200+ Best Pokemon Pick Up Lines

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Are you looking for Pokemon pick up lines? Then look no further as we have the largest collection of ready-to-use examples for verbal as well as electronic communication.

We have categorized these into two main categories:

Just jump to the category that fits your needs the best and select a pick up line that you like the most. Although these may not be as effective as others, they are extremely funny.

Please, let us know which one works for you the most in the comments section below this article.

CUTE POKEMON PICK UP LINES

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CUTE POKEMON PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.”

2. “You put the “cool” in Tentacool.”

3. “Butterfree up your schedule, because you’re going out with me.”

4. “There are plenty of fish in the sea. But you’re my Golden Magikarp.”

5. “If I were a Milktank, I’d use ATTRACT on you.”

6. “You set my Chimchar on fire.”

7. “Will you be My-LEDIAN?”

8. “The only star I adore is STAR-YU.”

9. “You must know Earthquake because your smile leaves me shaking inside.”

10. “You must know Tail Whip. Because your beauty leaves me defenseless.”

11. “I bought you an everstone, because I love you just the way you are.”

12. “Let’s battle so they can get some experience.”

13. “You seem like a perfect POKEGO Daddy for me.”

14. “May I ASH you out?”

15. “I can be your LAPRAS and take you to a soothing journey.”

16. “You are ONIX-pectedly beautiful!”

17. “Can I have a little SMOOCHUM from you? ??”

18. “You must know Gust. Because you totally blew me away.”

19. “Go out with me and I’ll give you the Antidote.”

20. “Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you!”

21. “You must be a Magnemite because I’m attracted to you.”

22. “Do you know Dig? Because you just dug your way straight to my heart.”

23. “Are you an HM move? Because I can’t seem to forget about you.”

24. “Want to register your number in my PokeNav?”

25. “May I TOGEKISS you?”

26. “You’re so hot you must have the Volcano badge.”

27. “Can I call you Cinderella? I’m here to be your Prince Charmander.”

28. “It feels like my Attack suddenly dropped. It must have been your Charm.”

29. “I think I’m going to need a Burn Heal because you’re hot.”

30. “Your smile is shiny Like a Hyperbeam. Like Jesse and James, We’d make a great team.”

31. “I’ll stay by your side like Misty and Ash, My love for you burns like A fast Rapidash.”

32. “You must be a Charmander because you’re getting me hot.”

33. “If I have you, it would be a pure BLISSEY-ing.”

34. “ONIX-LY you are the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen.”

35. “I don’t have your number in my POKEDEX. Can I register it?”

36. “Since I saw you, my heart is bouncing like a SPOINK.”

37. “Would you Pre-FURRET to go out with me?”

38. “If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.”

39. “Yveltal is red, Xerneas is blue, Fennekin is cute, But not as cute as you.”

40. “Did you learn Flash? Because your smile could light up the Darkest Caves.”

41. “You might need to catch them all, but all I need to catch is you.”

42. “Wanna go Pokemon hunting tonight? Because I wanna catch a Pikachu (peek-at-chu)!”

43. “You just weedled your way into my heart.”

44. “Groudon is red, Kyogre is blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.”

45. “I like to Pikachu when you’re naked!”

46. “I need an Awakening, because I just found the girl of my dreams.”

47. “You’re so cool I’d need an Ice Heal just to chill with you.”

48. “Hello Beautifly, you’re looking absolutely Goldeen tonight.”

49. “You’re more legendary than Entei of Mew But out of a million, I choose you.”

50. “You’re such a good catch, I think I’ll use my only MASTER BALL on you.”

51. “My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we’ve got a future together.”

52. “You’ve got the lips of a Jynx!”

53. “You’re more beautiful than a Beautifly.”

54. “I wish I was EXEGUTTOR so that I’d have more eyes to look at you.”

55. “Let me be your ruler. I could be your Nidoqueen.”

56. “Did it hurt? When you fell trying to catch that fucking Zubat?”

57. “Charmeleons are red, Wartortles are blue, If you catch my heart, I’ll be your Pikachu.”

58. “My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail.”

59. “There are a lot of MAGICARP in the sea, but I’m looking for a Gyarados.”

60. “Wynaut go out with me?”

61. “You’re hotter than a Charizard’s breath.”

62. “If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you’d win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.”

63. “You remind me of Deoxys, you’re out of this world.”

64. “Your more beautiful than a Beautifly.”

65. “I’m Natu fond of anyone but you.”

66. “Aye baby are you a FLAREON? Because you’re a sexy fox!”

67. “You make me RY-HORNY!”

68. “My Diglett’s attracted to your SWEET SCENT.”

69. “Are you a Pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.”

70. “You’re worth more than a thousand nuggets.”

71. “You give my Gengar that smile.”

72. “My love burns for you like the fire on a Typhlosion’s back.”

73. “I’m going to Hoppip into your pants.”

74. “I think I need a Paralyze Heal because you’re stunning.”

75. “Did you use CONFUSE RAY? Because you’re making me dizzy.”

76. “If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you!”

77. “You’d be an electric pokemon, cause you are shockingly gorgeous.”

78. “If they had a LEGENDARY POKEMON of beauty, it´d be you.”

79. “Did you just FLASH (HM05) me?”

80. “I will be your Pokemon if you let me Pikachu.”

81. “My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE.”

82. “I’m like a Ditto. I’ll be anything you want me to be.”

83. “Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.”

84. “Baby, I’m a Mismagius. I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.”

85. “StarMiE and starYU belong together do you get the message?”

86. “You’re so hot I’m going to need a Burn Heal.”

DIRTY POKEMON PICK UP LINES

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DIRTY POKEMON PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

2. “Aipom’s pretty good with his hands, and so am I.”

3. “When I look at you, my Metapod can’t get any harder.”

4. “Damn girl, I think I need a Parlyz Heal, Because you’re stunning.”

5. “Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?”

6. “My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night.”

7. “Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.”

8. “I’d like to ride you like a HORSEA.”

9. “You just gave me a Cubone.”

10. “Would you like to RHYDON me?”

11. “If I was a Pokemon right now, I’d be an Erectabuzz.”

12. “Let’s make like a Super Rod and hook up.”

13. “I’d like to Leech my Seeds into you.”

14. “Oh my! I think something may have mega evolved in my pants!!!”

15. “Do you want my Wailord inside you.”

16. “Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.”

17. “Hey girl you make my caterpie go metapod.”

18. “I don’t need my Poke-Dex to find YOUR Ghastly.”

19. “My Typhlosion knows Eruption.”

20. “Let’s go make a Mewtwo of our own.”

21. “Hi babe, I see you’re trying to use Attract on me. If you were wondering, it’s working – I just used Harden.”

22. “I’d like to Pikachu naked.”

23. “I’d like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.”

24. “What’s your favorite move? Mine is Lick.”

25. “I wish I was VICTREEBEL so that I can suck you all into me.”

26. “You seem delicious, no wonder my tongue is sticking out like SHELLDER.”

27. “If I was a pokemon, I’d use LICK move on you.”

28. “I want you to know I’m as aggressive in bed as GYARADOS.”

29. “Want to Link your cable onto me?”

30. “I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together.”

31. “Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.”

32. “I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress.”

33. “Do you wanna see my NUGGETS?”

34. “Let’s get naughty on my MOLTRESS.”

35. “Not in back, not in front. I want to give it into your MEOWTH.”

36. “You must be a hot girl. Because I want to stick my Onix into your Cloyster.”

37. “Hey, I’ve got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?”

38. “I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs.”

39. “I’d use my SLASH move to rip your pants off.”

40. “Girl you just woke up the SNORLAX in my pants!”

41. “When I saw you girl, my Metapod used Harden.”

42. “I’d like to Rock Slide all the way through your Dark Cave.”

43. “Do you know what would look good on me? Mew.”

44. “I think we’re going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done.”

45. “The name’s cock… I mean brock… Wait, I said that right.”

46. “Do you like Pokeballs because you’re about to get really close to one of mine.”

47. “When I’m around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!”

48. “Care to take a Rhydon my Lapras til you Squirtle over me?”

49. “Can my DIGGLET go into your hole?”

50. “At night, do you want me to go fast or as slow as SLOWPOKE?”

51. “I know your not a pokestop but I´d still spin you around and tap that.”

52. “How about you come and see my safari zone.”

53. “I’ll use ROCK CLIMB in your Fortress.”

54. “Did you read this weekend’s forecast? Cloudy with a chance of Squirtle.”

55. “Can I fingerbang you, with my Bulbasaur?”

56. “I want to PIK-AT-CHU when you are in the shower.”

57. “You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.”

58. “Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG?”

59. “You put the “Wiggle” in Wigglytuff.”

60. “You put the “BONE” in Cubone.”

61. “If you were a pokemon, you’d be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!”

62. “If I were a Ghastly, I’d seep right through your pants.”

63. “Let’s make RegiLove!”

64. “I just want to stick it in your wooper.”

65. “I can make your Jigglypuffs sing.”

66. “How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it’s not really viridian.”

67. “I can make your Milktanks moo.”

68. “You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!”

69. “My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you know what I mean.”

70. “Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?”

71. “I like to compare myself with Smeargle… I’m pretty handy with a paintbrush.”

72. “Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?”

73. “I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.”

74. “I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.”

75. “I’ve got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place I’ll show you his move Earthquake (TM 27).”

76. “How about you use REST, so I can sleep with you.”

77. “STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out?”

78. “Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.”

79. “Do you want to help my ekans learn intercourse?”

80. “Do you wanna battle? ‘Cuz my balls are at the ready!”

81. “Don’t make me use my Water Gun all over you!”

82. “I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you.”

83. “Squirtle isn’t the ONLY one that can use water gun. – wink -”

84. “What’s your favorite move? Mine is LICK.”

85. “Do you wanna see what’s in my ball bag?”

86. “Let’s make like the pages of this guidebook and get under the covers.”

87. “I’ve got Masterballs baby.”

88. “I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.”

89. “My Typhlosion knows EXPLOSION!!!”

90. “I’d POUND you with my Piplup.”

91. “My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!”

92. “You’ll be WEEZING after I’m done with you.”

93. “How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?”

94. “If I were a Pidgeotto, I’d GUST your pants off.”

95. “Are you a Hitmonlee? ’Cause your body is kickin’.”

96. “My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth.”

97. “Want to ride my emPOLEon?”

98. “Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?”

99. “I’d love to get a peek at your Rat-tatas!”

100. “If I were a Hitmonchan, I’d Thunderpunch dat ass.”

101. “It’s a good thing that I’m a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!”

102. “I’d like to get in your rock tunnel.”

103. “You make my Darkrai rise.”

104. “Why don’t you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle.”

105. “You make me feel like an Electrode, you give me an EXPLOSION in my pants.”

106. “I’m going to Hoppip into your pants.”

107. “Are you from the Hoenn Region? Because you’re the only HO I see.”

108. “Are you a RARE CANDY? ‘cuz I feel a level-up.”

109. “Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs?”

110. “Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?”

111. “You put the “Double-D” in Dodou.”

112. “I heard Meowth’s not the only mischievious pussy in town.”

113. “Do you wanna see my BELL-SPROUT?”

114. “Can I Squirtle in your Meowth?”

115. “If I were a Clefairy, I’d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.”

116. “I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.”

117. “Is that a TANGELA down there?”

118. “You make my Darkrai rise.”

119. “Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky?”

120. “You´re gonna need a HYPERPOTION by the time I’m done with you.”

121. “My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke’s tail!”

122. “Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?”

123. “My Donphan won’t ROLLOUT for you much longer.”

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