Are you looking for freaky questions to ask a girl to make her laugh? Then look no further as we have the most extensive collection of ready-to-use examples.

Just select questions you like the most and get ready for some really weird conversation. I bet you will hear a lot of funny answers to these. 😉

Freaky Questions To Ask Your Girl

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1. “Do you like being watched during sex?”

2. “Have you ever called a guy the wrong name in the middle of having sex?”

3. “Do you consider yourself a freak in the sheets?”

4. “What is the most freaky sexual experience you had?”

5. “What do you say we spend the whole night naked together, but no sex allowed? Only touching!”

6. “Do you love hardcore dirty talk?”

7. “Have you ever been aroused by anything freaky or weird?”

8. “What is the freakiest place you’ve ever had sex?”

9. “If you could have sex with any animated character, who would you pick?”

10. “Are you turned on by watching hard-core porn?”

11. “hat is the weirdest thing you have used to masturbate?”

12. “What is the most freaky sexual fantasy you are afraid to tell me about?”

13. “Can you imagine having sex with a guy that is 30 years older than you? Do you think you would enjoy it?”

14. “Have you ever fantasized about your boyfriend’s dad?”

15. “If you had to choose between having sex for the rest of your life or getting head but not both, which one would you choose?”

16. “Are you a control freak during sex? Or do you prefer to be controlled?”

17. “Do you like pain during sex?”

18. “Have you ever thought about making a sex tape?”

19. “Have you ever tried phone sex? Did you reach orgasm? How fast?”

20. “What is the freakiest thing you have ever sexted?”

Freaky Would You Rather Questions To Ask Her

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1. “Would you rather have drunken sex with a hot guy but not remember it, or have sober sex with an unattractive guy and remember it?”

2. “Would you rather have painful cramps again or never have to shave again?”

3. “Would you rather loudly fart after every time you have sex, or have an orgasm every time you fart.”

4. “Would you rather have tampons for fingers or have pubic hair for teeth?”

5. “Would you rather give up sex or give up the internet?”

6. “Would you rather wear a pad for 12 hours or wear a thong that keeps creeping up into your bits?”

7. “Would you rather receive oral sex from Hillary Clinton or give oral sex to Donald Trump?”

8. “Would you rather be asked if you are PMSing every single day or be told to stop being so sensitive every day?”

9. “Would you rather watch your boyfriend have sex with your boss or watch your boyfriend have sex with your best friend?”

10. “Would you rather go through a whole day with a very visible panty line or with lipstick on your teeth?”

11. “Would you rather be 100% confident in who you are, or be 100% confident that you’re with the right person?”

12. “Would you rather find your parent´s sex tape or have your parents find your sex tape?”

13. “Would you rather have an entire eyebrow accidentally waxed off or Get a rash from a poor bikini wax job?”

14. “Would you rather have the entire world know your porn search history or know the porn search history of your dad?”

15. “Would you rather get your period at the beach or on a date?”

16. “Would you rather settle on a lifetime of bad sex or always have mind-blowing sex, but only once a decade?”

17. “Would you rather have your gynecologist use a speculum that is too large or a speculum that is very cold?”

18. “Would you rather be cheated on (numerous times) and never know about it, or cheat on someone else and have to tell them?”

19. “Would you rather spit or swallow?”

20. “Would you rather French kiss me in front of my parents or see your parents French kissing?”

21. “Would you rather look like a fish or smell like a fish?”

22. “Would you rather have no arms or no legs?”

23. “Would you rather drink 1 gallon of ketchup or 1 gallon of mustard?”

24. “Would you rather have a vagina on your forehead or have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?”

25. “Would you rather have 500 tarantulas crawling into your home or 1000 crickets jumping around your room?”

26. “Would you rather have accordions for legs or have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of the popular music?”

27. “Would you rather always have to enter rooms backward or always have to somersault out?”

28. “Would you rather have a third leg or a third arm?”

29. “Would you rather eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones?”

30. “Would you rather have six lips or 34 fingers?”

31. “Would you rather be a reverse centaur or a reverse mermaid/merman?”

32. “You’re on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather they are top-half fish or they are bottom-half fish?”

33. “Would you rather eat 30 pounds of cheese or a bucket of peanut butter in one sitting?”

34. “Would you rather have knives for fingers or penises for fingers?”

35. “Would you rather not be allowed to wash your hands for a month or your hair for a month?”

36. “Would you rather have no fingers or no eyes?”

37. “Would you rather be born with an elephant trunk or a giraffe neck?”

38. “Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon?”

39. “Would you rather eat only roadkill for the rest of my life or have everyone else in the world sound like Gilbert Gottfried?”

40. “Would you rather have severe hammer toe or holes in your fingers?”

41. “Would you rather crap yourself once a year in public or every day in private?”

42. “Would you rather lose your sex organs forever or gain 200lbs for the rest of your life?”

43. “Would you rather eat a potato and feel its pain or be a potato?”

44. “Would you rather have sandpaper hands or no genitals?”

45. “Would you rather pee every time you stand up or poop every time you sit down?”

46. “Would you rather be a girl with a penis or a boy with a vagina?”

47. “Would you rather smell like poop and not know it or constantly be smelling poop that nobody else can smell?”

48. “Would you rather freeze to death or burn to death?”

49. “Would you rather have no knees or no elbows?”

50. “Would you rather peel all your nails out of your fingers or pull all the teeth out of your mouth?”

51. “Would you rather have pubic hair for teeth or teeth for pubic hair?”

52. “Would you rather have sex with your cousin in secret or not have sex with your cousin but everyone would think you did?”

53. “Would you rather be completely bald or covered from head to toe with hair?”

54. “Would you rather have a Bobblehead or a horizontal butt-crack?”

55. “Would you rather have a pig nose or a monkey face?”

56. “Would you rather have Crayolas for teeth or Shrimp for nipples?”

57. “Would you rather have a horse’s tail or a unicorn horn?”

58. “Would you rather have nostrils that look like vaginas or a vagina that looks like a nostril?”

59. “Would you rather have a ketchup dispensing navel or a pencil-sharpening nostril?”

60. “Would you rather lose your leg from an IED explosion (amputated mid femur) or lose your arm from an IED explosion (amputated mid numerous)?”

61. “Would you rather be born with a camel’s hump or hump a camel?”