The September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. This is the perfect opportunity to try to pick up girls with some pirate lines.

Luckily, we have created the greatest list of pirate pick up lines for you to choose from. These are crazy but will make you smile a lot.

Dirty Pirate Pick Up Lines

Choose From Examples Below

1. “Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?”

2. “Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber! ”

3. “Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?”

4. “Me skull and crossbones aren’t the only things I plan on raisin’ tonight!”


6. “Let me stick me cannon in your porthole.”

7. “I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs!”

8. “Do ya mind if the parrot watches?”

9. “Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!”

10. “Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!”

11. “That’s quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!”

12. “I sure would like to pillage yer booty.”

13. “Let’s get together and haul some keel.”

14. “Wanna come back to my home port and see my dock?”

15. “Wanna take a ride in my crows nest?”

16. “Well call me a landlubber, ’cause I’m about to plunder your Treasure Island.”

17. “How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?”

18. “A good captain goes down with his ship, wanna go down with me?”

19. “See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.”

20. “Arg baby, Arg.”

21. “I’d swab your deck any day.”

22. “Arharrr, care to sink my battleship deary?”

23. “I like me some pirate booty.”

24. “Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.”

25. “One look at you and a shiver went up me timber.”

26. “Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me lice ratio!” (Female Pirate)

27. “Haaaarrrr! Best me plug that blowhole!”

28. “Baby, my ship was sunk till I saw you.”

29. “Imma cut to the chase… you wanna hook-up?”

30. “Come dock in my port.”

31. “Bring on the storm, I like it rough.”

32. “Harrrrr! Let me create the 8th sea in yerr undies!”

33. “Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.”

34. “You can sail my seven seas.”

35. “I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.”

36. “Not only do I have a ship, but it’s a long one.”

37. “Come on up and see me urchins.”

38. “I’ll give you a British pound and two gold coins.”

39. “Is that a belayin’ pin in yer britches, or are ye …” (this one is never completed)

40. “I’m captain’a this ship, at least allow me a dip!”

41. “Wanna come back to my home port and see my dock?”

42. “If ye can walk thee plank, ye can surely yank thee plank!”

43. “Is that a cutlass in your pants or aarrrrrrrrrrrr you just happy to see me treasure chest?”

44. “Yarr, sex marks the spot, I’ve come for your brown bounty cause you make me so HARRRRRRRD”

45. “I hope you like to matey, because I’m about to swab your deck.”

46. “I have me here a cutless, down ere is me penis. One of em is going in yar, pick which wench.”

47. “Shiver me timber, if you know what I mean.”

48. “Yarr, If ye think walking the plank is hard, how’sa’bout yar let me plank you ’till yer can’t walk.”

49. “Have you ever seen a six inch wooden leg? Would you like to?”

50. “Me peg leg isn’t the only wood around…”

51. “Alas, gimmie that ass!”

52. “Pull up me skirt and I’ll show ye, me urchin.”

53. “Me cannon´s primed and loaded. Will you help me with me balls?”

54. “Clean yer poop-deck before you give me yer booty.”

55. “It´s time to make the Seamen walk the plank into Davey Jones´ Locker, if ye know what me mean!”

56. “Are yar seaworthy? Cause me going to ride yer schooner till dawn!”

Crazy Pirate Pick Up Lines

Choose From Examples Below

1. “Baby, you unfurl my sails.”

2. [Approach your target and place your arm on their nearest shoulder] “If you were a pirate, would you place your parrot on THIS shoulder or… [Put your arm around them and touch the other shoulder] THIS shoulder?”

3. “C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers!”

4. “I hope you like to matey, because I’m about to swab your deck.”

5. “Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me lice ratio!”

6. “Nice poop deck on ya, lady. Care for a swabbin’?”

7. “That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.”

8. “Is that an ‘X’ on the seat of your pants? ‘Cause it appears that there’s wond’rous booty buried underneath!”

9. “I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.”

10. “Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?”

11. “That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.”

12. “I must be huntin’ treasure, ’cause I’m diggin’ yer chest!”

13. “Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?”

14. “I got me a bad case of scurvy, and your grapefruits are the only cure!”

15. “You don’t have to pay to get on board my ship.”

16. “Yo, ho ho! How bout a bottle of rum? Drink up cause we’re about to get swashbuckled!”

17. “You’re guilty of being a hot wench… I sentence you to walking my plank.”

18. “I’ll let you in on a big secret… that’s no peg leg!”

19. “You want to adjust my rigging?”

20. “Yer guilty of being a hot wench. I sentence you to walking my plank!”

21. “You’re just the tasty wench I’ve been keeping me eye out for!”

22. “Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?”

23. “That’s not an echo, my parrot thinks you’re sexy too.”

24. “Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.”

25. “Let’s weigh anchor.”

26. “You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?”

27. “Wha’ has 36 teeth ‘n holds back th’ Kraken? Me zipper.”

28. “Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.”

29. “Hey, sexy — how about a Jolly Rogering?”

30. “So you’re the new cabin boy, eh?”

31. “Bring yer pistol, bring yer gun, how about we get to the aft and have some fun? ;)”

32. “Is that an ‘X’ on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there’s wond’rous booty
buried underneath!”

33. “It would make me Jolly if we could Roger.”

34. “Want to go back to me ship and rock the boat?”

35. “It may take a while to get to England in a row boat, but good things take time.”

36. “Just because one eye is patched doesn’t mean I don’t see how beautiful you are.”

37. “So, tell me, why do they call ye, ‘Cap’n Feathersword?’”

38. “Can I have the keys to your treasure chest?”

39. “Ahoy, I be lookin’ fer booty. Mind if my parrot looks around yer chest?”


41. “I’ll be the captain if you be my first mate.”

42. “Surrender the booty!”

43. “They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.”

44. “I only have aye for you!”

45. “I lost me parrot. Will ye sleep wit’ me?”

46. “You hade me at Ahoy!”

47. “Let’s ‘ave a party ‘n invite yer pants t’ come on down.”

48. “Do ye ‘ave a mirror in yer pocket ’cause I can see meself in yer pants.”

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