220+ Best Dirty Pick Up Lines for Girls to Use on Guys

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You’re a strong, independent girl that isn’t afraid to be dominant and pick up guys. While you may have all of the confidence in the world, you may be lost for words once you walk up to him and open up your mouth.

What can you do?

The simple answer is to use a pick-up line that is dirty, playful and a little fun. I always recommend starting with something that reflects your personality and style as it’s more natural and real.

Let’s take a look at 220+ best sexual chat up lines that you can start using today. I have created a list of dirty pick up lines for guys to use on girls as well.

DIRTY, RAUNCHY & VULGAR PICKUP LINES TO USE ON BOYS

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “I’ve been a bad girl, so spank me!”

2. “Wanna have sex? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.”

3. “Want to save water by showering together?”

4. “Excuse me; I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.”

5. “Your boner is giving my nipples an erection.”

6. “Sex is evil; evil is a sin, sins are forgiven, so stick it in.”

7. “Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?”

8. “Boy, you’re making me so hot! I think I need to put your hose in my mouth to put out the fire inside me.”

9. “I am dripping wet waiting for your tongue to help me clean up.”

10. “You know, the ceiling in my bedroom is extremely interesting. Do you want to see it?”

11. “What’s a nice boy like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?”

12. “Shall we let only latex stand between our love?”

13. “Your piston looks a little dry, want me to oil it up?”

14. “Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?”

15. “It’s all fun and games until I drop my panties on the floor.”

16. “What kind of Uber are you – long or short rides?”

17. “You remind me of my pinky toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture imaginable.”

18. “If I would’ve known I’d be getting this wet tonight, I would’ve worn my bikini.”

19. “I can see into the future, and yeah, we’re gonna fuck at least once.”

20. “Tonight could be the night that I am screaming your name.”

21. “Want to watch me do naked yoga sometime? Maybe you could join me as well?”

22. “We can both have a fun time tonight if you just follow me.”

23. “I could hear your cock talking, and it just told me to blow you…. a kiss!”

24. “I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.”

25. “Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?”

26. “Hello, my name is [insert your name here]. I will be your play toy for the night.”

27. “Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!”

28. “Those pants look great on you. But they’d look even better on my floor.”

29. “Have you got any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?”

30. “I’ve been a bad girl, so spank me!”

31. “Are my undies showing? [He: No] Would you like them to?”

32. “You’re the perfect big package that I want to take away from here and unwrap.”

33. “Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice.”

34. “I can dress up any way you like if you will come home with me.”

35. “You can call me the Garbagewoman, cause I wanna handle your junk.”

36. “I’d like to name multiple orgasms after you.”

37. “You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.”

38. “I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What do you say we go upstairs and work out a remedy?”

39. “Do you like sports? [He: Yes.] Well, then let’s play hockey. I’ll be the net, and you can score.”

40. “Have you ever seen a girl swallow an entire banana?” [wink, wink]

41. “You know what would make your face look better? [He: What?] My legs wrapped around it.”

42. “Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you.”

43. “I’m easy, but it looks like you’re hard.”

44. “You smell! [He: What?] It’s okay, we can go take a shower together at my place.”

45. “Want to play hide and take off my panties?”

46. “The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f*ck you on the floor.”

47. “Let’s get out of here and see how loud we can both scream tonight.”

48. “Hey, what’s your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight.”

49. “My batteries are dead, can I borrow your d*ck?”

50. “Are you into one-night stands? [He: No.] Then why don’t you lie down?”

51. “You’re pretty cute. But do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.”

52. “Do you like to eat Mexican? Because you’re heating up my taco.”

53. “Do you like tacos? [He: Yes, why?] Because it’s an all you can eat buffet at my Taco Bell.”

54. “Boy, is your name homework? Because I’m not doing you and I should be.”

55. “My bed is broken, can I sleep in yours?”

56. “I can make you melt in my mouth, or in my hands if you like.”

57. “I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.”

58. “Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?”

59. “I’m not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans. 😉”

60. “Hey. Give me your honest opinion. Do these feel real to you?”

61. “You look like a cowboy. Would you mind riding me?”

62. “Hey, you look like a big strong guy. You think you could handle my p*ssy or is it too much for you?”

63. “Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?”

64. “You know what they say about men with big feet. Want to prove that to me?”

65. “Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you.”

66. “Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.”

67. “Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.”

68. “I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so you might as well be there.”

69. “Pick a number between 1 and 10. [He tells you any number.] You lose, now take off your clothes.”

70. “You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.”

71. “You look hungry. Luckily, I have a never-ending supply of cream for you.”

72. “I’m not a construction worker, but I would like to use your wood.”

73. “My beaver is dying for some wood. Can you help?”

74. “I’m scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room and help me test all my condoms?”

75. “I can take my pants off in two seconds. Let’s see how long it takes you.”

76. “Tell me your name, so I know what to scream tonight.”

77. “You remind me of my cousin. [He: How?] I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I can’t.”

78. “Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.”

79. “Sex is a killer. Do you wanna die happy?”

80. “You look familiar. Have we had sex before? [He: No] Well, we should.”

81. “You don’t have a ring, and neither do I. Want to go back to my place?”

82. “I need help filling a hole. Would you mind giving me a hand?”

83. “You’ve been a very bad boy. It’s time to spank you.”

84. “Do you train cats? [He: No, why?] Because you just made my p*ssy cum!”

85. “If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?”

86. “Those are some nice pants! Mind if I test the zipper?”

87. “F*ck me if I’m wrong, but we have plans to have sex tonight.”

88. “I’m wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won’t kiss off?”

89. “My mouth is just aching for your tongue.”

90. “Hello, gorgeous. I’m like a tropical island. I am hot, wet and ready for visitors.”

91. “You look like a really hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.”

92. “I haven’t been on my trampoline in ages, but I would gladly bounce on you.”

93. “I was wondering… Do you sleep on your stomach?” [He: No] Well, can I?”

94. “Do you want to give me an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, but down under.”

95. “I’m not wearing any socks. And I have the underwear to match.”

96. “You never have to worry about me. I never become emotionally involved; everything is just physical.”

97. “I wanna put your thingy into my thingy.”

98. “I wanna floss with your pubic hair.”

99. “I love every bone in my body… Especially yours.”

100. “Are you into one-night stands? [He: No.] Then it’s a good thing it’s daytime.”

101. “Don’t stick out your tongue unless you intend to use it.”

102. “Have you ever slept with a [use the color of your hair]? Now is your chance!”

103. “Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.”

104. “We barely know each other, but let’s practice having sex anyway.”

105. “Hi. I wanted to test my gag reflex and was wondering if you had anything to stick down my throat.”

106. “It’s wet and moist somewhere. Want to feel?”

107. “If I pour chocolate all over my body, will you lick it up?”

108. “Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it.”

109. “Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?”

110. “My night would be perfect if you cum with me.”

111. “Hey there! We should totally meet up for a pizza and f*ck. [He: !!!] What, you don’t like pizza?”

112. “Are you a rainstorm? Because you’re making me soaking wet.”

113. “I’m trying to build a fire between my legs and wouldn’t mind using your wood.”

114. “I hear you’ve been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!”

115. “Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”

116. “I’ll show you my tan lines if you’ll show me yours.”

117. “If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”

118. “Would it be weird if I wanted to bang your brains out, or just that I didn’t call you after?”

119. “How do you like your eggs and sausage in the morning? Scrambled or blown?”

120. “Have you got a napkin? You’re making me wet.”

121. “Don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?”

122. “Are you a Veterinarian? [He: No why?] Because I need you to look at my pussy…”

123. “I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.”

124. “When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?”

125. “I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [He: No.] Well, why don’t we?”

126. “Do you know how to use a whip?”

127. “I don’t like the wine here much, but I would definitely like you trying to make me moan.”

128. “I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.”

129. “Do you want to pretend my legs are made of butter and spread them?”

130. “In my mind, we’re going to have sex anyway, so you might as well be in the room.”

131. “Now I know why they call it a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.”

132. “Bbrrrr! My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them up?”

I hope you like my selection of dirty pickup lines that any girl can use on a guy. I bet he will smile and have a great time with you.

FUNNY & CORNY PICK UP LINES THAT ARE STILL DIRTY

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “Roses are red. Violets are fine. I’ll be the 6 if you’ll be my 9.”

2. “Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.”

3. “Let’s play carpenter. First, we’ll get hammered, and then you’ll nail me.”

4. “My bed’s broken, can I sleep in yours?”

5. “You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.”

6. “Hey! Do you want to do 68? [He: What?] You go down on me, and I owe you 1.”

7. “I’m a mindreader, and yes I will sleep with you.”

8. “Oh no, can you help me? [He: How?] I lost my rubber duck. Could I take a bath with you instead?”

9. “Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride, you’ll always finish first.”

10. “That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?”

11. “I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.”

12. “I’ve got the buns. Have you got the hot dog?”

13. “Hey, I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.”

14. “I have this special recipe for love. It takes a cup of you and me, kneading until hard and you have to serve it hot.”

15. “You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body the rest of your life, and I just want it for one night.”

16. “Let’s go to my place and do some math. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide mine legs, and multiply.”

17. “I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.”

18. “Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place!”

19. “We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you.”

20. “Nice package, you need me to sign up that?”

21. “I’ll be Burger King, and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.”

22. “Do you think it’s loud in here? [He: Yeah, it is!] Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs?”

23. “You’re the absolute opposite of my homework in high school. [He: How?] I actually want to do you all night long.”

24. “You’re beautiful has U in it, but quickie has U and I together.”

25. “Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.”

26. “I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.”

27. “Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?”

28. “Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.”

29. “Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman’s destination, did you understand the explanation or would you like a demonstration?”

30. “Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.”

31. “This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.”

32. “Is your name country crock, cause you can spread me anytime.”

33. “Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?”

34. “Aren’t you freezing right now? [He: No] You should be. You have been naked in my thoughts for hours.”

35. “Do you want to have good sex? [He: No!] Well then come to my place!”

36. “You may not have gotten my virginity, but you can at least have the box it came in!”

37. “My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?”

38. “Am I on an episode of Fixer Upper? Because I’ve never seen hardwood like that in real life.”

39. “Smile, if you want to sleep with me.”

40. “You’ll do!”

41. “Hey beautiful, we should play a game. Pretend that my pants are France and feel free to invade.”

42. “Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?”

43. “Hey baby, want to play fireman? We can stop, drop, and roll.”

44. “You bring a whole new meaning to the word – edible.”

45. “Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.”

46. “Are you a supermarket sample? Because I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.”

47. “How do you like your eggs? I prefer mine fertilized.”

48. “I don’t feel so good; I think I need a shot of penis-illin.”

49. “I thought your name was Lionel because you made my underwear Messi.”

50. “Do you want to go to In-and-Out for burgers or just in-and-out of me?”

51. “Let’s play Titanic! When I say “iceberg,” you go down.”

52. “I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.”

53. “Are you a taxidermist? [He: No.] Do you want to try stuffing my pussy anyway?”

54. “Are you Richard? Because I’ve been looking for a Dick all day.”

55. “My taco would like to meat you.”

56. “Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.”

57. “Do you like whales? Because we could go hump back at my place.”

58. “What’s better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ.”

59. “You deserve to be a winner so don’t be a loser by losing the opportunity to sleep with me!”

60. “I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?”

61. “I may not be Wilma Flinstone, but I can sure as hell make your bed rock.”

62. “There are no seats and my legs hurt. Can I sit on your face?”

63. “Are you a burger? Because I can see your meat between my buns!”

64. “You look cold. Do you want to use me as a blanket?”

65. “I’m easy, but it looks like you’re hard. Do you wanna go halfsies on a baby?”

66. “If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.”

67. “I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?”

68. “Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts.”

69. “I’m a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live.”

70. “Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.”

71. “Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me.”

72. “Hi, I need your help. Do these look real? Wanna check?”

73. “Are you a sprinkler? Because you’re making me wet.”

74. “Is your dad the muffin man? Because you sure do give me a banana cream filling.”

75. “Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want to.”

76. “Hi, I have a vagina.”

77. “I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?”

78. “Are you going to sleep with me or do I have to lie to my diary?”

79. “Are you a light switch? ‘Cause I want to turn you on!”

80. “If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”

81. “Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?”

82. “My body’s got 206 bones. Want to give me another one?”

83. “I am quitting smoking and need a new oral fixation to focus on. Would you mind helping me out?”

84. “I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.”

85. “Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions we can try at my place.”

86. “Are those Guess jeans? ‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em.”

87. “Wanna play Army? You be the enemy, and I’ll blow you away.”

88. “Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you!”

89. “Do you do carpeting? Because I’m looking for a deep shag.”

These are all fun and playful pick-up lines that are sure to make any man smile with excitement. Did these work for you? Let us know in a comments section below!

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