Have you met a pretty girl that seems to be a real cat lover? Then try these cat-related pick-up lines.

Although these are cute, do not expect a high success rate. However, this list will definitely improve your mood.

Cute Cat Pick Up Lines

Choose From Examples Below

1. “Will you be my meow?”

2. “If I were a cat, I’d spend all my 8 lives with you.”

3. “The tail of our love will go down in hiss-tory.”

4. “Dinner and a mewvie?”

5. “Let’s make hisstory.”

6. “They say cats always land on their feet, but girl you swept me off mine.”

7. “Be mine, it’s meow or never!”

8. “Meet me at kitty corner.”

9. “Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue source!”

10. “Don’t purrcrastnate; just be mine.”

11. “Meet me by the dead bird.”

12. “Have you been sleeping on the computer? Cause you are hot!”

13. “I’ll make you purrrrrrrrr.”

14. “Meet me by the mangled mouse.”

15. “Meo you doin?”

16. “Are you feline the connection between us?”

17. “My love for you is like a hairball — I can’t hold it in.”

18. “If a cat were to describe you… He would say you’re purrrrfect.”

19. “Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?”

20. “Psst… Hey babe, I got some nip.”

21. “Honey, just tail me you love me!”

22. “Baby, you put the T in tuna.”

23. “Since I met you I feel like the cat who got the cream.”

24. “Hey girl, can I come over and meet your cat?”

25. “Are you a cat? Because you’re purrrrrrfect.”

26. “Tail me you love me!”

27. “Honey, I would marry your cat just to get in the family!”

28. “Are you a bag of treats? Because I wanna sample you.”

29. “Tell me what makes you meow…”

30. “I’m not high on nip, I’m just intoxicated with you.”

31. “Are we in the litter box? Because I’m diggin’ you.”

32. “Where have you been hiding all my 8 lives?”

33. “I’ve got this feline that you and me would make a great purr.”

34. “Can you take me to the vet? Because you just took my breath away.”

35. “Girl you are a purr-fect ten.”

36. “Hey girl, want to come over and meet my cat?”

37. “Can I spend all my 9 lives with you?”

38. “You leave me pawsitively speechless.”

39. “So, you meow here often?”

40. “How you feline? Cause you´re purrfect, I’m not kitten!”

41. “Not taking you out on a date would be a cat-astrophe.”

42. “Let’s litter.”

43. “I like you furry much.”

44. “I’d climb a meowntain just to be with you.”

45. “Purrhaps we should claws the door, things are about to get frisky up in hair.”

46. “I have a cat, she would like to meet you.”

47. “Litterly can’t press paws on my felines fur you girl.”

48. “We’d make the purrfect couple.”

49. “I will pawlways love you!”

50. “I’m purrty sure if you didn’t give us a chance you’d be kitten yourself later.”

51. “I’d give up one of my 9 lives just to be with you.”

Dirty Cat Pick Up Lines

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1. “Girl you must be the back of my paw cuz I want to lick you constantly.”

2. “My cat’s dead, can I play with your pussy instead?”

3. “If you were a cat, I’d let you sleep in my bed every night.”

4. “I have a pussy, and she would like to meet you.”

5. “My dick is like catnip, it’ll make a cougar like you go wild.”

6. “I love cats. I heard you have a nice pussy. Can I play with her?”

7. “I hope you have pet insurance because I’m about to destroy your pussy.”

8. “They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.”

9. “Hey babe! Are you a yarn ball? Because I would play with you all night with my paws.”

10. “I love cats. I heard you have a nice pussy. Can I play with her?”

11. “Want to see some hairballs?”

12. “I’ve gato say, I knead to be with you tonight.”

13. “You remind me off a leopard… or a tiger. Either way, I don’t mind the claws.”

14. “If you were a saucer of milk I’d lick you all up.”

15. “If I said you have nice fur, would you hold it against me?”

16. “I’d like to get your tongue.”

17. “Hey girl, I was to be more than furriends, if you know what I mean.”

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