If you are looking for the best Harry Potter pick up lines, you will love this article. If you are a huge fan of this book and movie (like we are) you will laugh a lot.

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  • Dirty & sexual lines
  • Cute and funny lines

Dirty Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

Choose One From Examples Below

1. “I don’t need accio to make you come.”

2. “You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.”

3. “I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?”

4. “I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don’t even have to say “Luminos Maxima” to turn me on!”

5. “Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.”

6. “Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.”

7. “Speak Parseltongue to me and I’ll let my snake out.”

8. “Your name must be Severus Severus, because you’re making my prince full blood.”

9. “Wanna make me moan like Myrtle?”

10. “Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus if you know what I mean.”

11. “Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?”

12. “My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!”

13. “Did you say “Petrificus Totalus”? Because you’ve made me stiff.”

14. “Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?”

15. [Point your wand at girls crotch and say] “Alohamora!”

16. “I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!”

17. “Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.”

18. “I’m very interested in exploring your Chamber of Secrets.”

19. “I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.”

20. “I’m a Gryffindor. You’re a Slytherin. Let’s go find a Ravenclaw and turn this into a Triwizard Tournament.”

21. “Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

22. “Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.”

23. “I’d let you handle my wand any day!”

24. “Once you go black you siriusly don’t go back!”

25. “Just the thought of your wand makes me spill my potion!”

26. “Mind if I Weasley my way into your pants?”

27. “I’ve got two Bertie Bott’s beans and a wand, wanna taste?”

28. “The thought of you makes something vast, and silver erupt from my wand.”

29. “Come here; I’ll show you a REAL Patronus.”

30. “Want to see inside my Chamber of Secrets?”

31. “One night with me and they’ll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.”

32. “Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?”

33. “Come on, let’s do it Hippogriff style!”

34. “I don’t have a broom, can I ride yours?”

35. “Hermoine, I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses, one leg over each ear.”

36. “You know you don’t have to say “Lumos” to turn me on.”

37. “I heard you were in Gryffin-whore, because you let every wizard slyther-in.”

38. “Yeah, girls call me “Aguamenti.” Every time they hear my name, they get wet.”

39. “My vagina is a Horcrux, will you destroy it?”

40. “I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of Azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.”

41. “You look like you’d be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?”

42. “So I hear you are the Head Girl of your house…”

43. “There’s more than one Whomping Willow at Hogwarts, you know.”

44. “I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.”

45. “Come with me, and I’ll show you why it’s called the Shrieking Shack.”

46. “My wand has chosen you!”

47. “Trust me; you won’t need a Time-Turner to come again.”

48. “Let’s have a Tri-Wizard tournament: Protect your ‘wand’ from ‘Hogwarts’ when you enter the ‘chamber of secrets’.”

49. “There are other advantages to speaking Parseltongue.”

50. “It’s nine inches of wood with a dragon core, and it didn’t come from Ollivander’s.”

51. “Before she met me, she was just Myrtle.”

52. “My wand? 12 inches, unyielding…”

53. “Save a broom; ride a Quidditch player.”

54. “Hermoine your boobs look very heavy… can I hold them for you?”

55. “I hear Filch has lots of chains in his office, wanna try them out?”

56. “Can I Slytherin your Ravenclaw or would you rather Hufflepuff my Gryffindor?”

57. “Thanks to that body, the Dark Lord has risen again.”

58. “My house is called the Shrieking Shack for a reason. I’ll show you tonight.”

59. “I’m the opposite of an Elf. I only really feel free without any clothes.”

60. “Do you want to see my venomous tentacula?”

61. “Do me; I’m Harry Fucking Potter.”

62. “I’ll remember to protect my wand when entering your chamber of secrets!”

63. “I wanna be your Dumblewhore.”

64. “Let’s practice Alohomora… you can be the door, so I can slam you all I want!”

65. “I’d seek your snitch any day.”

66. “Did you just say “Wingardium Leviosa”? Cause you’ve got me rising, baby.”

67. “Where are you going? We haven’t managed all of our mischiefs just yet.”

68. “Even though I am in Gryffindor, every time I see you something in my pants is Slytherin!”

69. “No, my wand is in my other pocket. I’m just happy to see you.”

70. “Want to learn to speak troll? Don’t worry I can get you grunting in no time.”

71. “Forget the train honey, just hop on my platform 9 and 3 quarters.”

72. “You make my Huffle puff.”

73. “I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!”

74. “I may be a muggle, but the things I can do in bed are magical!”

75. “I wanna stick my “Sorcerer’s Stone” in your “Chamber of Secrets” and release “The Prisoner of Azkaban” into your “Goblet of Fire” giving the “Order of the Phoenix” making my “Half Blood Prince” rise and give you the “Deathly Hallows”.”

Cute Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

Choose One From Examples Below

1. “Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me.”

2. “Harry Potter may be the Boy Who Lived, but you’re my Chosen One.”

3. “Are you a Snitch? Because you’re by far the greatest catch here.”

4. “You may be a muggle, but that body is magical.”

5. “Did you order some Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky!”

6. “Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!”

7. “Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?”

8. “You can have the portkey to my heart.”

9. “Girl, are you sure you’re a muggle cause I’d swear that ass is magical!”

10. “You’re the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement.”

11. “Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I’m up to no good.”

12. “Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?”

13. “What do you say we go look for the Room of Requirement?”

14. “Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.”

15. “Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.”

16. “Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you’re drop dead gorgeous.”

17. “You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.”

18. “You don’t need to say “Incendio” to light my fire!”

19. “You have two choices tonight, come with me and you’ll see love spells. Go with him and you’ll see Hog-WARTS!”

20. “You must be magical, because I’ve fallen under your spell.”

21. “I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.”

22. “I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.”

23. “Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.”

24. “You must be a Snitch, because I’ve been Seeking you my whole life.”

25. “The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.”

26. “If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.”

27. “I need to learn Occlumency, because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.”

28. “Did you make me your horcrux? Because my heart stopped when I met you.”

29. “We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you sure are charming!”

30. “Screw Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin, the only house I wanna be in is yours.”

31. “Is someone sitting here? Mind if I Slytherin?”

32. “Wow, when I said “Accio hottie”, I didn’t expect it to work!”

33. “Are you sure you’re a muggle? Because you look magical.”

34. “Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.”

35. “You must be a Nimbus 2000 because you’re sweeping me off my feet.”

36. “You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.”

37. “Without you I feel like I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.”

38. “I can be your house elf. I’ll do whatever you want and I don’t need any clothes.”

39. “My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.”

40. “I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I’d do anything for you.”

41. “Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.”

42. “What do you say we disapparate out of here?”

43. “If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.”

44. “Are you a Snitch? Because you’re the finest catch here.”

45. “When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.”

46. “Girl, I hope you like Quiddich, because I’m definitely a keeper.”

47. “Can I Weasley my way into your heart?”

48. “Do you specialize in getting rid of boggarts? Because you’re making my heart feel riddikulus.”

49. “Are we in the Room of Requirements? Because I require you.”

50. “So are you a Beater or a Keeper… or both?”

51. “The sorting hat is never wrong – I belong in your house.”

52. “If I were a sorting hat, I’d put you in my house!”

53. “I hear there’s a prophecy about you and me. Want to go make it come true?”

54. “You’re so charming you should be teaching Professor Flitwick’s class.”

55. “Are you a horcrux? Because I think you just stole a little piece of my soul.”

56. “You must be a basilisk, because the moment I looked into your eyes, I froze.”

57. “Accio! Sorry, just trying to get my heart back from you.”

58. “Your broom must be tired, because you’ve been flying through my dreams all night.”

59. “Someone call the Dementors ‘cause lookin that fine must be a crime.”

60. “Bet you can’t guess what Bertie Botts flavor I am.”

61. “Baby, you don’t need defense against my dark arts.”

62. “Girl, you are finer than the difference between a hex and curse.”

63. [Point at your chest/heart] “It’s a port-key. Once you touch it, it’ll take you somewhere you ain’t never been before.”

64. “Did someone just cast expelliarmus? Because you’ve got me completely disarmed.”

65. “You’re so hot, Aguamenti couldn’t put you out!”

66. “You clearly got your OWL in Charms.”

67. “You must be really good at Transfiguration! [Why?] Because you’ve changed my life.”

68. “I can be anything you want me to be… I’ve got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!”

69. “I am a seeker, are you my golden snitch?”

70. “I used to go to the Astronomy Tower to see stars, but now I can just look into your eyes!”

71. “I don’t need the Mirror of Erised to know that you’re everything I desire.”

72. “I would take a marauders map just to stare at you all night!”

73. “I’m just like Oliver Wood, baby. I’m a keeper!”

74. “I’m like devils snare. It only gets more painful if you struggle!”