “I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. [Girl: What?] You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number. “

27. “The derivative of my love for you is 0 because my love for you is constant.”

28. “I’m good at math… let’s add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!”

29. “Our love is like dividing by zero… you cannot define it.”

30. “If you were a graphics calculator, I’d look at your curves all day long!”

Science & Physics Pick Up Lines

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1. “If you ask Thomas Paine, he’ll tell you that dating me is Common Sense.”

2. “Everyone told me that my chances with you were comparable to a planet forming near an o-type star, but you are kinder and more amazing than they accounted for.”

3. “My last partner wasn’t very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.”

4. “Your presence in my life is like gravitational microlensing, and I can see things I didn’t know existed before.”

5. “Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.”

6. “I swear I’m not a physics major.”

7. “Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?”

8. “Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?”

9. “Was that drink magnetic? ‘Cause you are attractive.”

10. “According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.”

11. “Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.”

12. “Even if there were no gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you!”

13. “Hey baby if I supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine the current we can make together.”

14. “I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.”

15. “I have e=nhf tattooed somewhere else. Wanna see?”

16. “You are spreading your hotness everywhere like an exothermic reaction.”

17. “I can feel the gluons being exchanged between us.”

18. “Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you’re a big part of that.”

19. “My love for you is like entropy, it never decreases.”

20. “What’s your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?”

21. “What’s your resonance frequency?”

22. “You are the Higgs Boson of my life, because without you my universe won’t ‘matter’.”

23. “Can I have your significant digits?”

24. “Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.”

25. “Are you a third generation down quark because I love your bottom!”

26. “You must be a star, I can’t stop orbiting around you.”

27. “In accordance to the Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now.”

28. “Was that drink magnetic? ‘Cause you are attractive.”

29. “You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.”

30. “I know we have physics together but I think we might have some chemistry also.”