110+ Best History Pick Up Lines

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Are you looking for history pick up lines? Then look no further as we have the largest collection of ready-to-use examples for verbal as well as electronic communication.

Because this list is extensive, we have decided to categorize these into two main groups:

Just jump to the category that fits your needs the best and select a pick up line that you like the most. Although these may not be as effective as others, they are extremely funny.

Please, let us know which one works for you the most in the comments section below this article.

CUTE HISTORY PICK UP LINES

CUTE HISTORY PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “If you were on pearl harbor, they would’ve thrown flowers instead of bombs.”

2. “You are as hot as the Great Fire of London.”

3. “I must be identified with Ben Franklin. I’ve recently found some power between us.”

4. “Baby you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.”

5. “Don’t embargo my love!”

6. “You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, and you light up my world, girl.”

7. “My love for you is as contagious as the Black Plague.”

8. “I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?”

9. “Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.”

10. “Are you a historical landmark? Because Eiffel for you.”

11. “Like the economic policies of Jean Baptiste-Colbert, I’ll alway’s be true to you and never go astray or trade with another.”

12. “Your beauty could launch a thousand ships.”

13. “My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.”

14. “Want to reenact the Battle of the Bulge?”

15. “Wow, how astonishing! You must be the eighth wonder of the world!”

16. “I’d go to the moon and back for you baby!”

17. “Like World War I, this will be the love to end all loves.”

18. “Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great!” [Carl Marx]

19. “I’ll be your Secretary of the Interior.”

20. “My heart burns like a witch for you.”

21. “Did you develop the plane? Cause you appear Wright to me.”

22. “Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.”

23. “Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!”

24. “Yea, I’ll try to purchase your love like Jefferson purchased Louisiana.”

25. “Like Martin Luther, I’m gonna post 95 reasons that will make you reconsider me.”

26. “Damn, girl, you’re hotter than Chicago in 1871.”

27. “You make me feel like the French. I just want to surrender to you.”

28. “Like the German currency post- World War I, you make my heart inflate.”

29. “Pope Urban II sent me on a crusade to conquer your heart.”

30. “It must be the Reign of Terror, because I am losing my head over you.”

31. “My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!”

32. “Babe… your love is like a dictatorship… it has absolute power over my heart!”

33. “Our love isn’t a jealous love – I won’t go all Napoleon and blockade you from your friends.”

34. “Hammurabi might have issued the first code of law in 1750BCE, but I just issued you my first code of love.”

35. “No one can debunk the fact that you are the center of my universe…”

36. “If you ask Thomas Paine, he’ll tell you that dating me is Common Sense.”

37. “The Great Depression is anytime when you’re not around.”

38. “Is your name Maya? Because I’d like to sacrifice you to the gods.”

39. “I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.”

40. “Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.”

41. “Madam, it is imperative that you recognize my natural right to pursue your happiness.”

42. “Hey, girl! If you were a president, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.”

43. “Girl, this evening you’ll be similar to Ben Franklin. You’re gonna find electric power.”

44. “Hey, girl! I am falling for you like Berlin wall.”

45. “I wish to colonize your heart my dear.”

46. “Not even the Berlin Wall could keep me from you my dear.”

47. “Like Mao Zedong, I will walk 500 hundred miles for you.”

48. “Hey girl, that iron curtain won’t keep us apart.”

49. “Dr. Jonas Salk couldn’t create a vaccine to stop my love for you.”

50. “I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your past, want me to make it up by being in your future?”

51. “You must be related to Tesla because you’re electrifying.”

52. “Baby, you are hotter than the Great Fire of London.”

53. “Just call me Hernán Cortés because I’ll be the conquistador of your heart.”

54. “The Great Pyramid, the Sahara, the Nile, me… get the picture?”

55. “Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.”

56. “You remind me of the guillotine, I always lose my head around you dear.”

57. “Like the USSR in 1991, I’m falling for you girl.”

58. “Our love is like Cinco de Mayo, misunderstood by most.” #ItsNotMexicanIndependenceDay!

59. “I wouldn’t need the Emancipation Proclamation if I were your slave baby!”

60. “Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!”

61. “I’m like George Washington — I cannot tell a lie. So believe me when I say you’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met.”

62. “It is safe to say that you are Lee Harvey Oswald? Since you blow my mind off.”

63. “You are the Rosetta Stone to my hieroglyphics.”

64. “Girl, let’s flee like Huguenots in the night!”

65. “It’s not a heliocentric universe anymore, babe, everything revolves around you.”

DIRTY HISTORY PICK UP LINES

DIRTY HISTORY PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “My missile never had a crisis.”

2. “Do you want to help me with my project on the tit- I’m mean, TET Offensive?”

3. “You can call me Lincoln in light of the fact that I’m going to liberate you from those jeans.”

4. “Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore… My face should be among them!”

5. “Baby you just turned my bronze into iron!”

6. “I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.”

7. “I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!”

8. “Call me Paul Revere, because I would like to give you a midnight ride.”

9. “How’s your drink? I just can’t wait to invade your Sudetenland…”

10. “Wanna go to my palace and talk about Big Stick Diplomacy?”

11. “You wanna play Pearl Harbor? It’s a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.”

12. “Let me know if you need any help getting out of that corset.”

13. “Unlike the stock market, I never crash at my peak.”

14. “Baby, I’d annex your territory any day!”

15. “Are you from Central America? Because I want to split you like the Panama Canal.”

16. “You can call me Teddy, because I carry a big stick.”

17. “I declared independednce from the british so you can declare independence from those clothes, baby!”

18. “Good afternoon sir! Is that an telescope in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

19. “I’ve got the ‘thanks’ ready, if you’ll do the ‘giving…”

20. “If you were president, you’d be George Washington. I’ll always come second.”

21. “Are you the 1978 Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act? Because if you gave me a warrant, I’d tap that.”

22. “You remind me of Russia in 1917, I’m starting to feel a huge uprising in my lower class.”

23. “Baby, I would love to set them Georgia Peaches on fire.”

24. “Are you german, because I want to fuck you like the Versailles treaty.”

25. “I’m George Washington. Can I cross your Delaware?”

26. “It’s a good thing I’m not a colonist, because I’d let you do some intolerable acts with me.”

27. “Are you related to John Wilkes Booth? Because your ass is blowing my mind right now.”

28. “I’ll be the pyramid and you be the archeologist who discovers my secrets.”

29. “Let’s role play… I’ll be Osama you be the cave… Now let me hide in you.”

30. “I bet if Jefferson had met you, he would have vetoed the Non-Intercourse Act.”

31. “Are you Jefferson Davis? ‘Cause you’re making the south rise.”

32. “Care to come over for some Hysteria Relief?”

33. “Don’t worry if you’re only wearing stripes because I’ll make you see stars tonight.”

34. “I have sex like I fight a war; I got no exit strategies.”

35. “Baby, you’re like the Treaty of Versailles and I’m like Nazi Germany: I’m gonna violate you repeatedly.”

36. “Hey baby, I got the sword you got the sheath, how about a truce?”

37. “It may not be the Louisiana Purchase, but it WILL double in size.” [Thomas Jefferson]

38. “Like the French at the Bastille, I’d storm the gates for you.”

39. “Hey baby, care to allow me an expedition to prove that you aren’t flat?”

40. “Wanna to play War of 1812? I’ll light your White House on fire!”

41. “Are you from Medieval Times? Cause you Sir Gagsalot!”

42. “Hi, I’m babe Lincoln, and I’m about to give you the Gettysburg undress.”

43. “They say the Greeks fought a ten year war to return the beauty that was Helen of Troy, but I say to you that I would fight a hundred years to take you home with me tonight.”

44. “Egalité, Fraternité, Sexualité.”

45. “Nice pyramids…”

46. “Hey girl, with that huge round ass, I could cruise into your sea and ride you all the way to China.”

47. “Are you an early hominid? Because I’ve got a Homo Erectus right now.”

48. “How would you feel if I reached in your pants Andrew out your Johnson?”

49. “If I was a knight in shining armor, would you lower your drawbridge for me?”

50. “After the sino-soviet split, your legs should be easy.” [Nixon]

51. “There’s a reason they say I started the Era of Good Feelings.”

52. “Need to know why they call me Titanic? Because when I go down, the women dependably get off first.”

53. “I’m like the Vietnam War – way longer than you thought I’d be.”

54. “Is your name Amundsen? Since I need you to investigate my south pole.”

55. “It must be the civil war, cause I wanna bang you like a salvation drum.”

56. “Civil War style: C’mon, baby, let’s go back to my place and I will load your musket with my ramrod.”

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