So you are looking for a sex quote that will make your mind racing with kinky thoughts? Look no further!

In this article you will find:
  • 30 Sex Quotes
  • 20 Raunchy and Dirty Quotes

List of 30 Best Sex Quotes Ever


1. “Life is like sex, you can either lie back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.”
– Author unknown
2. “My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.”
– Les Dawson
3. “The best things in life make you sweaty.”
– Author unknown
4. “I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
– Woody Allen
5. “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
– Billy Crystal


6. “I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”
– Author unknown
7. “Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m using my hand but I’m thinking of you.”
– Author unknown
8. “Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.”
– Robert A. Heinlein
9. “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
– Oscar Wilde
10. “Sex is emotion in motion.”
– Mae West


11. “Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful – provided you get between the right man and the right woman.”
– Woody Allen
12. “For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.”
– Jay Leno
13. “If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
– Frank Zappa
14. “Food is like sex. When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.”
– Beth McCollister
15. “Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookie.”
– Alec Baldwin


16. “Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.”
– Jimmy Dean
17. “Sex is like money; only too much is enough.”
– John Updike
18. “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.”
– Author unknown
19. “You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”
– Steve Martin
20. “I am always looking for meaningful one-night stands.”
– Dudley Moore


21. “What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.”
– Edward Dahlberg
22. “Kissing – and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing – is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down.”
– Drew Barrymore
23. “The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.”
– Brendan Behan
24. “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
– Mae West
25. “Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours.”
– Spalding Gray


26. “We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”
– Lily Tomlin
27. “I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
– Johnny Carson
28. “I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.”
– Chelsea Handler
29. “Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.”
– Swami X
30. “I remember the first time I had sex — I kept the receipt.”
– Graucho Marx

BONUS: 20 Raunchy & Dirty Quotes to Make Your Juices Flowing


31. “In public, you are his princess. In private, you are his dirty little girl.”
32. “I licked it, so it is mine!”
33. “Real men don´t wear pink. They eat it!”
34. “Push me up against the wall and do dirty things to me.”
35. “It may be between your legs, but it belongs to me. Understand?”
dirty-quote-236. “Spank me. It’s the only way I learn.”
37. “Excuse me for being too forward but your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like.”
38. “I want to fuck you like you’ve never been fucked before, to leave you unable to think, only feel and be lost in the moment, to lose yourself and reach orgasms like never before.”
39. “Eyes on me, baby. Always on me!”
40. “Don’t keep calm. Rip my clothes off, spin me around, grab my hair and fuck me like you hate me!”


41. “I swear to you I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name!”
42. “I want you to taste me on your fingers.”
43. “Your face look better between my legs!”
44. “Hold me tight and fuck me right.”
45. “I won´t say it twice. Strip down and get on your knees. Right now!”
dirty-quote-446. “Tell me I am your slut!”
47. “What’s the difference between being HUNGRY and being HORNY? It is where you put your cucumber!”
48. “I love the way you fuck me.”
49. “Kiss my neck, bite me, pull my hair, trace my spine, hold me down, use your tongue, make me moan, don´t stop till I am shaking!”
50. “Be gentle with me, be sweet and kind. Oh hell!! Who am I kidding? Flip me over, ride my ass and pull my hair!!!”