Do you want to play a dirty version of “Would You Rather” game but need inspiration? Then you will find our list of 311+ dirty, ready-to-use questions quite helpful.
Just keep in mind that a majority of these would you rather questions are only suitable for adults (18+ years).
Universal Dirty Would You Rather Questions
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1. “Would you rather we play the naughty maid or a sexy Doctor?”
2. “Would you rather tease me with hot wax or with ice cubes?”
3. “Would you rather end the first date with sex or with a passionate kiss?”
4. “Would you rather only be allowed to do foreplay with your hands or only be allowed to do foreplay with your mouth?”
5. “Would you rather do romantic things or try out some new kinky ideas?”
6. “Would you rather not be able to see during sex or not be able to touch during sex?”
7. “Would you rather receive an oral or give one?”
8. “Would you rather be teased with hot wax or with ice cubes?”
9. “Would you rather watch something erotic with me, or read erotica loud, while touching me?”
10. “Would you rather have sex with just one person watching, or would you rather have sex with 50 people watching?”
11. “Would you rather have sex with someone shorter than you or taller than you?”
12. “Would you rather only have sex in the missionary position or only have sex in the doggy-style position?”
13. “Would you rather have it with the lights on or off?”
14. “Would you rather get kissed on the lips and only the lips or every part of your body, except for your lips?”
15. “Would you rather have one or multiple sexual partners at the same time?”
16. “Would you rather be horny 24/7 or for only one day per year?”
17. “Would you rather pay for having sex, or get paid for it?”
18. “Would you rather have sex on a bed filled with stains or in a smelly bathroom stall?”
19. “Would you rather do it in extreme cold or extreme heat?”
20. “Would you rather only ever have sex in bed or only ever have sex outside the bedroom?”
21. “Would you rather be caught cheating or catch your spouse cheating?”
22. “Would you rather have amazing sex that lasts 47 seconds or have average sex that lasts 10 minutes?”
23. “Would you rather have sex in the morning or at night?”
24. “Would you rather I go down on you or you go down on me?”
25. “Would you rather watch a girl on girl or guy on guy video, to turn yourself on?”
26. “Would you rather have sex with your celebrity crush once or have sex with your “real life” crush for the rest of your life?”
27. “Would you rather have your hair pulled or slapped on the butt?”
28. “Would you rather hear dirty talk in an accent you hate while having sex or have sex in complete silence?”
29. “Would you rather let your significant other sleep with your best friend or sleep with your significant other’s best friend?”
30. “Would you rather date someone with the perfect body or with the perfect moves in the bedroom?”
31. “Would you rather have a bubble bath or a steamy shower together?”
32. “Would you rather take a body shot off of me or me take a body shot off of you?”
33. “Would you rather be on top or underneath?”
34. “Would you rather make love on a beach or in a Jacuzzi?”
35. “Would you rather have sex with my best friend, or with your best friend?”
36. “Would you rather have sex when you’re drunk or have sex when you’re hungover?”
37. “Would you rather bring another person in bed or cheat on me?”
38. “Would you rather have your hair pulled or scratches on your back?”
39. “Would you rather talk with me about someone you fancy or fantasize about it secretly in your mind?”
40. “Would you rather talk dirty to me over the phone or through text/picture messages?”
41. “Would you rather mistakenly send nudes to your boss or your mother?”
42. “Would you rather have weak, little orgasms every time you had sex or have a super strong orgasm every once in a while?”
43. “Would you rather have sex with someone or watch someone having it?”
44. “Would you rather cuddle up in front of a fireplace or light your fire in bed?”
45. “Would you rather French kiss with melted chocolate or melted marshmallows?”
46. “Would you rather make out at the movies or in the back seat of my car?”
47. “Would you rather skinny dip with your closest family member or your favorite teacher?”
48. “Would you rather have a hickey or give a hickey?”
49. “Would you rather have kinky or romantic sex?”
50. “Would you rather have sex with someone who has bad breath or with someone who calls you “love bunny” while you’re doing it?”
51. “Would you rather have a threesome with me or just a different person?”
52. “Would you rather only have sex in the shower or only have sex on the floor?”
53. “Would you rather be choked while receiving pleasure or choke and slap someone while giving it to them?”
54. “Would you rather only be allowed to masturbate to porn parodies such as Star Wars and PokĂ©mon or the only porn you’re allowed to watch is on Vine, meaning it lasts only six seconds?”
55. “Would you rather always make out for six hours or always have sex for less than 7 minutes?”
56. “Would you rather only have threesomes or never have sex?”
57. “Would you rather have sex with someone new every few weeks or only one person for your entire life?”
58. “Would you rather give up sex for a year or give up masturbating for a year?”
59. “Would you rather have a partner who fakes their orgasm but gives perfect oral or a partner who truly orgasms but is terrible at oral?”
60. “Would you rather have sex only with the first person you did it with or have sex only with the last person you did it with?”
61. “Would you rather only have meaningless one night stands or committed sexual relations with one person that cannot go past one year?”
62. “Would you rather have sex in a tub of melted chocolate or honey?”
63. “Would you rather do it in an abandoned building or a public park?”
64. “Would you rather have fantastic make out once in a month or a pathetic one every night?”
65. “Would you rather do it with a cousin or be the one to end the relationship with your true love?”
66. “Would you rather have sex on a beach or in a cave?”
67. “Would you rather be the one to initiate intercourse but get rejected by three people in a row or be in the hospital for a week for a broken shoulder?”
68. “Would you rather have a threesome with your childhood friends or make out with your hot and sexy boss?”
69. “Would you rather grant everyone’s sexual wishes or have all your sexual wishes granted?”
70. “Would you rather have sex in a hotel’s washroom or college library?”
71. “Would you rather have sex in a pool or the ocean?”
72. “Would you rather have sex on the kitchen table or the kitchen floor?”
73. “Would you rather pick up the first stranger you see (male or female) and attempt to hookup or hookup with someone you always wanted to, but their married partner is in the army?”
74. “Would you rather stick to your signature posture for having sex or try a new style every time you have sex?”
75. “Would you rather be stuck in traffic for two hours or receive grueling head for six hours without a climax?”
76. “Would you rather be tied to a bed and forgotten or marked with a hickey that your boss will see?”
77. “Would you rather be dominated by your partner or dominate him?”
78. “Would you rather have sex up against the wall or in bed?”
79. “Would you rather live only with oral sex for the rest of your life or quit it forever?”
80. “Would you rather have sex after taking shots or smoking weed?”
81. “Would you rather sleep with your boss and get paid or your co-worker and pay him?”
82. “Would you rather suck at foreplay or suck at sex?”
83. “Would you rather have sex with someone who never showers or someone who never brushes their teeth?”
84. “Would you rather make a lot of noises during sex or a really loud noise during orgasm?”
85. “Would you rather watch your oldest teacher in a porno or your ex?”
86. “Would you rather take off your partner’s underwear with your teeth or tease them with your tongue till they take off their underwear?”
87. “Would you rather watch your dog hump another dog or have him stare you down while you’re having sex?”
88. “Would you rather find out your partner slept with your parent in the past or your ex now sleeps with your parent?”
89. “Would you rather cheat on your partner or have your partner think you cheated, even though you didn’t.”
90. “Would you rather have sex in the boardroom at your office or in the parking lot?”
91. “Would you rather have your parents catch you having sex or catch your parents having sex?”
92. “Would you rather have missionary sex for the rest of your life or always do it while standing?”
93. “Would you rather date someone who takes five seconds to cum or who takes at least five hours to cum?”
94. “Would you rather make an unattractive face when you orgasm or make weird noises?”
95. “Would you rather sleep with the first person you see at the bar or the first person who hits on you at the bar?”
96. “Would you rather have rough sex that always caused you injuries or boring, bland sex that you always fell asleep during?”
97. “Would you rather make a sex tape for only your grandparents to see or put your nudes on Facebook for everyone else to see?”
98. “Would you rather have sex without kissing your partner or without using your hands at all?”
99. “Would you rather date someone who refuses to cuddle or who refuses to go down on you?”
100. “Would you rather go down on someone who tastes bad or someone who smells bad?”
101. “Would you rather find out that the last guy you fucked was your long lost cousin or that he was a brutal murderer?”
102. “Would you rather have sex with someone who was so loud that they woke the neighbors or someone who was strangely silent?”
103. “Would you rather have sex in a restaurant full of people or masturbate on a bus full of people?”
104. “Would you rather fuck someone with a foot fetish or a diaper fetish?”
105. “Would you rather date someone who is into intense BDSM or someone who likes super bland, vanilla sex?”
106. “Would you rather sleep with a virgin or someone with over 50 sex partners?”
107. “Would you rather have a one-night stand with someone you hate or temporarily get married to them in Vegas?”
108. “Would you rather keep your shirt on during public sex or your shoes?”
109. “Would you rather bump your head while having shower sex or fall off the bed while having morning sex?”
110. “During sex, would you rather be blindfolded or be handcuffed?”
111. “Would you rather wait until marriage to have sex or never find your soulmate?”
112. “Would you rather spank or restrain your partner during sex?”
113. “Would you rather sleep with someone twice your age or a minor?”
114. “Would you rather use ice cubes or whipped cream during sex?”
115. “Would you rather have a one night stand with someone really attractive or someone really skilled in bed?”
116. “Would you rather date a sex addict or someone with low sex drive?”
117. “Would you rather masturbate all day or have sex all day?”
118. “Would you rather be with someone who breathes heavily when turned on or who moans loudly when turned on?”
119. “Would you rather have sex in the backyard or on the front porch?”
120. “Would you rather be with someone who loves rough sex or someone who loves kinky sex?”
121. “Would you rather have early morning sex or late night sex?”
122. “Would you rather be with a partner you can’t please sexually or a partner who can’t please you sexually?”
123. “Would you rather be the submissive partner during sex or the dominant partner?”
124. “Would you rather eat your partner’s ass or have your ass eaten by your partner?”
125. “Would you rather know when your parents are having sex or have your parents know when you’re having sex?”
126. “Would you rather give a golden shower or receive one?”
127. “Would you rather have office sex or kitchen sex?”
128. “Would you rather have sex in your parents’ bed or on a church bench?”
129. “Would you rather have sex in a public restroom or a car?”
130. “Would you rather always get horny at midnight or always get horny while at work?”
131. “Would you rather have sex with a handsome person that isn’t good in bed or an unattractive person that is great in bed?”
132. “Would you rather be pinned against the wall during sex or be pinned on the floor?”
133. “Would you rather listen to dirty talk or listen to soft whispers during sex?”
134. “Would you rather have your nipples sucked or pulled in bed?”
135. “Would you rather have sex beside a fireplace or in the rain?”
136. “Would you rather have your butt spanked or your butt squeezed?”
137. “Would you rather be with a partner who is 10 years older or one who is 3 years younger than you?”
138. “Would you rather your one-night stand leaves immediately after sex or cuddle you a bit?”
139. “Would you rather tie your partner in bed or have your partner tie you up in bed?”
140. “Would you rather your partner found oral sex disgusting or was obsessed with anal sex?”
Dirty Questions to Ask Her
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1. “Would you rather orgasm loudly whenever you saw your crush or be incapable of orgasming ever again?”
2. “Would you rather snort cocaine or snort your boyfriend’s load?”
3. “Would you rather give Zac Efron a lap dance or get a lap dance from Zach Galifianakis?”
4. “Would you rather have your man dress as a manly lumberjack or a sharp-dressed man before sex?”
5. “Would you rather swallow cum that tastes like piss or have your partner actually piss on you?”
6. “Would you rather conclude your date with a passionate kiss or giving a blow job to your partner?”
7. “Would you rather be told you suck at kissing or that you suck at giving blowjobs?”
8. “Would you rather have sex with an old man or a teen?”
9. “Would you rather swallow or spit?”
10. “Would you rather give handjob to your partner or give him a blowjob?”
11. “Would you rather have a threesome with two semi-attractive guys or sex with one super hot guy?”
12. “Would you rather be fingered under the table of a busy restaurant or the table at your parent’s place?”
13. “Would you rather allow a stranger lick down there or make your pet do it for you?”
14. “Would you rather date a guy who cums in 10 seconds or a guy who takes at least 4 hours to cum?”
15. “Would you rather use a dildo or your fingers for self-pleasing?”
16. “Would you rather have drunken sex with your female best friend or your roommate?”
17. “Would you rather seduce your partner by moving around nude in the house or by touching his private parts?”
18. “Would you rather he wears protection or go bare?”
19. “Would you rather get cum in your hair after you’ve just finished styling it or right in your eye?”
20. “Would you rather have bad sex or no sex at all?”
21. “Would you rather fuck your best friend’s father or your father’s best friend?”
22. “Would you rather have a bra taken off with just teeth or with hands?”
23. “Would you rather find out that your “perfect” Tinder date has a girlfriend or has a foot fetish?”
24. “Would you rather your boyfriend has length or girth?”
25. “Would you rather be turned on every single time you see a man wearing a fedora or every single time you see a man wearing Crocs?”
26. “Would you rather fart while getting eaten out or vomit while making out?”
27. “Would you rather bite your boyfriend on the dick during oral or knee him in the balls during sex?”
28. “Would you rather be offered a job in the porn industry or a job at a strip club?”
29. “Would you rather sprain your ankle during sex or break your partner’s penis?”
30. “Would you rather swallow or spit it out?”
31. “Would you rather touch yourself or use a dildo in front of your partner?”
32. “Would you rather have foreplay without penetration or penetration without any foreplay?”
Dirty Questions To Ask Him
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1. “Would you rather have sex with a girl in a lacy bustier or a bondage outfit?”
2. “Would you rather have a small penis that can ejaculate or a large one that can’t even get hard?”
3. “Would you rather get a blowjob from another guy or have anal sex with a guy?”
4. “Would you rather have passionate intercourse with a 300-pound hairy woman who then stalks you or a quicky with a vagrant who then later complains about your poor performance?”
5. “Would you rather be a sex slave for a month or wear a chastity device for a month?”
6. “Would you rather do it in a room backstage at your graduation ceremony, where the audio is projected through the dean’s speech or with the dean’s daughter and have his wife and young son walk in on it and watch until you finish before saying anything?”
7. “Would you rather prefer having sex with your childhood crush or the girl next door?”
8. “Would you rather have your girl dress as a sexy librarian or exotic dancer?”
9. “Would you rather see your partner having sex with some random guy or get caught making out with her cousin?”
10. “Would you rather fuck someone with nipple piercings or clit piercings?”
11. “Would you rather get caught having sex or kissing a blowup doll?”
12. “Would you rather lose your erection in the middle of sex or start crying at the end of sex?”
13. “Would you rather date a girl with butt implants or fake boobs?”
14. “Would you rather send the wrong person an explicit sext or send them a dick pic?”
15. “Would you rather receive only oral for the rest of your life or only give anal for the rest of your life?”
16. “Would you rather get a call from someone you slept with saying she has an STD or that she’s pregnant?”
17. “Would you rather have your fingers buried in your partner’s back during sex or your partner’s leg wrapped around your waist during sex?”
18. “Would you rather have a threesome with a set of twins or two celebrities?”
19. “Would you rather be with someone who loves to strip tease or who knows how to tease with their lips?”
20. “Would you rather have a small penis and stronger orgasms or a big penis and less intense orgasms?”
21. “Would you rather give anal sex to a strange old woman or get oral sex from a strange old woman?”
22. “Would you rather have sex with Rihanna or Shakira?”
23. “Would you rather have someone accidentally bite down on your dick or your balls?”
24. “Would you rather sniff your friend’s underwear or wear a bra to school/work?”
25. “Would you rather sleep with a girl who refused to let you touch her boobs or her butt?”
26. “Would you rather watch porn or go to a strip club?”
27. “Would you rather stop getting handjobs or stop getting blowjobs?”
28. “Would you rather sleep with a girl with big titties or a nice ass?”
29. “Would you rather have sex with a corpse or never have sex again?”
30. “Would you rather have a threesome with your girlfriend and her sister or your girlfriend and your cousin?”
31. “Would you rather your girl saw a sex video of you and your cousin or you and her best friend?”
32. “Would you rather have a one night stand with a pornstar or with your long-term crush?”
33. “Would you rather your girlfriend was an ex-porn star, or your sister was currently a porn star?”
34. “Would you rather have sex with a woman with no arms or a woman with no legs?”
35. “Would you rather walk around with an erection from 6am-5:59 pm or never be able to have an erection from 6 pm – 5:59 am.”
36. “Would you rather be able to last long in bed or make a girl cum anytime you want?”
37. “Would you rather seduce your female boss or seduce your next door neighbor’s daughter?”
38. “Would you rather get cum in your girlfriend’s hair or on her face?”
39. “Would you rather watch a sex tape of your ex with that guy she told you not to worry about or a sex tape of your sister?”
40. “Would you rather have sex with your best friend’s mother or your mother’s best friend?”
41. “Would you rather eat a pussy or finger a pussy?”
42. “Would you rather have a feminine voice or a small dick?”
43. “Would you rather be a male prostitute or be a pimp?”
44. “Would you rather have sex with a girl with a small ass or a girl with small boobs?”
45. “Would you rather have sex with a biter or a screamer?”
46. “Would you rather your partner goes deeper during sex or goes faster during sex?”
47. “Would you rather your parents saw your semen on the couch or saw used condoms in between the couch?”
48. “Would you rather have sex with someone with a bushy pubic area or someone with a clean-shaven pubic area?”
Freaky Would You Rather Questions
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1. Would you rather have hands instead of feet or feet instead of hands?
2. Would you rather be a girl with a penis or a boy with a vagina?
3. Would you rather have sandpaper hands or no genitals?
4. Would you rather have severe hammer toe or holes in your fingers?
5. Would you rather lose your sex organs forever or gain 200lbs for the rest of your life?
6. Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon?
7. Would you rather have no penis or five penises?
8. Would you rather have no arms or no legs?
9. Would you rather have no fingers or no eyes?
10. Would you rather have knives for fingers or penises for fingers?
11. You’re on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather they are top-half fish or they are bottom-half fish?
12. Would you rather have a vagina on your forehead or have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?
13. Would you rather have accordions for legs or have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of the popular music?
14. Would you rather have no knees or no elbows?
15. Would you rather have pubic hair for teeth or teeth for pubic hair?
16. Would you rather be completely bald or covered from head to toe with hair?
17. Would you rather have a horse’s tail or a unicorn horn?
18. Would you rather have a pig nose or a monkey face?
19. Would you rather have a penis-sized nipple or a nipple-sized penis?
20. Would you rather have nostrils that look like vaginas or a vagina that looks like a nostril?
21. Would you rather have six lips or 34 fingers?
22. Would you rather have Crayolas for teeth or Shrimp for nipples?
23. Would you rather have Twizzlers for hair or Sharpie permanent markers for fingers?
24. Would you rather have a Bobblehead or a horizontal butt-crack?
25. Would you rather have a 2-inch penis or man boobs?
26. Would you rather have a third leg or a third arm?
27. Would you rather have 17 testicles or just one the size of a coconut?
28. Would you rather have a ketchup dispensing navel or a pencil-sharpening nostril?
29. Would you rather lose your leg from an IED explosion (amputated mid femur) or lose your arm from an IED explosion (amputated mid numerous)?
30. Would you rather be born with a camel’s hump or hump a camel?
Flirty Would You Rather Questions
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1. Would you rather kiss a girl or be kissed by a girl?
2. Would you rather be single or in a relationship?
3. Would you rather give or receive in the bedroom?
4. Would you rather hold my hand or put your arm around my waist?
5. Would you rather kiss a girl on the first date or wait?
6. Would you rather a girl wear lingerie or just be completely nude?
7. Would you rather be the one caressing a girl or be caressed by her?
8. Would you rather have a short term or a lengthy relationship with a girl?
9. Would you rather date someone who prioritized looks, or someone who prioritized money?
10. Would you rather see a girl in a short dress, shorts, or a skirt?
11. Would you rather a girl or a guy make the first move?
12. Would you rather make love for hours but only once a week or have short, 5-minute sessions every day?
13. Would you rather keep searching for true love or give up on the first heartbreak?
14. Would you rather peck on the lips or French kiss?
15. Would you rather have one partner or several at once?
16. Would you rather date a good girl or a bad girl?
17. Would you rather slow dance to a romantic song or grind to a fast beat?
18. Would you rather make the first move or wait for her to do it?
19. Would you rather cuddle or make out?
20. Would you rather have a hot girlfriend or an OK girl with a great personality?
21. Would you rather date a good kisser or a good lover?
22. Would you rather take a shower with me or a bath with me?
23. Would you rather give priority to a sexy figure or brainy one?
24. Would you rather sleep naked or in pajamas?
25. Would you rather check out a girl from the front or the back?
26. Would you rather date a girl who surprises you or a girl who is blunt?
27. Would you prefer a to go on a date with your partner or would you rather stay in and have a one-night stand?
28. Would you rather see me naked or have me see you naked?
29. Would you rather get smacked on the butt or kissed on the cheek?
30. Would you rather date someone older or younger than you?
Disgusting & Gross Would You Rather Questions
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1. Would you rather eat a small can of cat food or eat two rotten tomatoes?
2. Would you rather always smell rotten meat or always smell skunk?
3. Would you rather always have a booger in your nose that moves when you breathe in and out or a piece of food stuck between your two front teeth?
4. Would you rather not be allowed to wash your hands for a month or your hair for a month?
5. Would you rather eat chocolate pudding that tastes like shit or a shit that tastes like chocolate pudding?
6. Would you rather drink a cup of your mom’s period blood or a cup of your dad’s sperm?
7. Would you rather poop out 400,000 gallons of mayonnaise or 1 shuriken?
8. Would you rather eat a used tampon or a liter of diarrhea?
9. Would you rather eat a pube sandwich or drink a vomit milkshake?
10. Would you rather have diarrhea during your wedding ceremony or have diarrhea during your wedding night?
11. Would you rather have pit stains for a month straight or sniff all of your co-workers’ poop?
12. Would you rather fall into a pit of clipped toenails or get a nosebleed every time you sneeze?
13. Would you rather peel off a hobo’s scabs or suck on sweat-stained socks?
14. Would you rather pull out a never-ending ingrown hair or pee whenever you cough?
15. Would you rather have your sweat turn into mucus or have your sweat turn into semen?
16. Would you rather suck a used tampon dry or make out with a public toilet seat?
17. Would you rather drink your friend’s menstrual blood or pop your dad’s back pimple, and pus squirts into your eye?
18. Would you rather get explosive diarrhea every time you meet your boss or every time you meet your SO’s parents?
19. Would you rather crap your pants in public once a year for the rest of your life or crap yourself in private every day for the rest of your life?
20. Would you rather drink a venti Starbucks cup filled with mayo, or filled with ketchup?
21. Would you rather eat gum off the street, or lick the bottom of your shoe?
22. Would you rather French kiss an 80-year-old man, or let a dog lick inside your mouth?
23. Would you rather eat a worm straight from the ground, or munch on a cockroach?
24. Would you rather sweat pickle juice, or cry tiny rocks?
25. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or with three fat men with bad breath?
26. Would you rather run your tongue down ten feet of a new york city street or press your tongue into a strangers nostril?
27. Would you rather lick up someone else’s vomit, or let someone pee in your mouth and swallow it?
28. Would you rather live in a world where nobody cleans up crap after their dog, or everybody, including you, has to pick it up bare-handed?
29. Would you rather drink a shot of yak spit or a teaspoon of snail slime?
30. Would you rather french kiss a dog or have a baby spit up drool into your open mouth?