Cute Geeky Pick Up Lines
Choose One From Examples Below
1. “You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.”
2. “You auto-complete me.”
3. “You’re hotter than a data center!”
4. “Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.”
5. “What do you say we play a game of – Words With More Than Friends?”
6. “Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!”
7. “I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.”
8. “If you were a web browser, you’d be called a Fire-foxy lady.”
9. “I didn’t mean to ogle you, but I’d sure like to Google you.”
10. “I think my heart just lagged.”
11. “Why it’s not a good ideal to pick up dates online? Because you can receive a virus.”
12. “Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.”
13. “If you ever need to get rid of a trojan, don’t hesitate to call me!”
14. “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
15. “Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff, all my base are belong to you.”
16. “You had me at Hello World.”
17. “Phone for you, I think it’s your motherboard.”
18. “Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you’d have root access.”
19. “Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.”
20. ““Do you like computers? [yes] Do you like file sharing? [yes] Good, ’cause I’m downloadable and user friendly!”
21. “Baby, you’re the invariant of the algorithm of my heart.”
22. “Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.”
23. “Where’s the ‘like’ button for that smile?”
24. “Who needs Google? You’re everything I’m searching for.” [Awwwww]
25. “If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!”
26. “What’s the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?] I’m not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.”
27. “Isn’t your e-mail address [email protected]?”
28. “You must’ve been made by Intel to be that hot!”
29. “Baby, you’re the only accept state of my finite automaton.”
30. “I googled your name earlier… I clicked on ‘I’m Feeling Lucky.'”
31. “If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.”
32. “I’d ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.”
33. “You’re so pretty, I wouldn’t even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.”
34. “Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do.”
35. “What’s a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?”
36. “Could I have your I.P.?”
37. “WebMD says your love is contagious.”
38. “You have a good web-surfing stance.”
39. “You must be Windows 95 because you’ve got me feeling so unstable.”
40. “Baby, you overclock my processor.”
41. “WebMD says your love is contagious.”
42. “Baby you’re so cute you made my page 404.”
43. “If you were an ebay auction, I’d totally ‘buy it now’.”
44. “Your beauty rivals the graphics of MW3.”
45. “Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.”
46. “If you were an ISP I’d dial you all day long.”
47. “Baby, you must be running a TCP protocol, since every time I talk to you, your body gives me an acknowledgment!”
48. “I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
49. “Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”
50. “Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I’ve met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I’m still Facebook friends with jealous.”
51. “Baby, if they made you in Java, you’d be the object of my desire.”
52. “Before you, I was a PC without a power outlet.”
53. “Baby you must be Google Glasses, because you augment my reality.”
54. “Be the hard drive of my dreams.”
55. “If you tried to free me from your allocated memory I’d become a dangling pointer because girl, I’ll never stop writing to you.”
56. “A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.”
57. “Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile.”
58. “Anonymity makes me even more handsome.”
59. “If I freeze, it’s not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.”
60. “Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI [gooey] inside.”
61. “Girl, you are an A++.”
62. “I am the field attribute in your class: I can’t exist unless you do.”
63. “Have you been Googling me? I’ve got my blog all tricked out with analytics and I think I’ve been seeing your IP address in them.”
64. “Here’s my number: 0011 0011 1011 0001 0010 1000 0101”
65. “Im not staring, Im stuck in a loop.” (Logic: while (girl=hot, look))
66. “Every once and a while two numbers meet, link, and become forever binary.”
67. “I’d switch to a Iphone for you.”
68. “Don’t worry, the first couple of times it’s always Abort, Retry, Fail.”
69. “I’ll always have cache for you.”
70. “I’m overheating because you’re stuck in my head like an infinite loop.”
71. “I’ve fully rebooted from my last relationship.”
72. “Let’s just cut to the chase, I wanna hotsync your PDA.”
73. “If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.”
74. “I’ll have to try again tomorrow, because you’ve already exceeded my bandwidth.”
75. “If I were a method, you must be my parameter, because I will always need you.”
76. “I am a BufferedReader. You input meaning into my life.”
77. “Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?”
78. “I am a boolean method whose love will always return true.”
79. “You must be tired because you’ve been streaming through my RSS feed all day…”
80. “I had to drop out of college because the $250,000,000 software company I started in my dorm room was taking up too much of my time. Can I buy you a PC?”
81. “You defragment my life.”
82. “Damn Girl, you’re cute, let me get your email address.”
83. “If you were a part of my domain, we could share cookies.”
84. “You are the IDE of my life: I find it easier because of you.”
85. “Your eyes are far more gorgeous than any source code I have ever seen.”
86. “You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.”
87. “You are the JDK [Java Development Kit] in my life. I won’t compile without you.”
88. “You are my superclass: you define what I can do.”
89. “You are so hot girl that when I first laid eyes on you, I reached a runtime error.”
90. “You are a field in my class. You will always be protected.”
91. “You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.”
92. “No GPU in the world could make you look hotter than you already are.”
93. “You are my methods. I am nothing without you.”
94. “What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this when there’s a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.”
95. “Trust me, I’m user friendly.”
96. “You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null).”
97. “We are an aggregation of classes: one cannot exist without the other.”
98. “We can make beautiful .wav files together.”
99. “Well, now you’ve gone and killed my process.”
100. “Nobody turns me on from a cold boot like you.”
101. “Why don’t you come down to my basement apartment in my mom’s house and see me sometime?”
102. “My attraction for you is stronger than the magnetic forces inside of my hard disk.”
103. “Living with you would be like living in a virtual reality.”
104. “My love for you cannot be measured with an int, not with a long, and not even with an array. It is out of bounds and infinite…”
105. “My love is a for loop without the increment operator— infinitive, non-terminating, and difficult to stop once it starts running.”
106. “My love for you is a constant variable: unupdatable and unchangeable.”
107. “while(myBAC >= 0.3) {YourHotness++; }”
108. “If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you’d create a leak. Because I’d never delete you from my life.”
109. “Whew! You’re hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.”
110. “My heart beat goes from O(2^n) to O(logn) on seeing you.”
111. “If you were a cloud platform, you’d be HaaS — hottie-as-a-service.”
112. “Query me once, i’m sure you’ll come back. I’m a SQL.” [sequel]
Dirty Geeky Pick Up Lines
Choose One From Examples Below
1. “You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.”
2. “Need me to unzip your files?”
3. “You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.”
4. “No, that’s not an iPod mini in my pocket. I’m just happy to see you.”
5. “My servers never go down… but I do!”
6. “Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.”
7. “I hope you’re an ISO file, because I’d like to mount you.”
8. “Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive!”
9. “Hi, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
10. “Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.”
11. “My ‘up-time’ is better than BSD.”
12. “Baby, there is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft.”
13. “You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.”
14. “Are your pants a compressed file? Because I’d love to unzip them!”
15. “How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?”
16. “Baby, let’s configure our hard drives in master and slave position.”
17. “Want to see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.”
18. “How about we go home and you handle my exception?”
19. “Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.”
20. “If we were connected on Linkedin, I’d endorse you all night long.”
21. “You make my software turn into hardware!”
22. “I’ll show you my source code.”
23. “[me != me]. [me += you].”
24. “Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?”
25. “As of now, my mother doesn’t have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn’t have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.”
26. “I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.”
27. “You’re making me feel like I have something in common with these pop-up ads.”
28. “No, that’s not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.”
29. “Is your network encrypted? Im looking to hack.”
30. “If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.”
31. “Are you a router? Because I see you checking out my packet.”
32. “I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.”
33. “I’d like to play on your laptop.”
34. “Our Love Routines link perfectly.”
35. “Can I do a penetration test on your back door?”
36. “You totally spiked my traffic.”
37. “Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.”
38. “I was wondering if you’d like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?”
39. “Can you put a Trojan on my Hard Drive?”
40. “Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.”
41. “Hey baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.”
42. “Hey, how ’bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.”
43. “Every time I touch my protected files, I think of you.”
44. “Hey cutie! I have a processor and you have an empty slot on your motherboard.”
45. “Nice Set of Floppies!”
46. “// TODO: You”
47. “Hey baby, how about you let me probe your ports, and you can dereference my pointer?”
48. “Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?”
49. “You have a trojan? Hmm… I think I’ll need to take a look at that backdoor.”
50. “I’ll bet my hard drive is the biggest you’ve ever seen.”
51. “Hey baby, did you know I am wearing a C-String?”
52. “Your homepage or mine?”
53. “Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?”
54. “I’d love to query your tables and natural-join our columns.”
55. “Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.”
56. “Don’t worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.”
57. “Hey baby, I’m a power source, and you’re the kind of resistor I’d like to deliver my load to.”
58. “I would love to stick my pins into your sockets.”
59. “Baby you know this junk isn’t USB2.0..it’s firewire!”
60. “Some say you are static, but I know you can fill my private void.”
61. “I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access.”
62. “Baby are you a motherboard?, Cause I’d “RAM” you all night long.”
63. “Everytime I use my Palm, I think of you.”
64. “If I were an assembly language, I’d jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then jump if you’re negative.”
65. “I wish to uncompress you over *all* my disk space.”
66. “You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.”
67. “You want to learn about computers huh, you’ve already passed the first lesson – Turning Me On.”
68. “Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don’t have any viruses…”
69. “YouTube Myspace and I’ll Google your Yahoo!”
70. “No kinky Windows stuff.”
71. “You are my increment operator. You make my value increase.”
72. “Most people say women are NP-complete, but if I get you into bed, I can solve you in polynomial time!”
73. “No, that’s not a iphone in my pants, but thanks for noticing.”
74. “There is no primitive data type that could possibly hold the number of things I would do to spend one night with you.”
75. “Let’s interface our hardware.”
76. “There is no cache, lets go straight to the hard drive.”
77. “Hey baby, there’s an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?”
78. “How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?”
79. “You want to try my new insertion algorithm?”
80. “My thesis was on putting Coq in LaTeX; would you like to see a demonstration?”
81. “I’m leaking memories all over for you.”
82. “Gee I wish your Flow Chart is not short.”
