430+ Most Dirty Pick Up Lines Ever

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There are various things you can say to pick up girls. These can be sweet, cheesy or even funny. Some guys feel a little more courageous and dare to use lines that are really dirty.

Using kinky pickup lines is just a funny (yet flirty) way to open up a conversation.

The best part? She will instantly know that you are considering her to be really attractive and sexy. Just keep in mind that some may result in a slap across your face.

Some of these 430+ dirty pick-up lines may actually get her to go home with you while others are too vulgar and will insult her.

FUNNY & HILARIOUS (BUT STILL DIRTY) PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “I’m Asian, so I’ll eat your cat.”

2. “I heard you are looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.”

3. “Smile, if you want to have sex with me.”

4. “What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.”

5. “You’re like Pringles; once I pop you, I can’t stop you.”

6. “Will you marry me for just one night?”

7. “Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.”

8. “Oh, you like sleeping?… Me too! We should do it together sometime!”

9. “Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.”

10. “I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!”

11. “You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life, and I just want it for one night.”

12. “Are you from Japan because I’d like to get in japanties.”

13. “Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, just – Fuck it.”

14. “You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I’m 5.”

15. “My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.”

16. “You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.”

17. “What’s the speed limit of sex? [Girl: What?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!”

18. “I’m not trying to pressure you. I don’t want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.”

19. “Do you want to have good sex? [Girl: No!] Well then come to my place!”

20. “You remind me of my cousin. [Girl: How?] I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I can’t.”

21. [Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl.] “Smile if you want to have sex with me.” [Watch her smile!]

22. “What’ll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.”

23. “Let me eat you for an hour. If you don’t want to have sex after that, we won’t.”

24. “That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.”

25. “I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex. Wanna help?”

26. “I’m not an expert in hardware, but I know that you’d be able to screw my nuts off.”

27. “Sex is a killer … want to die happy?”

28. “Want to taste my dick? [Girl: What!?!] I said: Do you want to taste my drink?”

29. “Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let’s begin.”

30. “Hey, you wanna do a 68? [Girl: What?] You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.”

31. “Hey! tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes.”

32. “I think my allergies are acting up. Cuz every time you’re around my dick swells up.”

33. “Those boobs look very heavy… can I hold them for you?”

34. [Use index finger to call someone over then say] “I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.”

35. “I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!”

36. “Hello girl, I am a bisexual. I´d like to buy you a drink … and then get sexual.”

37. “We should totally meet up for a pizza and f*ck. [Girl: No!] What, you don’t like pizza?”

38. “I would tell you a joke about my p*nis… but it is too long.” 🙂

39. “Let’s play “Titanic.” When I say “Iceberg!” you do down.”

40. “I’m an astronaut. My next mission is exploring Uranus.” [Uranus = your anus]

41. “Screw me if I’m wrong but haven’t we met before?”

42. “Let’s play carpenter. Let’s get hammered first, and then I’ll nail you.”

43. “Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let’s go to my room and put our pieces together.”

CHEESY & CORNY (BUT STILL DIRTY) PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “Is there a cell phone in your back pocket? Cause that ass is calling me!”

2. “You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.”

3. “I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.”

4. “I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.”

5. “Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?”

6. “You must be a yogurt because I want to spoon you.”

7. “Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.”

8. “Miss, If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?”

9. “Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face, and I guess how much you weigh.”

10. “Roses are black; violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?”

11. “That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?”

12. “Can I park my car in your garage? It’s pretty big, but it doesn’t leak.”

13. “Damn baby, are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise.”

14. “Is your father a lumberjack [Girl: No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.”

15. “I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.”

16. “You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.”

17. “Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes.”

18. “My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.”

19. “Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.”

20. “You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.”

21. “Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place!”

22. “I named my dick “the truth” cause bitches can’t handle it!”

23. “I’m either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.”

24. “I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?”

25. “I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?”

26. “I’m the doctor of love baby, and you’re overdue for your meat injection!”

27. “My friend and I made a bet, and I need to check if those are implants.”

28. “What are you doing tonight besides me?”

29. “You know what I like in a girl? [Girl: What?] My dick.”

30. “Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.”

31. “You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.”

32. “You should join the circus. [Girl: Why?] So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.”

33. “Wanna play “kite”? I lay down, you blow, and we’ll see how high you can make me.”

34. “Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore…. My face should be among them.”

35. “Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?”

36. “I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest.”

37. “Yeah, it’s big, and if you pet it, it spits.”

38. “Let’s play house… you can be the door, so I can slam you all I want!”

39. “My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?”

40. “Are you cold? Would you like a jacket? Because you can jack it when we get back to my place.”

41. “Hey, do you have an inhaler? Cause you got that ass ma!”

42. “Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!”

43. “Do you live on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.”

44. “Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.”

45. “Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?”

46. “I’m peanut butter, and you’re jelly. Let’s have sex.”

47. “Let’s play strip poker. You strip, and I’ll poke you.”

48. “Do you, by any chance, have any Italian in you? Would you like some?” [use any ethnicity you want]

49. “I’m just like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.”

50. “How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, poached or fertilized?”

51. “If you jingle my bells, I can promise you a white Christmas.”

DIRTY PICK UP LINES TO TEASE HER

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “My magical watch says you’re not wearing any panties… oh, you are? Damn, it must be an hour fast…”

2. “You’re like my little toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.”

3. “I might not go down in history, but I’ll gladly go down on you!”

4. “What time do you get off? Can I watch?”

5. “You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?”

6. “You’re on my list of things to do tonight.”

7. “Wasn’t I supposed to eat you somewhere?”

8. “What do I have to do to be your booty call?”

9. “May I pleasure you with my tongue?”

10. “Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?”

11. “My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.”

12. “My place… Eight o’clock… Bring a friend.”

13. “Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.”

14. “Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.”

15. “I’m jealous of your dress. [Girl: Why?] Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.”

16. “You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.”

17. “Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?”

18. “So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?”

19. “That’s a nice smile. It’d look better if it was all you were wearing!”

20. “Try me once and if you don’t like it, what have you wasted? What, six hours of your life? It’d be more if you want foreplay.”

21. “You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.”

22. “Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.”

23. “That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.”

24. “I’m conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?”

25. “Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!”

26. “You know how your hair would look really good? [Girl: No.] In my lap.”

27. “The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.”

28. “Oh, you’re on your period? That’s okay; pirates aren’t afraid to sail the Red Sea.”

29. “The Trojans loved Helen so much they jumped into a horse; I love you so much I wanna jump into a Trojan.”

30. “My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-string.”

31. “Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other.”

32. [Walk up to a female and look at her crotch then look at her face back to crotch to face and say] “Are you gonna eat that?”

33. “Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses, one leg over each ear.”

34. “I can touch your belly button . . . from the inside?”

35. “You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?”

36. “Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.”

37. “Hey there, I just took some Cialis, and I have 18 hours left.”

38. “My cat’s dead, can I play with your pussy instead?”

39. “First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips; then, I’ll move up to your belly button.”

40. “I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead!”

41. “Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.”

42. “Let’s bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.”

43. “Let’s go to your place and love each other until my dick falls in your pussy.”

44. “It sure is hot and stuffy in here. Would you like to take a cold shower?”

45. “I’m really not a dick in real life, but I can play one in you tonight.”

46. “I know a really great way to burn off calories in that drink.”

47. “You’ve been very naughty. Go to my room!”

48. “You have a great set of legs. What time do they open?”

49. “There’s a party at your ankles. Should we invite your pants to come on down?”

RAUNCHY PICK UP LINES TO USE ON HER

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “There are eight planets in the universe, but only seven after I destroy Uranus.”

2. “Wanna fuck like bunnies?”

3. “I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!”

4. “Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it.”

5. “Do you like warm weather? Cause I’m gonna put my warm balls on your face weather you like it or not.”

6. “So, what are the chances of my balls slappin’ your ass tonight?”

7. “We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck.”

8. “The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.”

9. “My dick is like a catnip; it’ll make a cougar like you go wild.”

10. “Do you like chocolate? Because you’re gonna choke a lot on this dick.”

11. “You have pretty eyeballs. Of course, they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.”

12. “I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pussy.”

13. “Come here or my dick will start CUMING for you!”

14. “Why don’t you get on your knees and smile like a donut?”

15. “My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?”

16. “Oh, you’re a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong.] Well, would you take this for a swallow?” [Warning: This could lead to sexual harassment and charges against you so do not use it.]

17. “We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.”

18. “I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my d*ck disappear.”

RAUNCHY PICK UP LINES TO USE ON GUY

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “You look hungry. Luckily, I have a never-ending supply of cream for you.”

2. “I’m not a construction worker, but I would like to use your wood.”

3. “My beaver is dying for some wood. Can you help?”

4. “I’m scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room and help me test all my condoms?”

5. “I can take my pants off in two seconds. Let’s see how long it takes you.”

6. “Tell me your name, so I know what to scream tonight.”

7. “You remind me of my cousin. [He: How?] I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I can’t.”

8. “Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.”

9. “Sex is a killer. Do you wanna die happy?”

10. “You look familiar. Have we had sex before? [He: No] Well, we should.”

11. “You don’t have a ring, and neither do I. Want to go back to my place?”

12. “I need help filling a hole. Would you mind giving me a hand?”

13. “You’ve been a very bad boy. It’s time to spank you.”

14. “Do you train cats? [He: No, why?] Because you just made my p*ssy cum!”

15. “If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?”

16. “Those are some nice pants! Mind if I test the zipper?”

17. “F*ck me if I’m wrong, but we have plans to have sex tonight.”

18. “I’m wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won’t kiss off?”

19. “My mouth is just aching for your tongue.”

20. “Hello, gorgeous. I’m like a tropical island. I am hot, wet and ready for visitors.”

21. “You look like a really hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.”

22. “I haven’t been on my trampoline in ages, but I would gladly bounce on you.”

23. “I was wondering… Do you sleep on your stomach?” [He: No] Well, can I?”

24. “Do you want to give me an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, but down under.”

25. “I’m not wearing any socks. And I have the underwear to match.”

26. “You never have to worry about me. I never become emotionally involved; everything is just physical.”

27. “I wanna put your thingy into my thingy.”

28. “I wanna floss with your pubic hair.”

29. “I love every bone in my body… Especially yours.”

30. “Are you into one-night stands? [He: No.] Then it’s a good thing it’s daytime.”

31. “Don’t stick out your tongue unless you intend to use it.”

32. “Have you ever slept with a [use the color of your hair]? Now is your chance!”

33. “Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.”

34. “We barely know each other, but let’s practice having sex anyway.”

35. “Hi. I wanted to test my gag reflex and was wondering if you had anything to stick down my throat.”

36. “It’s wet and moist somewhere. Want to feel?”

37. “If I pour chocolate all over my body, will you lick it up?”

38. “Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it.”

39. “Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?”

40. “My night would be perfect if you cum with me.”

41. “Hey there! We should totally meet up for a pizza and f*ck. [He: !!!] What, you don’t like pizza?”

42. “Are you a rainstorm? Because you’re making me soaking wet.”

43. “I’m trying to build a fire between my legs and wouldn’t mind using your wood.”

44. “I hear you’ve been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!”

45. “Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”

46. “I’ll show you my tan lines if you’ll show me yours.”

47. “If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”

48. “Would it be weird if I wanted to bang your brains out, or just that I didn’t call you after?”

49. “How do you like your eggs and sausage in the morning? Scrambled or blown?”

50. “Have you got a napkin? You’re making me wet.”

51. “Don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?”

52. “Are you a Veterinarian? [He: No why?] Because I need you to look at my pussy…”

53. “I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.”

54. “When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?”

55. “I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [He: No.] Well, why don’t we?”

56. “Do you know how to use a whip?”

57. “I don’t like the wine here much, but I would definitely like you trying to make me moan.”

58. “I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.”

59. “Do you want to pretend my legs are made of butter and spread them?”

60. “In my mind, we’re going to have sex anyway, so you might as well be in the room.”

DIRTY MATH PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “You be the numerator, and I will be the denominator, so both of us can reduce to the simplest form.”

2. “Hello baby! Let’s make love like pi; irrational and never-ending.”

3. “Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?”

4. “Hi baby! If you don’t want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.”

5. “I would really like to bisect your angle.”

6. “Hey Girl, can you satisfy my graph?”

7. “Can I explore your mean value?”

8. “I heard you’re sin baby because you’re always on top when we make tangent.”

9. “Nice calculator. Wanna iterate?”

10. “Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.”

11. “How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance?”

12. “Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.”

13. “I’ll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.”

14. “I wish you were the Pythagorean theorem so I can insert my hypotenuse into your legs.”

15. “If I’m sine and you’re cosine, wanna make like a tangent?”

16. “I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.”

17. “Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.”

18. “I’m good at math… let’s add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!”

19. “My life goal is to make you harder than my calculus homework.”

20. “Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity because I want to go all the way with you.”

21. “If you were a graphics calculator, I’d look at your curves all day long!”

22. “Baby you must be a modulus sign, ‘cos whenever you wrap your arms around me I always feel positive!”

23. “Wanna make a composite function?”

24. “Hey baby, can I see what’s under your radical?”

25. “Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than trigonometry.”

26. “You may be out of range, yet I would love to show you my domain.”

27. “If I was a polynomial, how would you expand me?”

28. “I not good at algebra but you and I together make 69!!!”

29. “You make me NP-hard, but I have an algorithm for you to approach me.”

30. “I believe you’ll find my Hardy-Littlewood quite maximal.”

31. “I think our Collatz Conjecture holds: wherever we start, we should end up being one.”

32. “Are you a compact set? Cause I’d love to get you under my finite covers.”

33. “I’ve got an orthogonal non-linear operator that’d I’d love to integrate over your entire surface.”

34. “My covers are open for you.”

35. “My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it?”

36. “Baby, you make me harder than the traveling salesman problem.”

37. “Can I measure your foot with my foot long retraceable stick!”

38. “Your so fine you make the Weierstrass function and Brownian motion differentiable.”

39. “Your body is so curved; I quickly reach Nash equilibrium.”

40. “You and I must be inverse logical functions. Because I could compliment you all day!”

41. “Do you like differential geometry? Because I know someone with a well defined normal vector, who admits all sorts of smooth embeddings and exotic structures.”

42. “Hey baby, I must be in your eigenspace, because you make me grow.”

43. “My legs are separable if you’re doing the splitting.”

44. “Girl, we go together so well. My injective function is onto you.”

45. “I´d like to put my ring of unity around you.”

46. “Can I be the hypotenuse in between your legs.”

47. “How kinky are you? I’ve got some countable chains to make those legs separable.”

48. “You are either a sphere or a donut, decide!”

49. “Hey girl, you must be asking me to evaluate the area under a curve for an unbounded region of x, because my integral’s not the only thing that wants to get improper.”

50. “You must be a conjugate prior, cause that posterior is tractible!”

51. “No, I’d rather be your squeeze theorem – that way I could take it to the limit and hit it from both ends. Actually, if I could be a clopen set in your standard topology, then I could be inside of you, outside of you, and on you all at the same time. But what would be optimal is if I could be the Nash embedding of a Lorentzian manifold in your subset Euclidean space such that your kernel with respect to Rn is a linear transform of mine – that way I could smoothly place myself on your flat areas and extend myself into you.”

52. “Want to come back to my place and do the Box-Cox transformation?”

53. “Call me parabola, Cause there’s a conic section in my pants.”

54. “This is my measuring stick!”

55. “I’m relativistic: the faster I go, the longer I last.”

56. “Baby my symplectic width might be a problem for u but don’t worry.”

57. “Wanna come back to my room and see my copy of Euclid’s “Elements”?”

58. “Baby we’re asymptotic – you get on top of me, and in the limit, we become one.”

59. “I want to have my unit vector on your nullspace.”

60. “I know you’re not holomorphic everywhere so why don’t you let me find your singularities.”

DIRTY CHEMISTRY PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “Let’s meet up… You bring your beaker, and I’ll bring my stirring rod.”

2. “If you were Graphite, I’d be Electron so I can travel freely through your sheets.”

3. “Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt.”

4. “You light up my bunsen.”

5. “I get a charge just from bonding with you.”

6. “Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second… Mind if I join in?”

7. “I’m positive, you’re negative, let’s get together and make a compound.”

8. “Baby you give my electrons a positive charge!”

9. “I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.”

10. “I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed.”

11. “Like roleplay? I’ll be the nucleophile, if you’ll be the electrophile.”

12. “Baby, we’ve got chemistry together… next period.”

13. “Lets go to the lab and see if we can start a fire in that bunsen.”

14. “Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It’s nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.”

15. “I bet you’re like Calcium Bicarbonate – if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!”

16. “Not only are we scientists, but we have the ability to do each other on a table, periodically.”

17. “If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so I could get in you and explode.”

18. [To a scientist] “Hey, can I put my Bunsen In your air-hole?”

19. “Your lab or mine?”

20. “Would you like me to grind my pestle into your mortar?”

21. “I am like calcium bicarbonate. If you get me wet, you will see an explosive reaction.”

22. “I could really see myself periodically doing you on a table.”

23. “You be Flourine and I’ll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron.”

24. “I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?”

25. “Chem students do it on the table periodically.”

26. “Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex.”

27. “You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.”

28. “You are the HCl to my NaOH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together!”

29. “Is it getting hot in here? Or is it just our bond that is forming?”

30. “We have great chemistry, lets do some biology.”

DIRTY STAR WARS PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “Wanna see my lightsaber?”

2. “I’m not such a bad pilot myself… in bed.”

3. “I want you to Jab on my Hutt.”

4. “May my force be inside you.”

5. “I usually Han Solo, but I’d let you turn on my light saber!”

6. “Let’s get hoth and heavy.”

7. “You like Star Wars? Let’s go back to my place and violate the Jedi Code.”

8. “Unlike Han, I won’t shoot first.”

9. “What color is your lightsaber?”

10. “Let us become one with the Force.”

11. “Let me tickle your ewok.”

12. “Girl, you must be an astromech droid, because you R2 good looking… and if you’re lucky, you might get the D2!”

13. “Want to spend the night inside my tauntaun? I promise it doesn’t smell worse on the inside.”

14. “Can you feel my force inside you?”

15. “Why don’t we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?”

16. “The Death Star isn’t the only thing that will explode tonight.”

17. “I want to penetrate your Death Star.”

18. “I want to violate the Jedi code all over you.”

19. “Let me put my lightsaber in your wookie.”

20. “Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn’t mind if you used a little force to choke me.”

21. “I’m here to rescue you. I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.”

22. “When I saw you across the crowded cantina, my crotch felt like it went through an instant carbon freeze chamber.”

23. “They made a new color lightsaber called flesh… wanna see?”

24. “There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.”

25. “Let’s say we go to my place and I show you my dark side.”

26. “Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody.”

27. “Is that a lightsaber in your pants, or are you just really happy to see me?”

28. “I may not look like much, but I’ve got it where it counts, kid.”

29. “My barge isn’t the only thing ready to explode.”

30. “I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all Wookie where it counts, baby.”

DIRTY HARRY POTTER PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “You look like you’d be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?”

2. “So I hear you are the Head Girl of your house…”

3. “There’s more than one Whomping Willow at Hogwarts, you know.”

4. “I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.”

5. “Come with me, and I’ll show you why it’s called the Shrieking Shack.”

6. “My wand has chosen you!”

7. “Trust me; you won’t need a Time-Turner to come again.”

8. “Let’s have a Tri-Wizard tournament: Protect your ‘wand’ from ‘Hogwarts’ when you enter the ‘chamber of secrets’.”

9. “There are other advantages to speaking Parseltongue.”

10. “It’s nine inches of wood with a dragon core, and it didn’t come from Ollivander’s.”

11. “Before she met me, she was just Myrtle.”

12. “My wand? 12 inches, unyielding…”

13. “Save a broom; ride a Quidditch player.”

14. “Hermoine your boobs look very heavy… can I hold them for you?”

15. “I hear Filch has lots of chains in his office, wanna try them out?”

16. “Can I Slytherin your Ravenclaw or would you rather Hufflepuff my Gryffindor?”

17. “Thanks to that body, the Dark Lord has risen again.”

18. “My house is called the Shrieking Shack for a reason. I’ll show you tonight.”

19. “I’m the opposite of an Elf. I only really feel free without any clothes.”

20. “Do you want to see my venomous tentacula?”

21. “Do me; I’m Harry Fucking Potter.”

22. “I’ll remember to protect my wand when entering your chamber of secrets!”

23. “I wanna be your Dumblewhore.”

24. “Let’s practice Alohomora… you can be the door, so I can slam you all I want!”

25. “I’d seek your snitch any day.”

26. “Did you just say “Wingardium Leviosa”? Cause you’ve got me rising, baby.”

27. “Where are you going? We haven’t managed all of our mischiefs just yet.”

28. “Even though I am in Gryffindor, every time I see you something in my pants is Slytherin!”

29. “No, my wand is in my other pocket. I’m just happy to see you.”

30. “Want to learn to speak troll? Don’t worry I can get you grunting in no time.”

DIRTY POKEMON PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “If you were a pokemon, you’d be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!”

2. “If I were a Ghastly, I’d seep right through your pants.”

3. “Let’s make RegiLove!”

4. “I just want to stick it in your wooper.”

5. “I can make your Jigglypuffs sing.”

6. “How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it’s not really viridian.”

7. “I can make your Milktanks moo.”

8. “You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!”

9. “My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you know what I mean.”

10. “Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?”

11. “I like to compare myself with Smeargle… I’m pretty handy with a paintbrush.”

12. “Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?”

13. “I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.”

14. “I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.”

15. “I’ve got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place I’ll show you his move Earthquake (TM 27).”

16. “How about you use REST, so I can sleep with you.”

17. “STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out?”

18. “Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.”

19. “Do you want to help my ekans learn intercourse?”

20. “Do you wanna battle? ‘Cuz my balls are at the ready!”

21. “Don’t make me use my Water Gun all over you!”

22. “I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you.”

23. “Squirtle isn’t the ONLY one that can use water gun. – wink -“

24. “What’s your favorite move? Mine is LICK.”

25. “Do you wanna see what’s in my ball bag?”

26. “Let’s make like the pages of this guidebook and get under the covers.”

27. “I’ve got Masterballs baby.”

28. “I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.”

29. “My Typhlosion knows EXPLOSION!!!”

30. “I’d POUND you with my Piplup.”

31. “My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!”

32. “You’ll be WEEZING after I’m done with you.”

33. “How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?”

34. “If I were a Pidgeotto, I’d GUST your pants off.”

35. “Are you a Hitmonlee? ’Cause your body is kickin’.”

36. “My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth.”

37. “Want to ride my emPOLEon?”

38. “Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?”

39. “I’d love to get a peek at your Rat-tatas!”

40. “If I were a Hitmonchan, I’d Thunderpunch dat ass.”

41. “It’s a good thing that I’m a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!”

42. “I’d like to get in your rock tunnel.”

43. “You make my Darkrai rise.”

44. “Why don’t you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle.”

45. “You make me feel like an Electrode, you give me an EXPLOSION in my pants.”

46. “I’m going to Hoppip into your pants.”

47. “Are you from the Hoenn Region? Because you’re the only HO I see.”

48. “Are you a RARE CANDY? ‘cuz I feel a level-up.”

49. “Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs?”

50. “Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?”

51. “You put the “Double-D” in Dodou.”

52. “I heard Meowth’s not the only mischievious pussy in town.”

53. “Do you wanna see my BELL-SPROUT?”

54. “Can I Squirtle in your Meowth?”

55. “If I were a Clefairy, I’d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.”

56. “I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.”

57. “Is that a TANGELA down there?”

58. “You make my Darkrai rise.”

59. “Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky?”

60. “You´re gonna need a HYPERPOTION by the time I’m done with you.”

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