150+ Best Star Wars Pick Up Lines

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If you are looking for Star Wars pick up lines then you will love this article. Although you may never use these in real life if you are a huge fan of this movie (like we are) you will laugh a lot.

We have created a huge list of ready-to-use examples you can use in both verbal and electronic communication. To make things easier for you, we have categorized these into following groups:

One thing worth pointing out is that lines you will find below are all based on certain characters or events that occurred in the Star Wars series. However, they were never used in movies (or at least we think so).

Just keep in mind that these 150+ lines are usually nerdy or dirty and have a very minimal success rate. But will make you laugh a lot.

CUTE STAR WARS PICK UP LINES

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CUTE STAR WARS PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “Honey, you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places!”

2. “You’re the Obi-wan for me.”

3. “Your smile glows brighter than a lightsaber.”

4. “Can I call you my Na-boo?”

5. “I may not be able to feel the Force, but I wish I could feel you.”

6. “Captain, being held by you is quite enough to get me excited.”

7. “I must be from Alderaan, because you just blew up my world.”

8. “You have obi-wandered into my heart.”

9. [Using a Darth Vader voice] “I have you now!!”

10. “I’m low when I Han Solo, but with you I glow like a lightsaber!”

11. “Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?”

12. “I would hit that like the side of a tree on Endor.”

13. “Did you know the French say orgasms are like little death stars?”

14. “Obi-Wan told me to follow my instincts, and my instincts are all over you.”

15. “I want you so bad we should get matching tatooines.”

16. “I find your lack of nudity disturbing…”

17. “Going somewhere, Solo?… Want company?”

18. “Tell me of this thing you humans call… [pause] love.”

19. “I’d join the dark side, as long as it had you!”

20. “Looks like you’ve got your blaster set to stun… because you’re stunning!”

21. “I have a good feeling about you.”

22. “No need to Han Solo anymore. I’m here now.”

23. “I’m [insert your name here]. I’m here to rescue you.”

24. “I know what you’re thinking: That’s no moon, that’s a space station!”

25. “Want to travel through Hyperspace to the Outer Rim Territories?”

26. “I did the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs but I’m gonna take it slow with you.”

27. “You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.”

28. “How can you be from an ice planet when you’re so Hoth?”

29. “I sense something; a sexual magnetism I’ve not felt since…”

30. “I’m Luke Skywalker. I’m here to rescue you.”

31. [While approaching sexy victim] “I sense something… a presence I’ve not felt since… oh. It’s you!”

32. “Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly solo.”

33. “Date me, or do not date me. There is no ‘just friends’.”

34. “You must be using the force, cause baby I can feel a pull between us.”

35. “I hope you’re into cyborg-human relations because I’m feeling like a machine right now.”

36. “You look strong enough to pull ears off a gundark.”

37. “Let’s get out of here… it is your destiny.”

38. “Join me, and we’ll rule the galaxy together!”

39. “Want to create a disturbance in the Force?”

40. “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good [insert man/woman/your name here] at your side.”

41. “I knew there was more to you than money!”

42. “I am on a diplomatic mission… To totally make out with you.”

43. “You definitely belong up here in the clouds.”

44. “Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!”

45. “Are you a Sith Lord? Because I’ve Fallen for you.”

46. “You’re endor-able!”

47. “R4 is red R2 is blue. If I was the force, I’d be with you.”

48. “You’re the droid I’ve been looking for.”

49. “Not a Dagobah that I don’t think about you.”

50. “You’re hotter than the flames on Mustafar.”

51. “I can’t help it – I am trapped in the gravitational field of your eyes!”

52. “I’m looking for a Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets.”

53. “Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on ‘stunning’.”

54. “I have a a bad feeling about this.”

55. “The Force will guide our actions.”

56. [When getting a phone number] “Many Bothans died to obtain this information.”

57. “You are the Obi-Wan I have been looking for.”

58. “Are you an angel? Cause I feel like I’m in cloud city!”

59. “If you were my Padawan, I would teach you the ways of love.”

60. “You’re as manly as Han Solo, as smart as Yoda, as cute as an ewok, as tough as a wompa, as awesome as Darth Maul, and as brave as Qui Gon Jinn.”

CHEWBACCA PICK UP LINES

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CHEWBACCA PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait until you see my wookie!”

2. “Will you be the Chewbacca to my Han so I won´t be solo?”

3. “Uuuuuuuuuuuuur Ahhhhhhhrrrrrrrr Uhrrrrr Ahhhhhrrrrrr Aaaaaaarhg…”

4. “Get in there ya big furry oaf! I don’t care what you smell!”

5. “GGGGGRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAWWWWWWW. RRRRRRGGGGGGGAAAAAWWWWW!”

STORMTROOPER PICK UP LINES

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STORMTROOPER PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “Nice stormtrooper armor. It would look even better on my bedroom floor.”

2. “Aren’t you a little hot to be a stormtrooper?”

3. “Don’t worry baby, if I get tired there are 3 million more of me.”

4. “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”

5. “Are you a target? Because I miss you.”

6. “Don´t close the blast doors… to your heart.”

7. “Aren’t you a little sexy to be a stormtrooper?”

PRINCESS LEIA PICK UP LINES

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PRINCESS LEIA PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “Leia’s buns ain’t got nothing on yours, baby.”

2. “Nice buns, Princess! On your head… I mean.”

3. [Leering] “There will be no escape for the princess this time.”

BOBA FETT PICK UP LINES

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BOBA FETT PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “You can Boba on my fett all day.”

2. “I’ve got a Boba Fett-ish for you.”

3. “They call me a booty hunter, baby.”

4. “I want you more than boba fett wants Hans Solo.”

5. “I bet I´d like your Sarlace pit.”

6. “I am a booty hunter.”

7. “Your panties are no good to me, take them off!”

8. “Boba fett looking for sexy time ;)”

9. “I´d hunt that!”

10. “I’m here to collect the bounty… ON DAT ASS!”

11. “I heard there was a bounty on your heart.”

YODA PICK UP LINES

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YODA PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “Make you horny, my ears do.”

2. “Judge me by my size, do you? A gifted tongue, I have!”

3. “Are you related to Yoda? Because yoda-licious.”

4. “Girth matters not.”

5. “I sense much fear in you. But relax, only West End it is.”

6. “Love you must.”

7. “Yoda one for me.”

8. “Lightsaber in my pocket, that is not. Happy to see you I am.”

9. “There is no try, there is only do me.”

10. “Nice, your shoes. Screw, let us.”

11. “Yoda only one for me.”

12. “Want pizza and sex, you do?”

13. “Are you a Jedi Master? Cause, Yoda-Licious!”

14. “What, pizza, you like not?”

15. “At me, bro; you come?”

16. “Size matters not [said in a Yoda voice]”

17. “Have you some Jedi in you? Like some in you, would you?”

18. “Are you an Yoda related? Cause Yoda one.”

19. “When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.”

20. “Date, or date not – there is no ‘let’s just friends be’ [Say in Yoda voice]”

21. “Your father a farmer, hmmm? Nice melons, you have.”

22. “[Sidling up to your sexy target] … The force is strong with this one.”

23. [Jedi Mind Trick] “This is the geek you’re looking for.” [waves hand]

DIRTY STAR WARS PICK UP LINES

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DIRTY STAR WARS PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “Can I see your garbage mashers on the detention level?”

2. “How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.”

3. “Damn girl you R2 fine and you’re lucky I’ll give you the D2.”

4. “I am C-3PO Human-cyborg, sexual relations.”

5. “Let me fire my proton torpedo.”

6. “Do you understand the binary language of moisture vaporators? Because I’d like to program your binary loadlifter.”

7. “Open up your hangar my starfighter needs refueling.”

8. “Earth woman, prepare to be probed!”

9. “I wanna Lando in your Calrissian.”

10. “I am a Jedi master… I can teach you a great many things.”

11. “I farm moisture for a living.”

12. “Alright, kid, let’s blow this thing and go home!”

13. “I want you to ride me like Luke rode his Taun-Taun.”

14. “I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.”

15. “I feel a great disturbance in my pants…”

16. “We’ll see who shoots first.”

17. “Is that a lightsaber in your robe or are you just happy to see me?”

18. “I could spend a millennium in your falcon.”

19. “I’d like to see the insides of your tauntaun.”

20. “Let’s go back to my Ewok village and yub nub all night.Many Bothans died so we could screw.”

21. “I’m here to rescue you. I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.”

22. “When I saw you across the crowded cantina, my crotch felt like it went through an instant carbon freeze chamber.”

23. “They made a new color lightsaber called flesh… wanna see?”

24. “There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.”

25. “Let’s say we go to my place and I show you my dark side.”

26. “Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody.”

27. “Is that a lightsaber in your pants, or are you just really happy to see me?”

28. “I may not look like much, but I’ve got it where it counts, kid.”

29. “My barge isn’t the only thing ready to explode.”

30. “I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all Wookie where it counts, baby.”

31. “Wanna see my lightsaber?”

32. “I’m not such a bad pilot myself… in bed.”

33. “I want you to Jab on my Hutt.”

34. “May my force be inside you.”

35. “I usually Han Solo, but I’d let you turn on my light saber!”

36. “Let’s get hoth and heavy.”

37. “You like Star Wars? Let’s go back to my place and violate the Jedi Code.”

38. “Unlike Han, I won’t shoot first.”

39. “What color is your lightsaber?”

40. “Let us become one with the Force.”

41. “Let me tickle your ewok.”

42. “Girl, you must be an astromech droid, because you R2 good looking… and if you’re lucky, you might get the D2!”

43. “Want to spend the night inside my tauntaun? I promise it doesn’t smell worse on the inside.”

44. “Can you feel my force inside you?”

45. “Why don’t we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?”

46. “The Death Star isn’t the only thing that will explode tonight.”

47. “I want to penetrate your Death Star.”

48. “I want to violate the Jedi code all over you.”

49. “Let me put my lightsaber in your wookie.”

50. “Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn’t mind if you used a little force to choke me.”

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