If you are looking for Star Trek pick up lines then you will love this article. Although you may never use these in real life if you are a huge fan (like we are) you will laugh a lot.

We have created a huge list of ready-to-use examples you can use in both verbal and electronic communication.

Star Trek Lines

Choose One From Examples Below

1. “Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.'”

2. “Although it is illogical, I am afraid you have emotionally compromised me.”

3. “I’d like to clean your plasma conduits.”

4. “Dang… so many torpedoes… so little time.”

5. “I can’t help it — my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!”

6. “So Lieutenant. How about I show you the meaning of Torpedo – full spread?”

7. “Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

8. “Anomalous heat reading off the starboard bow, setting an intercept course!”

9. “You make my pants go to Red Alert.”

10. “I would love to assimilate you into my pants!”

11. “Wanna see the Captain’s log?”

12. “Can I beam you up shorty?”

13. “Nice legs… for a human.”

14. “Not even the Borg could reach your level of perfection.”

15. “Why don’t we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?”

16. “Not only can I beam you aboard, but I can also beam you a woody.”

17. “I am no Will Wheaton, but I’ve got a Crusher on you.”

18. “You are my quantum singularity.”

19. “Beam me up, hottie!”

20. “I’ve got something big in my torpedo tube.”

21. “Logic tells me it’d be most beneficial if we reproduced.”

22. “Want to see my Class 3 probe? Earth woman, prepare to be probed!”

23. “Your eyes look Spocktacular!”

24. “I’ll show you my docking bay if you show me your ship.”

25. “Can I take a ride on your warp core?”

26. “Hello, I had sensors scanning for sexy lifeforms and you were the only one they could find.”

27. “I have a full spread of torpedoes locked onto your ventral hull.”

28. “Looks like you could use some work on your port inducer.”

29. “Lower your shields and let me into your heart.”

30. “Are you from the holodeck? Because you’re too beautiful to be real.”

31. “I’ll chase you ’round the moons of Nibia and ’round the Antares Maelstrom and ’round Perdition’s flames before I give you up!”

32. “Did the earth move for you, or are we sitting on a Horta?”

33. “Wanna breach my warp core?”

34. “Baby, you’re hot enough to jump-start a Vulcan’s pon farr.”

35. “Hi, I’m the Captain. How may I be of service?”

36. “Hey baby, someone must have shot you with a phaser set on “stunning”.”

37. “Hey, it’s about time you docked that shuttle!”

38. “Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back.”

39. “Forget warp speed, let’s just go on impulse…”

40. “Set phaser to fun….wink…wink.”

41. “Before I met you, I thought human mating customs were disgusting. Care to prove me wrong?”

42. “Your pants are the final frontier.”

43. “Can you feel the Pon Farr tonight?”

44. “Would you like some Vulcan in you?”

45. “Baby, we don’t need a holodeck. I’ll make all your fantasies come true.”

46. “And you think my ears are big….”

47. “I am having trouble getting my photon torpedo out of it’s breech, can you assist?”

48. “Set phasers to love!”

49. “You’re the matter to my anti-matter.”

50. “No, that’s not a bat’leth in my pocket…”

51. “I would kill the children of 1,000 worlds just to see you smile!”

52. “Baby, you make my antennae stand up straight!”

53. “Baby are your hailing frequencies open?”

54. “I’m going to ask you out. Resistance is futile!”

55. “Baby, you’re hot enough to jump-start a Vulcan’s pon farr.”

56. “I’ll beam you all night long.”

57. “My multi-phasic trans-dimensional inducer method is guaranteed to complete your cycle of operations.”

58. “With you, my erection will live longer and prosper.”

59. “Do you want to go where no man has gone before?”

60. “Lower your shields and prepare to be boarded.”

61. “Hey baby, wanna see my bat’leth?”

62. “I’m really great with tongues.”

63. “I will boldly go where no one’s gone before: your rear hangar!”

64. “So… Ever done it in a shuttlepod?”

65. “Hey baby, can I see if your Replicator works?”

66. “Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom’s place and watch ‘Dr. Who’?”

67. “I’d like to fill your Jeffries tube.”

68. “I’ll be your Spock and you can Klingon this dick.” ????

69. “Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.”

70. (Vulcan) “My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I’m falling for you.”

71. “Let’s go down to my quarters, and I’ll show you a real Picard Maneuver.”

72. “Hello, well-formed Vulcan specimen. Would you care to depart with me towards my domiciliary residence and observe a documentary of the ontogenesis of another Vulcan individual just prior to fertilization?”

73. “Nice Asimov.”

74. “Hey, maybe we can turn off the artificial gravity tonight.” 😉

75. “I wouldn’t mind getting my hands on your ample nacelles.”

76. “You can set your phaser to stunning!”

77. “Hey baby, wanna calibrate my tricorder?”

78. “We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your heart.”

79. “Take off your clothes and let’s start the next generation.”

80. “I can feel your pain buried within you. Let me touch it.”

81. “You don’t need a mind meld to know what I am thinking.”

82. “When I have you in my sensors range, my plasma conduits go on fire.”

83. “Come back to my place and I will assimilate you into my collective!”

84. “What happens if I blow on your antenna?”

85. “I want to unify with you… ;)”

86. “You can explore my planet anytime.”

87. “Let’s go back to my shop so I can inspect your EPS Conduit.”

88. “Urkuk lu Stalga. That’s Klingon for “I love you, baby”.”

89. “I’ll bet you want to penetrate my cloak…”

90. “It’s Pon Farr. If you don’t come home with me tonight, I’ll die. You don’t want that on your conscience, do you?”

91. (Klingon) “If I bite you, will you bite me back?”

92. (Betazoid) “So, wanna go to a wedding together?”

93. (Klingon) “If it was the only way to get into Sto’vo’kor I’d let you eat my heart.”

94. (Klingon) “Tuj’a’ pa’vam? ghobe’. ‘IwwIj DapubmoHba’ SoH’e’!” (Is it warm in here? No, it is clearly you who makes my blood boil!)

95. (Klingon) “bIQamQo’chugh, chay’ qapummoHlaH?” (If you won’t stand up, how can I knock you down?)

96. (Klingon) “che’ron ‘oH parmaq’e’ ‘ej DaHjaj SuvwI’ jIH!” (Love is a battlefield, and today, I am a warrior!)

97. (Klingon) “Daqtagh HInob! tIqwIj qa’angnIS!” (Hand me a d’k tahg! I must show you my heart!)

98. (Klingon) “may’luchwIjmo’ Qobbe’ tajmey ‘ach tIqwIj luDuQ mInDu’lIj!” (My armor shields me from knives, but your eyes pierce my heart!)

99. (Klingon) “pu’ tIHmey bach’a’ mInDu’lIj? vIleghDI’ jIroSHa’choH!” (Do your eyes fire phaser beams? When I see you I get stunned!)

100. (Klingon) “pu’jIn vIpoQ. mInDu’lIj vIbejtaHvIS DaqwIj vIlIj!” (I need a map. I got lost while I was watching your eyes!)