145+ Best Disney Pick Up Lines

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If you are looking for great Disney pick up lines then you will love this article. Although you may never use these in real life, if you are a huge fan of Disney and Pixar movies (like we are) you will laugh a lot.

These lines are based on characters and events from various movies and we have categorized these into several main groups:

Just jump to the category that fits your needs the best and select a pick up line that you like the most. Although these may not be as effective as others, they are extremely funny.

Just keep in mind that these 145+ lines are usually dirty and have a very minimal success rate. But will make you laugh a lot.

CUTE & ROMANTIC DISNEY PICK UP LINES

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CUTE & ROMANTIC DISNEY PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “My name isn’t Sully, but you can still be my Boo.”

2. “I must be Lighting McQueen ’cause you got my heart racing.”

3. “Don’t worry, Cinderella. I’ll get you home before the clock strikes 12.”

4. “Am I a beast? Cause you’re definitely a beauty.”

5. “Oh, Oobee Doo, I wanna be with you. I wanna walk with you, talk with you, it’s true.”

6. “There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.”

7. “Can you feel the love tonight?”

8. “You must be Pumbaa ’cause baby — I’ve got no worries.”

9. “I can take you to infinity and beyond.”

10. “Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey.”

11. “Hey girl, are you Woody from Toy Story? Because I feel like as soon as I walk into the room you pretend to not be alive.”

12. “Is your name Ariel? Cause we mermaid for each other.”

13. “You are part of the circle of my life.”

14. “You said you were looking for the girl with the glass slipper but baby boy I can be your Cinderella ella ella eh eh.”

15. “If I were Peter Pan, you would be my happy thought.”

16. “I just saw our lives flash before my eyes in ten minutes. We are destined to be together.”

17. “Let’s test true love’s kiss.”

18. “Dang girl, are you the old lady from UP? Because I haven´t even been here for five minutes and you´re already gone.”

19. “Are you Buzz Lightyear? Because you take love to infinity and beyond.”

20. “Are you Dash from Incredibles? Because I swear it´s not usually that fast.”

21. “You’re Tiggeriffic.”

22. “Woah, girl are you from France because madamn.”

23. “I’m hooked on you.”

24. “Could you help me? I’m late for a very important date with you.”

25. “I will go the distance for you any day.”

26. “I can say you aren’t cute, but I’d be lion.”

27. “I’d show you the world, but I’m sure you own a mirror.”

28. Dang girl, are you Sulley from Monsters Inc.? Because you´ve become really good at making me cry!”

29. “I think you’re a girl worth fighting for.”

30. “Damn Girl you got me twitterpated.”

31. “It’s like Beauty and the Beast. I’m the Beauty you are the Beast.”

32. “You’re my Cinderella, ella.”

33. “Do you remember my name? You Don’t? You Dumbo.”

34. “Dang girl, are you Dory from Finding Nemo? Because I know you remember me!”

35. “You have really nice eyes. You remind me of Quasimodo.”

36. “I lie only because they used to call me the Lion King.”

37. “I’d dress in drag and do the hula for you.”

38. “You Make My Heart Soar Higher Than Pixie Dust.”

39. “Dang girl, are you Wall-E? Because you haven´t said a word but I´m totally into you.”

40. “Do you happen to have a band-aid? Cupid just shot me in the heart.”

41. “You look a lot like my third wife (this next really deserves a “Vaudevillian” style rimshot) …of course, I’ve only been married twice!”

42. “I’m having a really bad day and it always makes me fell better when I see a pretty girl smile so would you smile for me?”

43. “Are you spring? Because you have me twitter pated.”

44. “Aye Mary — youze Poppin’.”

45. “Like a Disney DVD, I’m enhanced with Fast Play.”

46. “Let’s test.. is it true love’s kiss?”

47. “I think I’ve gone goofy for you.”

48. “You’re looking tiggerific!”

FROZEN PICK UP LINES

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FROZEN PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “Dear, you are worth melting for.”

2. “Let it go… inside me ;)”

3. “Open those gates so I may unlock your secrets and exploit your riches.”

4. “We’ll need a few days to plan the ceremony.”

5. “Cuties, I’m gonna keep you… for tonight.”

6. “Some people are worth melting for, and you seem like one.”

7. “Glad I caught you, honey.”

8. “Carrots. Behind you.”

9. “You want to talk about a problem? I sell ice for a living. Would you be my elsa and help me?”

10. “Hey girl, do you want to build a snowman?”

11. “I like warm hugs. Will you give me one?”

12. “Thank you! Elsa has frozen my heart but once I saw you, it finally melted.”

13. “Snow glows white on the mountain tonight… Not a footprint to be seen.”

14. “People smell better than reindeers. And you darling, you smell like a rose!”

15. “Winter´s a good time to stay in and cuddle. Wanna try it with me?”

16. “I’d like to have a glass of cold milk, please. Straight from the source.”

17. “Hey, can I climb your snowy mountains?”

18. “Baby, let the storm rage on tonight!”

19. “I won´t be the only one impaled tonight!”

20. “Normally, I may not have bones. But I´ll definitely have one tonight.”

21. “You are so Hans-some.”

22. “All this ice but you still melted my heart.”

FINDING NEMO & DORY PICK UP LINES

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FINDING NEMO & DORY PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “You can call me Nemo because I’m gonna “touch the butt”.”

2. “I’m so lost in your eyes, I’m like Nemo. You better find me.”

3. “You can call me Nemo because I am never afraid to touch the butt.”

4. “My penis is more of a Finding Nemo situation.”

5. “They found Nemo and they found Dory too… I can’t find my girlfriend, could it be you?”

MICKEY & MINNIE MOUSE PICK UP LINES

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MICKEY & MINNIE MOUSE PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “Hey my name’s Mickey and there’s nothing Minnie about me.”

2. “Hey baby, you wanna see my magic castle?”

3. “You must be Mickey cause you so fine!”

4. “Minnie, want to see my polka dot bed sheets?”

ALLADIN PICK UP LINES

ALLADIN PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “Alladin a pastry as well.”

2. “Can I get into your cave of wonders?”

3. “Do you trust me?”

4. “Forget Aladdin, I’m thinking bout Jasmine’s carpet.”

5. “Have you ever tried anal, it’s A Whole New World.”

6. “Hey Aladdin, is that a lamp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

7. “Hey Jasmine, does the magic carpet match the drapes?”

8. “One night with me, and I’ll show you a whole new world.”

9. “Wanna rub my lamp?”

10. “Want to go for a wild ride baby? I’m a bottom.”

11. “What the hell is that smell? Did you Jafar?”

12. “Whether Jafar or Ja-Close I’ll always be yours.”

13. “A magic carpet isn’t the only thing you’ll be riding tonight.”

DIRTY DISNEY PICK UP LINES

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DIRTY DISNEY PICK UP LINES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM LINES BELOW:

1. “Honestly, I just wanna get The Sword in the Stone!”

2. “I’ll bippity bop you, girl!”

3. “I’ll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty.”

4. “Hey, Cinderella. Call me midnight ’cause when I come around I’ll make your dress disappear.”

5. “Things are much better down where it’s wetter.”

6. “Hey Cinderella let’s see if this fits!”

7. “I’ll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty.”

8. “Hey girl, I’m the eighth dwarf – Sexy.”

9. “I can make any fairy moan… All I need to do is Tink’er’bell.”

10. “Sit on my face and ask me to lie… What? You’ve never been Pinocchio’d?”

11. “I’d really like to Poke-her-hontas.”

12. “Hi hoe, hi hoe. It’s off to my place we go!”

13. “Hi, I’m Andy. Wanna play with my Woody?”

14. “Can I Hakuna your ma-tatas?”

15. “Your castle or mine?”

16. “You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.”

17. “Give me a Woody and I’ll make you Buzz for light years.”

18. “One night with me, and I’ll show you a whole new world.”

19. “Can I go exploring in your rabbit hole?”

20. “Your body is a wonderland, and I’d like to be Alice.”

21. “Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?”

22. “You don’t need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down.”

23. “If you rub my lamp, I’ll make all your wishes come true.”

24. “Let’s play Pinocchio. You sit on my face and I’ll tell you lies.”

25. “We can start our own circle of life, just meet me at my house.”

26. “So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?”

27. “Let me ring your Belle with my Beast.”

28. “After meeting me, you’ll want to spend more time in bed than Sleeping Beauty.”

29. “Want to try and tame my Beast?”

30. “They don’t call me Woody for nothing!”

31. “I don’t need to take you on the Tower of Terror to get you screaming.”

32. “I’d like to take a trip to your forbidden west wing.”

33. “I’m a beast in the sheets.”

34. “There’s definitely something down there that wasn’t there before if you know what I mean.”

35. “Hey girl. Wanna see how many wonders one cavern can hold?”

36. “Do you wanna get Goofy?”

37. “Let’s just say my bed is covered in Monsters Inc.”

38. “I can hit it so hard it’ll make your ancestors dizzy.”

39. “Like Shang, I like a woman who speaks her mind & can handle a long sword.”

40. “Say it with me: I do believe in condoms. I do, I do!”

41. “Is that Pinocchio in there? No, just a boner.”

42. “You know what they say about men with big noses.”

43. “What is around your riverbend?”

44. “If you asked me if I could show you my bare necessities, I’d tell you I shere khan.”

45. “I have a small penis. It used to be called The Little Mermaid.”

46. “My name is Sebastian but I don’t have crabs.”

47. “I use and own butt plugs, now tell me about your Toy Story.”

48. “You’ve got a friend in me. Friends with benefits that is.”

49. “I can study anatomy with you. I want to get my Winnie up the Pooh.”

50. “With Your Around, Pride Rock Isn’t The Only Thing Hard.”

51. “I’m not Fairy Godmother but my magic wand will definitely make your dreams come true.”

52. “Your as beautiful as a mermaid. I take it you are very accustomed to Seamen.”

53. “They don’t call me Flynn Rider for nothing.”

54. “Hey, honey, are you looking for a little sea man?”

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