140+ Space & Astronomy Pick Up Lines

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Are you looking for astronomy or space pick up lines? Then look no further as we have the largest collection of ready-to-use examples for verbal as well as electronic communication.

Just choose a category from our table of contents below that best suits your needs and select a pick up line that you like the most. Although these may not be as effective as others, they are extremely funny.

Please, let us know which one works for you the most in the comments section below this article.

DIRTY PICK UP LINES FOR NASA ASTRONAUT

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astronaut

CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “Hey girl! Let me orbit around that ass.”

2. “Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?”

3. “I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus. ”

4. “Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?”

5. “Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”

6. “My spaceship is ready. Wanna ride?”

7. “Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma-ray burst?”

8. “How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? We can learn about astronomy then afterward maybe I can explore Uranus.”

9. “Care to experience some thrust?”

10. “You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.”

11. “Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that’s constantly expanding?”

12. “Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?”

13. “Baby you make my telescope expand.”

14. “Nice asteroids.”

15. “Wanna initiate a docking maneuver?”

16. “Wanna join the hundred-thousand-mile-high club?”

17. “Wanna observe the Big Dipper? Hehe.”

18. “You’d better call me William Herschel because I’m gonna discover Uranus.”

19. “NASA said that there will only be 7 planets left when I’m done with Uranus.”

20. “Baby your like a black hole, you just suck men up.”

21. “You can use my telescope anytime. Hehe.”

22. “You are hot like a perfect star baby, mind if I enter your Goldilocks Zone?”

23. “I’m a star. Wanna taste the Milky Way?”

24. “What do you say we observe each other through naked eyes?”

25. “They call me the milky way… Pleasure You Can’t Measure.”

26. “Hey baby, you’re out of this world. Wanna see my milky way?”

27. “I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus [Your anus].”

28. “I’ll show you the world if you show me Uranus.”

29. “My planet wasn’t big enough for my d*ck.”

30. “If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.”

31. “Hey Baby, my curiosity makes me want to rover all over your body.”

32. “Come and ride my star rocket… feel it explode, with the thrust of two engines transporting my load.”

33. “Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.”

34. “Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?”

35. “Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.”

36. “How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?”

37. “Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.”

38. “Buckle up! It is time for the re-entry.”

39. “In space, no one can hear us scream.”

40. “Wait till you see the size of my rocket.”

CHEESY PICK UP LINES ABOUT STARS, UNIVERSE, GALAXY & OUTER SPACE

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.”

2. “Your eyes look like dark black holes, but that’s alright because I like astronomy.”

3. “Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.”

4. “How about you and I form a binary system?”

5. “I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.”

6. “You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.”

7. “Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world.”

8. “Ever wonder what’s happening under Orion’s belt?”

9. “Hey, how’d you like to recreate the Big Bang?”

10. “If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.”

11. “Baby, you’re like a white dwarf star, extremely hot but not very bright.”

12. “Hey baby, you caught my Curiosity, mind if I explore you a little?”

13. “I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.”

14. “If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.”

15. “Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine…”

16. “Wanna see how a Pulsar feels like?”

17. “The Universe must revolve around you because your gravitational forces are banging.”

18. “A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.”

19. “Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?”

20. “Starlight, starbright why don’t you come home with me tonight!”

21. “Are you wearing space pants? ‘Cause that ass is out of this world!”

22. “My pants are approaching escape velocity.”

23. “Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?”

24. “Your eyes are brighter than Sirius.”

25. “Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?”

26. “Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.”

27. “Your smile is like a black hole, nothing can escape it’s pull.”

28. “How does it feel? [She asks – What?] To be the only star in the sky.”

29. “Is your dad a thief? Why? Cause I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.”

30. “You make me hotter than NML Cygni.”

31. “Wow girl, you feel like a comet; you are a once in a lifetime experience and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?”

32. “You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.”

33. “You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.”

34. “Where do you hide your halo?”

35. “I wish half of the stars in the sky would shine as brightly as your eyes.”

36. “You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.”

37. “Every time I look at you I feel like an astronaut… Your beauty makes me float.”

38. “In this entire universe, all I want is you.”

39. “Your smile is like a supernova… Brighter than anything in the universe.”

40. “Let me be your nebula so you can be my baby star.”

41. “Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry… That’s your eyes.”

42. “Baby you must be a black hole, your gravity is irresistible.”

43. “Girl are you a meteor shower? Because I’m watching you from my window.”

44. “Girl you must be blue star because you’re the hottest around right now.”

45. “Do you believe in the big bang theory?”

46. “Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?”

47. “Your beauty is a singularity… The force of attraction between us is so powerful.”

48. “You throw my center of gravity off.”

49. “What is your energy-to-mass ratio?”

50. “I can’t resist your gravitational pull.”

51. “You are hot to the core aren’t you?!”

52. “I wish I were one of your Northern Lights.”

PICK UP LINES ABOUT SOLAR SYSTEM, SUN, MOON & PLANETS

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.”

2. “Quick, kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys the earth.”

3. “Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.”

4. “Mind if my comet enters your solar system?”

5. “Are you into astronomy? Because your ass is out of this world.”

6. “I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.”

7. “Your beauty is as rare as a Venus eclipse.”

8. “Did you hear about Pluto? That’s messed up, right?”

9. “I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big and I cannot lie.”

10. “You must be the seventh planet in the solar system because I love Uranus.”

11. “Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.”

12. “Hey, beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.”

13. “Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.”

14. “Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.”

15. “I think you would beat the moon in a pretty contest.”

16. “I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.”

17. “Why look at the moon, if I can not touch it? Why look at your lips, if I can not kiss them.”

18. “Venus must be missing a Venusian.”

19. “I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.”

20. “Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity.”

21. “You must be Saturn because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!”

22. “The moon looks nice tonight… Like your face.”

23. “Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.”

24. “If I was a planet and you my moon, I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.”

25. “I don’t care what Copernicus says, you’re the only planet to me.”

26. “I can’t promise you the moon and stars, but I can promise you Mars.”

27. “I’d like to be in a geostationary orbit around you.”

28. “Is your nickname Mars? Cause you look habitable.”

29. “Do you see the moon out there? It so beautiful and shiny, just like your smile.”

30. “I will protect you from dangers just like Jupiter is protecting inner planets from asteroids with its massive gravity.”

31. “Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!”

32. “Venus ain’t got nothing on you.”

ALIEN PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “Do you want me to probe you?”

2. “Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.”

3. “What did the Alien say to the cow? I’m gonna mootilate you!”

4. “What’s a nice girl like you doing in a galaxy like this?”

5. “Want an out-of-this-world experience?”

6. “Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.”

7. “Have you ever had a close encounter of the pantless kind?”

8. “You look familiar, have I probed you before?”

9. “Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you walked into mine…”

10. “You know what’s faster than the speed of light? My heart when I just think of you.”

11. “So what’s your star sign?”

12. “Why do so many of you show up in Vegas?”

13. “Hey baby, wanna take a ride in my saucer?”

14. “What goes faster than the speed of light? Me getting the hell outta there when I first saw your ship!”

15. “Where have you been, for the first 900 years of my life?”

16. “If you were a laser, you’d be set on ‘stunning’.”

17. “So, what’s a nice gray like you doing in a place like this?”

18. “We come for a piece!”

19. “How do you debunk an alien? By throwing him/her out of bed.”

20. “What´s your stance on wormholing?”

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