When you first start dating, you will be in ignorant bliss. Even the hottest girlfriend in the world has faults. Often, we learn to live with such girls because, let’s face the truth, we have faults of our own.
Want to know if your girlfriend is a total psycho? We have provided 12 sure signs that she may just be insane.
Sign #1 – She Needs to Know Where You Are & What You Are Doing at All Times
Have you just left your house and noticed that your phone is ringing and ringing? Perhaps you are driving down the highway with the annoying sound of receiving one text message after another.
When she needs to know where you are at all times, you may be dating a psycho. Her controlling aspect is not cute, comforting nor acceptable!
Keep in mind: If she demands to know where you are and what you are doing each hour of your day, there may be trouble brewing in a paradise!
Sign #2 – She Is Enraged by Trivial Things
Did you come home two minutes late to the sound of yelling and perhaps even glass breaking?
When your psycho girlfriend is throwing a tantrum over trivial things, you have to consider that she might be crazy. On the other hand, you should hear an ear full if you come home 4 hours late, and she was waiting to go on a romantic date with you!
Pay attention: The enraged girlfriend may yell, scream, cry, threaten, punch, scratch, and even bite. As a man, you need to realize when her anger is real or when she is becoming enraged because you forgot to put the toilet seat down!
Sign #3 – She Is Making up Extreme Lies
Lies, lies, and more lies seem to come out of each and every psycho. You are geared up and ready to go fishing when suddenly she calls you crying hysterically because someone just abused her!
You rush over to her house and find that there are no scratches, bruises, and she even has all of her makeup on.
After a few times of outlandish claims, you realize she was logged into Facebook or Tweeting about her boring day when she was making all of these false claims.
Keep in mind: When she is lying to extremes to get your attention, she is purely psycho. The crazy one that is only acceptable on a one-night stand when you will never have to deal with it again.
Sign #4 – She Is Developing Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde Behavior
A beautiful smile may mean she is in a happy mood when suddenly, she turns to crying and utter anger. When she is in the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde frame of mind, she will be like 2 completely different people!
Perhaps she was smiling two minutes ago, and now she is scratching your arm to the point that you are bleeding.
Keep in mind: For all intents and purposes, her demeanor should never change to the point where she is an entirely different person in the blink of an eye!
Sign #5 – She Never Respects Your “Needs or Decisions”
Do your needs seem to never matter?
Perhaps you are upset and she just doesn’t care because she is happy. You may also find that your decisions are overruled and your most pertinent needs are laughed at by her!
Keep in mind: Not only is she selfish, but she will turn into the psycho that you were afraid of in the beginning.
Sign #6 – She Is Extremely Jealous
Contrary to the popular belief, as a man, you are allowed to have girls and guys that are your best buddies!
When you go out and she gives you a guilt trip or she starts fights with your friends because she is jealous, she has control issues that will only grow worse over time.
Keep in mind: Minor jealousy is cute, but extreme can drive a person crazy!
Sign #7 – She Never Takes Responsibility for Anything
Do you seem always to be wrong in everything that you do?
Her not taking responsibility is not just annoying, but it may be a sign that she has the feared god complex.
Keep in mind: When she doesn’t take responsibility for her faults and everything you do is wrong, you will want to get out of the relationship quickly.
Sign #8 – She Becomes Real Online Stalker
Ding, ding, ding – one after another. The sound of an instant message reaching your Facebook or Skype followed by a dozen other SMS messages from the girl that you think you like can be overwhelming.
The messages start piling up and after 5 minutes you are getting texts saying:
- “Don’t ignore me!”
- “I am done with this!”
- “I am sorry!”
- “How can you do this to me?”
- “We are over!”
Pay attention: When she turns from jealous to online stalker, you will often find that she hacked your email, she wants to share a social account or has added all of your friends, she even adds you on accounts that you haven’t logged into in years! This one is a real sign of crazy girlfriend, trust me.
Sign #9 – She Needs Constant Attention
Attention is something that every person wants. After all, we love to know that others love us and want to show us their affection.
However, when her need is getting out of control, you can easily tell that she has a problem.
Pay attention: She may need you to break plans with your friends regularly. She calls you obsessively. She tries separating you from your friends and family. She cries and lies to get your attention!
Sign #10 – She Is Well-Known Drama Queen
When she has been dubbed a someone who loves attention by her closest persons, you know that something isn’t right in Kansas. In fact, she may find that no one wants to be her friend anymore and people half-jokingly call her a drama queen.
Keep in mind: When she has been dubbed this way, judge for yourself how dramatic she really is. While not the craziest trait, when she is dramatic about everything, she may be a psycho in the making!
Sign #11 – She Often Threatens to Hurt or Kill Herself
“If you leave me, I will kill myself!”
These are words of a psycho that every man should know. If she actually acts on these claims and does harm herself it is time for you to get out of Dodge.
In fact, you may want to alert her family, change your number, move across the state and switch your name!
Keep in mind: If this is the case, and you decide to leave her, she will not leave you alone for a very, very long time.
Sign #12 – She Has Behavior of a “Social Chameleon”
A social chameleon is often kind and good in front of others, but when your two are alone, she “changes her color” and shows her true nature!
When a person blends into a social setting and then suddenly turns into a screaming monster the moment you leave, this person should be left on the side of the road!
Being social is great, but when she goes from one face in front of your friends to another at home, she may not be the best person you want to take for a visit to your mom or even to your dog for that matter! Is this a real sign of psycho girlfriend? Tell us!
Crazy Signs from Reddit Users
“Girlfriend of 11 months tells me she’s in love with my bestfriend and isn’t attracted to me anymore. That’s fine, why be with someone who doesn’t want to be with you. We break up. A month later she shows up at my door claiming to be pregnant. I call bullshit (for a number of reasons), but mostly because she refuses to take a pregnancy test.
When I stop returning her calls or opening the door for her she calls my mother in the middle of the night screaming about her pregnancy. My mother is smart enough to know its a lie. A week goes by with nothing, then I get a knock at the door from two uniformed police officers. She claimed I raped and beat her.
Everything worked out when they finally realize how bat shit crazy she was. Its been three years and I haven’t heard from her thankfully.”
“We were supposed to fly down to Florida for a vacation when I got a phone call that my brother got hit by a drunk driver and was hanging on to his life by a thread.
I cancelled the trip to be with my brother. She was pissed, started throwing a temper tantrum just moments after me finding out my brother might actually die. I settled her down and told her I’d take her another time.
A couple of weeks later, he is recovering, but is stacked with medical bills and needed to do physical therapy. I take the money I had left for the trip and paid for some of his medical bills.
My girlfriend lost it when I told her. She threw her coffee mug and started hitting me. All this while yelling “I work hard every fucking day and this is what I get?” She didn’t have a job and didn’t do anything around the house, so that should give you an idea of what she was like.
I told her she had the rest of the day to get her shit and get the fuck out. What does she do? Call her brother to come threaten me.”
“I’d married an American girl, and moved to the States. All fine at first, but over time it became apparent that she didn’t like my family and friends back in the UK, and didn’t want me to be in touch. A friend of mine from the UK came to visit after a few years.
Initially she was happy for him to stay with us, but then when he arrived, she took an instant dislike, and banned him from the house. I arranged a motel room for him, but then she didn’t want me helping him financially (he didn’t need help, so I don’t even know where that idea came from), so she emptied our joint account of all our money so I couldn’t access it.
And when I drove my friend to the station (about an hour’s drive away), she was going to report the car as stolen so I couldn’t use it. She didn’t in the end, thank god… I would likely have been shot, as I didn’t know to stay in the car if pulled over in the States…
Dropped my friend off, apologised profusely. Grabbed a load of train time tables, and signed up for credit cards and a bank account in my name only. Went home, tried to patch things up with her, but at that point I knew I’d compromised enough, and I didn’t want to stay with her.
Three weeks later, marriage was over. And two weeks after that I was back in the UK, ready to start over.”
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