97 Best Physics Pick Up Lines


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There are many popular pick-up lines that guys use on hot chicks. However, if you want to be unique, then I highly recommend you using physics pickup lines. Although these may not be as effective as others, they will surely make your target smile.

In this article, you can find our collection of over 90+ ready-to-use examples you can use in verbal or electronic communication with a true scientist.

We have categorized these into two main groups:

Keep in mind that if you don’t get the meaning of many of these examples, that probably just means you’re not a nerd and expert on physics.

If this is the case, then rather go for cutefunny or cheesy pickup lines instead.


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1. “Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.”

2. “You would be set to stunning if you were a laser.”

3. “We must be subatomic particles, because I feel strong force between us.”

4. “I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.”

5. “I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner.”

6. “Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.”

7. “Your smile is warmer than hydrogen plasma.”

8. “Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.”

9. “I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?”

10. “My favorite attractive force is van der Waal’s force. Can you feel it? I’ll move closer if you can’t.”

11. “In accordance to the Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now.”

12. “Did you swallow a magnet? Because you’re attractive.”

13. “Whether you’re measured in Celsius, Fahrenheit, Kelvin, etc., you’ll always be smoking hot to me.”

14. “You’re more special than relativity.”

15. “Your refractive index must be greater than 2.42, because your beauty sparkles more than any diamond that I’ve ever seen.”

16. “What’s your quantum number?”

17. “Yes I do like to move fast. My style is like a 10 GeV accelerator. Do you like it?”

18. “I’ve got my ion you, baby!”

19. “If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.”

20. “You must be related to Tesla because you’re electrifying.”

21. “If you ask Thomas Paine, he’ll tell you that dating me is Common Sense.”

22. “Everyone told me that my chances with you were comparable to a planet forming near an o-type star, but you are kinder and more amazing than they accounted for.”

23. “My last partner wasn’t very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.”

24. “Your presence in my life is like gravitational microlensing, and I can see things I didn’t know existed before.”

25. “Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.”

26. “I swear I’m not a physics major.”

27. “Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?”

28. “Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?”

29. “Was that drink magnetic? ‘Cause you are attractive.”

30. “According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.”

31. “Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.”

32. “Even if there were no gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you!”

33. “Hey baby if i supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine the current we can make together.”

34. “I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.”

35. “I have e=nhf tattooed somewhere else. Wanna see?”

36. “You are spreading your hotness everywhere like an exothermic reaction.”

37. “I can feel the gluons being exchanged between us.”

38. “Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you’re a big part of that.”

39. “My love for you is like entropy, it never decreases.”

40. “What’s your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?”

41. “What’s your resonance frequency?”

42. “You are the Higgs Boson of my life, because without you my universe won’t ‘matter’.”

43. “Can I have your significant digits?”

44. “Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.”

45. “Are you a third generation down quark because I love your bottom!”

46. “You must be a star, I can’t stop orbiting around you.”

47. “In accordance to the Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now.”

48. “Was that drink magnetic? ‘Cause you are attractive.”

49. “You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.”

50. “I know we have physics together but I think we might have some chemistry also.”

51. “I’d fall for you even in absence of gravity.”

52. “Its not just angular momentum that makes things go around, sometimes its love! :P”

53. “We should convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.”

54. “Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.”

55. “I’m so attracted to you that the scientists have to develop a fifth fundamental force.”

56. “Is it just disproportionate gravitational force or are your eyes just a Great Attractor?”

57. “I’m attracted to you more than an electron is attracted to a proton.”

58. “You must be the Higgs Boson particle, because I have been colliding, and colliding and I finally found you.”

59. “Your name must be Andromeda, ’cause we are destined to collide.”


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1. “Top quark or bottom quark?”

2. “What are your thoughts on vacuum testing my pendulam?”

3. “I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?”

4. “Is that a Cyclotron in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

5. “How do you feel about group experiments?”

6. “The universe isn’t the only thing expanding at an infinite and unimaginable rate.”

7. “Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you’re doing tonight.”

8. “Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me.”

9. “Engineers don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can’t get the job done.”

10. “Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunneling tonight?”

11. “In my bed, it’s perpetual motion all night long, baby.”

12. “If your vagina was an electron, my dick would be a positron. Coz I’d annihilate you!”

13. “Your lab bench, or mine?”

14. “A freak lab explosion left me with this 16-inch penis.”

15. “We’re the universe. So let’s have a big bang.”

16. “I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed.”

17. “I’ll make you dinner. I’ll make you breakfast. But in between, we’ll have to have some dessert.”And I’m a physics major.

18. “What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?”

19. “Hey, wanna get together like a superposition of 2 waves in phase?”

20. “That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2.”

21. “You’re like symmetry breaking, you’re hot enough to initiate unification.”

22. “Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?”

23. “I see you have the potential to be very kinetic!”

24. “Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?”

25. “Let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.”

26. “We could come back to my place and practice some simple harmonic motion.”

27. “Wanna expand my polynomial?”

28. “Your Bosons, they give me a hadron.”

29. “Let’s head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn’t just a theory.”

30. “Those pants would look good accelerating 9.81m/s2 toward my bedroom floor.”

31. “Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

32. “You and Me = Grand Unification!”

33. “What counts is how the force is applied to a vector, and not its length.”

34. “Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?”

35. “Let’s meet up so I can excite your natural frequency.”

36. “You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits.”

37. “Let’s exchange fermions!”

38. “Want to experience a gamma ray burst?”

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