190+ Funny Questions to Ask a Girl


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Are you looking for funny questions to ask a girl to make her laugh? Then look no further as we have the largest collection of ready-to-use examples.

Just select questions you like the most in advance as you will have to work these into your normal discussion. If you start asking these unnaturally (one by another) you may make her feel awkward instead.

Please, let us know which one works for you the most (or which one you like the most) in the comments section below this article.


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1. “What’s worse, bad hair day or muffin top?”

2. “Which bread do you think would fly furthest – Naan thrown like a frisby, or a baguette thrown like a javelin?”

3. “What food would you consider your mortal enemy?”

4. “What food would be the best to make a house out of?”

5. “Do you think I’d be cute in footie pajamas?”

6. “If you could make out with any cartoon character, who would you pick?”

7. “What’s the worst you’ve seen someone screw up on social media?”

8. “Do you think male turkeys look at female turkeys and think- Damn! I’d like to ruffle those feathers?!”

9. “If you were going to chug a 2 liter of any beverage, what would it be?”

10. “What do you dislike but have no good reason for disliking?”

11. “You’re at Dunkin Donuts, which donut calls your name?”

12. “If you could give your bunny a superpower of some kind, what would it be?”

13. “Can you spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?”

14. “Are Lipton employees allowed to take coffee breaks?”

15. “You see a giant spider. Fight or Flight?”

16. “Have you ever found a pizza delivery guy attractive?”

17. “When your dog farts, do you leave the room or tough it out?”

18. “Do you think that fish get thirsty?”

19. “If you had to take a pie to the face, what flavor would it be?”

20. “Do you talk to animals?”

21. “What word starts with “f” and ends with “u-c-k”?” [The answer here is firetruck but if she says the F-word then you can tease her by saying – Oh! Now I know what’s on your mind?]

22. “Can you give me your best wolf howl?”

23. “If someone has something between their teeth, would you tell them?”

24. “Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?”

25. “What would you do for a Klondike Bar?”

26. “Me, a squirrel, and a panda: punch one, hug one, kiss one.”

27. “Why are those ‘easy open’ food packages never easy to open?”

28. “Do you think I’m as sexy as I think am?”

29. “Star Wars or Star Trek?”

30. “What is the opposite of opposite?”

31. “If you were a man for a day, what would you do?”

32. “What’s the first thing you’d look at if you saw me naked?”

33. “Do you secretly wish Santa was real?”

34. “What would your dream bathroom look like?”

35. “Nicolas Cage or Adam Sandler?”

36. “What is your superhero alter ego?”

37. “Does anyone ever vanish with a trace?”

38. “Is there anything you wouldn’t do for 10 million dollars?”

39. “Which way should toilet paper face on the holder?”

40. “Have you ever look in the mirror and wink at yourself?”

41. “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten and liked?”

42. “Could you beat me in a staring contest?”

43. “What disease did cured ham actually have?”

44. “If you could fart the melody of any song, what tune would you toot?”

45. “Do you think rock, paper, scissors is an effective way to solve disagreements?”

46. “Do illiterate people get the full effect of the alphabet soup?”

47. “What kid’s movie terrifies you?”

48. “If you had to pick an animal, which animal do you find the sexiest of all?”

49. “You have $3 to spend at the dollar store, what 3 things do you buy?”

50. “If you could punch one person in the face right now, who would it be?”

51. “If you could replace the handshake as a greeting, what funny new greeting would you replace it with?”

52. “What questions would you ask a mermaid?”

53. “According to one lady who was a contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, elephants are bigger than the moon. How does that make you feel?”

54. “When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?”

55. “What is your biggest guilty pleasure?”

56. “If you were in Jurassic Park, how long would you have survived before being eaten?”

57. “What is the ugliest thing you own?”

58. “If you were forced to create a new dance move, what would it be and what would you call it?”

59. “Due to an outbreak of bird flu, poultry are no longer allowed in the country. How would you smuggle a chicken in?”

60. “Can you put make up on with your mouth closed?”

61. “If you could jump into a pool full of something, what would it be?”

62. “If you could put your brain in a robot and live indefinitely, would you?”

63. “Have you ever danced like Napoleon Dynamite?”

64. “You’re in the bathroom stall and realize there’s no toilet paper, what do you do?”

65. “What would be the worst thing to put into a piñata?”

66. “Kill, screw, or marry: Miss Piggy, the flying dog from Never Ending Story or Tweetie bird?”

67. “If your sex life could be described in eggs, what kind of eggs would it be?”

68. “What type of bear do you find to be the sexiest?”

69. “Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?”

70. “Would you still like me if I was a foot shorter?”

71. “What mildly annoying curse do you wish you could curse people with?”

72. “What emotion do you feel when you think about clowns?”

73. “What weird smell do you really enjoy?”

74. “What is the funniest pickup line someone has tried to use on you?”

75. “In your opinion, is it mentally possible for a person to like both cats and dogs?”

76. “What happened to the other 56 varieties of Heinz 57 sauce?”

77. “If your life was a sitcom, what would it be called?”

78. “What’s your dumbest pet-peeve?”

79. “First think of a product. Now, what would be the absolute worst brand name for one of those products?”

80. “What’s the most polarizing question you could ask a group of your friends?”

81. “Who’s the better toy, Woody or Buzz?”

82. “If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?”

83. “Why do they call the airport a terminal if flying is supposed to be safe?”

84. “Would you ever drive a motorcycle with me on the back?”

85. “If you could have a mythical creature as your protector, which would you choose?”

86. “What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?”

87. “What would you do if you could be invisible for one day?”

88. “What would be the first thing you would do if you woke up tomorrow as a guy?”

89. “If you were a vegetable, what would you be and why?”

90. “If you had to shave your head, would you wear sport hats, wigs, or rock the bald look?”

91. “If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?”

92. “Which of your siblings do you actually want to murder?”

93. “How would you feel if I slept with a stuffed animal?”

94. “What was the weirdest conversation you have overheard?”

95. “If people could read your mind, what would they usually hear?”

96. “How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie center of a Tootsie Pop?”

97. “What’s the most immature thing your parents do?”

98. “What’s the most ridiculous thing you have convinced someone is true?”

99. “If you could only ride a unicycle or use stilts to commute, which would you choose?”

100. “What is the silliest reason someone you’ve known has completely lost it?”

101. “Tell me about the last time you really laughed, I mean belly-aching, fall-on-the-floor-laughed?”

102. “Which Disney prince is the hottest?”

103. “If you were a waiter and a customer was being rude, would you spit in their food?”

104. “What kind of cult would you like to start?”

105. “What was the strangest punishment your parents ever gave you?”

106. “If a hot stranger standing in a queue behind you in public gets a hardon and you feel it on your bum, will you get mad or lean back for more?”

107. “If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes and from Finland Fines?”

108. “If you were a super villain, what scandalous crime would you commit?”

109. “What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?”

110. “What gets progressively weirder the more you think about it?”

111. “Can you play the air guitar? What songs?”

112. “What’s the most useless talent you have?”

113. “What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?”

114. “How come you never read about a psychic winning the lottery?”

115. “What would you do if a girl tried to buy you a drink?”

116. “What’s grosser: Yellow teeth or yellow toenails/fingernails?”

117. “If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?”

118. “Why is it that you drive on the parkway, and park on the driveway?”

119. “Hot fudge or whipped cream?”

120. “What are some of the telltale signs that a guy is creepy?”

121. “What would be the cutest infestation to have in your home?”

122. “What dessert best describes your personality and why?”

123. “Be honest, have you ever chased down an ice cream truck as an adult?”

124. “What are some fun ways to answer everyday questions like “how’s it going” or “what do you do”?”

125. “If dolphins are so much like humans, do you think they get thirsty?”

126. “If I was your favorite pizza, what toppings would I have on me?”

127. “You’re a mad scientist, what scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics weren’t an issue?”

128. “What do you call male ballerinas?”

129. “How would you react if I started dressing like a pirate?”

130. “How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?”

131. “Have you ever been walked in on naked?”

132. “How long would you survive in a zombie apocalypse?”

133. “What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?”

134. “Would a fly without wings be called a walk?”

135. “If Voldemort asked you to join him, would you?”

136. “How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?”

137. “Have you ever indulged in a cat-fight?”

138. “If reincarnation exists, what would you like to come back as?”

139. “What would your pro-wrestler name be?”

140. “What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?”

141. “Why is a boxing ring square?”

142. “Who would be the worst person to be stuck on an elevator with?”

143. “What are you addicted to?”

144. “What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen a relative do?”

145. “Have you ever had a crush on an animated character?”

146. “Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!”

147. “If you could only smell like one food for the rest of your life, what would you want to smell like?”

148. “If you went into a coma and woke up in the year 2120, what would be the first thing you would want to know?”

149. “What mental illness would a psychologist diagnose you with?”

150. “Do you think you’d know if I was feeling horny?”

151. “If you had to make out with a friend of the same sex to save the world from aliens, whom would you pick?”

152. “If animals were to make wildlife documentaries about humans, what are some of the weird things they´d show?”


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1. “Would you rather run a marathon with your shoes filled with jello or your hair doused in oil?”

2. “Who would you rather fight, a ninja or a navy seal?”

3. “Would you rather look like a fish or smell like a fish?”

4. “Would you rather kiss a horse or lick a cow?”

5. “Would you rather eat a small can of cat food or eat two rotten tomatoes?”

6. “Would you rather fight Mike Tyson or talk like him for the rest of your life?”

7. “Would you rather live in the Harry Potter universe or the Pokémon universe?”

8. “Would you rather be 3 feet shorter or 3 feet taller?”

9. “Would you rather have a horse’s tail or a unicorn horn?”

10. “Would you rather have 500 tarantulas crawling into your home or 1000 crickets jumping around your room?”

11. “Would you rather drink 1 gallon of ketchup or 1 gallon of mustard?”

12. “Would you rather have a pig nose or a monkey face?”

13. “Would you rather be stranded on an island with a Star-Trek fan or a constipated clown?”

14. “Would you rather be completely bald or covered from head to toe with hair?”

15. “Would you rather have your grandmother’s hairstyle or first name?”

16. “Would you rather sit with a resting lion for ten minutes or run across a hungry alligator’s back?”

17. “Would you rather live in a world of magic or superheroes?”

18. “Would you rather have everyone laugh at your jokes but not find anyone else’s jokes funny or have no one laugh at your jokes but you still find other people’s jokes funny?”

19. “Would you rather eat 30 pounds of cheese or a bucket of peanut butter in one sitting?”

20. “Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or a pet blue whale?”

21. “Would you rather your shirts be always two sizes too big or one size too small?”

22. “Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?”

23. “Would you rather always have to enter rooms backward or always have to somersault out?”

24. “Would you rather be a tree or have to live in a tree for the rest of your life?”

25. “Would you rather eat a handful of hair or lick 3 public telephones?”

26. “Would you rather fart really loud or poop your pants silently?”

27. “Would you rather be a reverse centaur or a reverse mermaid/merman?”

28. “Would you rather be without elbows or be without knees?”

29. “Would you rather not be allowed to wash your hands for a month or your hair for a month?”

30. “Would you rather always get first dibs or the last laugh?”

31. “Would you rather be naked in Antarctica or wear a snowsuit in the desert?”

32. “Would you rather use eye drops made of vinegar or toilet paper made of sandpaper?”

33. “Would you rather publish your diary or make a movie on your most embarrassing moment?”

34. “Would you rather give up bathing for a month or give up the internet for a month?”

35. “Would you rather be told to stop being so sensitive every day or be asked if you are PMS-ing every day?”

36. “Would you rather be a giant hamster or a tiny rhino?”

37. “Would you rather always wear earmuffs or a nose plug?”

38. “Would you rather have bad breath or smelly feet?”

39. “Would you never have painful cramps again or never have to shave again?”

40. “Would you rather have a brawl with Mike Tyson or an argument with the loud lady next door?”

Hey folks! My pen name is James Buzinko (a.k.a. Stallion) and I want to make this THE GREATEST place for every guy to master the arts of love, dating and attraction! I am young, free and my motto is "Carpe Diem".