170 Best League of Legends Pick Up Lines

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Are you looking for League of Legends pick up lines? Then you have landed on the right post. In this article, you will find around 170 ready-to-use examples that are perfect for verbal as well as electronic communication.

We have categorized these into two main groups:

Just jump to the category that fits your needs the best and select a pick up line that you like the most. Although these may not be as effective as others, they are extremely funny.

Please, let us know which one works for you the most in the comments section below this article.

CUTE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS PICK UP LINES

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CUTE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “Damn, if being sexy was a crime, I’d have to call Sherif Caitlyn because you’re guilty as charged.”

2. “If you’re Nannie I’ll be your tribbers.”

3. “If I had one wish it would be to infuse you with my everlasting love.” [Soraka]

4. “Hi! I play League of Legends.”

5. “I won’t buy Tear of the Goddess because I hate to see you cry.”

6. “You know, if Ezreal saw you, he’d need a map. He’d get lost in your eyes.”

7. “Roses are black, violets are black, everything is black, I can’t see.”

8. “Is your name Rammus? Because you rolled right into my life.”

9. “Will you be the Ezreal to my Taric?”

10. “Baby, after tonight, the chances of you leaving my side are Absolute Zero!!!” [Nunu]

11. “You think Gangplank’s roger is all jolly? Clearly he hasn’t laid his eyes on your booty yet…”

12. “Baby, I’m gonna light up your world!” [Brand]

13. “Are you from Demacia? Cuz damn, I see ya.”

14. “Hey baby is your name Taric? Because you stunned me from a mile away. xD”

15. “Hey, is your name Urgot? Cus you’re sexy as ****.”

16. “Girl, is your name Ashe? Because your beauty stunned me from half way across the map!”

17. “If you were a Tidecaller I’d be your blessing.” [Nami]

18. “Wuju go out on a date with me?”

19. “You can call me thresh cuz im gonna steal you away.”

20. “Girl, your name must be Leona, cause you stunned me and ALL my friends!”

21. “You set my heart ablaze.”

22. “Lady luckin’ is smiling at me, and your smile is beautiful.” [Twisted Fate]

23. “When I’m with you I see a Debonair future between us.”

24. “You like diamonds, right? Well, I’m diamond in League of Legends.”

25. “Hey honey, regardless of the possibility that you deny me, I’ll pursue you like I carelessly pursue singed’s smelly ass.”

26. “I bet I can find a way to pull you in, even with all those creeps around.”

27. “Is your name Lux? Because I felt a spark.”

28. “Are you the future? Because I would like to face you.”

29. “Did you just Smokescreen me? Cause I don’t see anyone else but you.”

30. “I will protect you, for as long as I can.”

31. “You’re nothin’ but a whiskey delta.”

32. “Roses Are Red, Sightstone is Blue”> , Id upgrade to ruby”> Just to See you ;)”

33. “I would take a level 1 turret dive just you kiss you.”

34. “My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!” [Tryndamere]

35. “Damn you’re so hot… You smell like burning.”

36. “Is your name Valor? Cause you flew away with my heart.”

37. “Are you a minion, because I can CS together! <3”

38. “Roses are red. Violets are red. I killed the gardener.”

39. “If you were a ward, I’d place you in my heart. <3”

40. “Are you Draven? Because you’re in a league of your own!”

41. “I like you more than Sivir does gold.”

42. “Is your father Ziggs? Because you are a bomb.”

43. “Hey, are you Ao Shin? Because its okay to come out. ;)”

44. “Not even yasuo’s windwall could block my love for you.”

45. “Is your name Singed? Cause you got me flippin’ and chasin’.”

46. “I don’t need a map to your heart!” [Ezreal]

47. “Even if you were Singed I would still chase after you.”

48. “Fear not I’m coming!” [Garen]

49. “Are you why my head spins all day?”

50. “Are you a Zyra main? Because you are de-zyra-ble!”

51. “Girl you’re like draven – spinning me ’round town.”

52. “Hey baby, here let me give you space aids.” [Malzahar]

53. “Hey girl, you must be Ahri because you charmed me over here.”

54. “I’ll be your AP carry; Put you under a spell.”

55. “Here today to defend your tomorrow.”

56. “Hey girl can you be like the wind? Always by my side…”

57. “Hey girl you’re just like Urgot. Nobody likes you.”

58. “You’re just my type: Heavy and metal.”

59. “R you ready to be stunned?” [Sona]

60. “So much lovely chaos, lets do it again.”

61. “Are you wearing a Sunfire cape? Cause baby you’re burning me up.”

62. “I can MAKE you fall in love with me. Just look into my eyes…”

63. “I need a Quicksilver Sash because you’re stunning.”

64. “You make me want to ryze up in the morning.”

65. “Roses are red, violets are blue, with my ult, I’ll prove all I want is hue.”

66. “Baby, I fell for you like Morgana from grace.”

67. “Are you from Piltover? Because you certainly are the finest!”

68. “Ugh baby, did you learn hygiene from twitch? Because you smell terrible!”

69. “Is your name Cassiopia? Because when I look at you; you stun me.” [Cassiopia]

70. “Girl, is your name Ashe? Because your beauty stunned me from a distance!”

71. “I’ve got you in my sights, and I’m not letting go.”

72. “Vladimir is red, Lissandra is blue, LET ME AUTOLOCK MID, and I won’t carry you.”

73. “I’ll be your everything; My beloved Summoner!”

74. “You don’t need to press ‘E’ to charm me.”

75. “Our love is like Malphite: An Unstoppable Force!”

76. “I am the lantern to guide your way.”

77. “Are you from Ionia? Cuz I got my eye on ya.”

78. “You are my trinket, I can’t go on without you.”

79. “If you were an Orphan I would adopt you first.” [Sona]

80. “Your name must be Sona, cause you just made me Crescendo.”

81. “I’ll be your jungler; Ganking you from behind!”

82. “You’re my favorite waste of bullets.” :3

83. “Damn you’re so hot it’s almost a shame you play teemo and I want nothing to do with you.”

84. “Is your name Janna? Because you blow me away.”

85. “Should I make your pulse rise?” [Ahri]

86. “I wish I’d worn my Mercury’s Treads, because you just stunned me…”

87. “Is your name Udyr? Because you’re a beast.” [Udyr]

88. “I don’t remember much from my past but, I do remember you are in it.” [Amumu]

89. “You are my trinket, I’ll never use you. <3”

DIRTY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS PICK UP LINES

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DIRTY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “I’ll be your AD carry; Carry you to bed automatically.”

2. “Prepared my conCOCtion just for you, m’dear.” [Singed]

3. “I’ll be your support; Hold your hand and your breasts up.”

4. “If I showed you my forbidden technique… would you show me your forbidden blade? ;D”

5. “Girl, you raise my heimerdonger.”

6. “Can I nomnomnom you?” [Chogath]

7. “Call me Rengar. Cause I wanna dive into your bush.”

8. “Are you Cassiopeia? Because your Petrifying Gaze is making me hard as stone!”

9. “I’ll be your tank; Going in where no one else dares.”

10. “Shall I protect you from behind too?”

11. “Hey young lady, you can call me the Last Whisperer, since I’m here for a great deal of Physical Penetration.”

12. “Hey sexy, want to have a look at my Needlessly Large Rod? ;)” [Mage]

13. “Let me take my scroll and stick it! Somewhere safe…”

14. “Man, I must be a Darius main, cause all I wanna do is Apprehend and Decimate dat Ashe.”

15. “Your chest looks like Sona’s.”

16. “Hey babe, you wanna come back to my place so we can test my Hyper-Kinetic Position Reverser?”

17. “Are you french maid Nidalee? Because your tits are huge!”

18. “If you were a sun disc, I would raise you…For SHURIMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

19. “You know, I’ve always wanted to be a baker, so let’s get that bun in the oven.” [Pantheon]

20. “Come on a Whimsy-cal ride with me and I’ll give you a Wild Growth.” [Lulu]

21. “Wanna touch my bird?” [Swain]

22. “Girl your looks made me grow big, I’ll dash on over to you, stun you with my looks, and let you taste my meek, after that you’ll be put to sleep.”

23. “For my next trick, I’ll make your clothes disappear!” [le Blanc]

24. “My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm, maybe we can change that?”

25. “Wanna touch my stick?”

26. “I dig you.” [Graves]

27. “Wanna solo my Baron?”

28. “You make my staff extend.” [Wukong]

29. “So, uh, my guns think that I should ask you out… WANNA EXPLODE A BUILDING TOGETHER?”

30. “I will over power you with my OPness.”

31. “Hey girl, you don’t require 1600g for my Needlessly Large Rod.”

32. “Captain Teemo, reporting for booty!”

33. “Can I invade your jungle?”

34. “Hey baby need gems? I got some to spare.”

35. “Why don’t you just lay down your clothes now?” [Poopy]

36. “Don´t you worry, I got protectio. Windwall blocks all projections ;)”

37. “Is that a rocket in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me? ;)”

38. “Are you Taric because I’d like to polish your family Jewels.” [Taric]

39. “Wanna see my pillar of filth?”

40. “Are you Casseopeia? Because you make me rock hard.”

41. “My sword isn’t the only thing I can spin.” [Garen]

42. “Are you Katarina, because your tits are cabbages!”

43. “Hey, Want to go out? It only takes me 3 pokes before I knock you up. [Yasuo]

44. “Hey baby, how about I call a couple of friends and we show you our Three Talon Strike?”

45. “I found the pink you hid in your bush.”

46. “I’m only 2,95 a minute!” [Janna]

47. “Come with me into this bush and make my mushroom explode.”

48. “I have a searing touch.”

49. “Once you go Demacian you never go back, I Garen – tee it.”

50. “I have a Varusmall penis :3”

51. “You can call me Swain, ’cause I’m the master of sustain.”

52. “Don’t be Talon me what I can’t do to you.”

53. “You make me feel like cho. I just want to feast in your bush.”

54. “Are you a universal recipient?” [Vladimir]

55. “Hey babe. I bought the double penetration runes.”

56. “Ey girl, come with me down the middle so I can Fizz on your Jayce.”

57. “You want to feel my staff hitting you and taking off your armor?”

58. “Can I face check that bush there?”

59. “Is your name Annie? Because I just got First Blood.”

60. “Is your name Caitlyn because… Just **** me!”

61. “Did I mention its mating season?”

62. “Can I put my doran blade in your doran ring?”

63. “Girl, are you Irelia? Because I want to nerf you so hard.”

64. “You can call me Corki, cuz’ I’m gonna give you – The Big One.”

65. “Are you Orianna? Because you can play with my balls.”

66. “A sniper’s greatest tool is precision…. and good equipment ;D”

67. “Is this a rocket in your pocket?”

68. “I’m gonna throw you against a wall and pound you all night.”

69. “You’re going to need an inhibitor to stop my super minion.”

70. “Can I tap your dark spheres?”

71. “Do you want my black spear? People have died trying to get it.”

72. “Are you related to Gangplank? Cuz you just rose my morale baby.”

73. “I’d like to put my mushroom in your bush.”

74. “Are you maxing your EXPLOSIVE shot?”

75. “My spear is restless!”

76. “If you feed me, I’ll carry you :)”

77. “Mundo puts it where he pleases.”

78. “I’m going to backdoor your Nexus. ;D”

79. “Would you like to see my Void Staff?” [Kassadin]

80. “I’m gonna bounce my blade all of you so I can mark your a** up…Why? Because I can!”

81. “Don’t worry baby, I´m Rock Solid.” [Malphite]

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