450+ Best Would You Rather Questions You Should Ask!

Do you want to play the “Would you rather” game and are you looking for some examples? Or are you just looking for some cool questions you can ask any girl to make your conversation better?

If you answer to any of these questions yes, then you are in the right place!

Below, you will find over 450+ examples of questions you can ask. Some are for girls, some for guys, while others are deep and really hard to answer.

There are even some really disgusting ones that are really gross so you have been warned!

1. Would you rather caress a girl or be caressed by her?

2. Would you rather be 4’5″ or 7’7″?

3. Would you rather be poor and good looking or wealthy and ugly?

4. Would you rather take a guaranteed $100,000 or a 50/50 chance at $1,000,000?

5. Would you rather stick to one girlfriend or prefer multiple at once?

6. Would you rather sleep naked or in a night attire?

7. Would you rather Work hard at the job you love or slack off at a boring job?

8. Would you rather eat healthily or exercise regularly?

9. Would you rather look weak and be strong or look strong and be weak?

10. Would you rather have a short term or a lengthy relationship with a girl?

11. Would you rather save your mom or your girlfriend if you only have one option to do so?

12. Would you rather be super strong or super fast?

13. Would you rather fall for a sexy married lady or for a widower?

14. Would you rather be poor and find true love or be rich?

15. Would you rather consider dating a hot girlfriend or one with a winning personality irrespective of physical attraction?

16. Would you rather consider being single or in a relationship?

17. Would you rather kill your friends for your love or kill your love for your friends?

18. Would you rather kiss a girl on the first date or hold on your feelings?

19. Would you rather be a sofa which is used by everyone or be a television used for watching only porn?

20. Would you rather tell your girl the bitter truth or comfort her with a whole load of lies?

21. Would you rather make the first move or wait for her to do it?

22. Would you rather age from the neck up or the neck down only?

23. Would you rather cheat on your lover with your ex or with a stranger?

24. Would you rather go directly for the sex or have a dinner before it on a date?

25. Would you rather take your girlfriend for a date on a Valentine’s or stay indoors but make her feel great?

26. Would you rather cuddle or make out?

27. Would you rather choose Emma Watson or Angelina Jolie to get a date with?

28. Would you rather have sex with lights switched on or when switched off?

29. Would you rather lose half your hair or lose half your hearing?

30. Would you rather keep searching for true love or give up on the first heartbreak?

1. Would you rather have painful cramps again or never have to shave again?

2. Would you rather have 18 brothers and sisters or 12 children?

3. Would you rather have tampons for fingers or have pubic hair for teeth?

4. Would you rather go on 100 TERRIBLE dates or have 2 TERRIBLE relationships?

5. Would you rather go through a whole day with a very visible panty line or with lipstick on your teeth?

6. Would you rather wear a pad for 12 hours or wear a thong that keeps creeping up into your bits?

7. Would you rather go through heartbreak 100 times and finally find someone you truly love, or never experience heartbreak and be with someone you think you love?

8. Would you rather wear a push-up bra all day long or stiletto heels all day long?

9. Would you rather have 50 ‘good’ friends or 3 super-close best friends?

10. Would you rather have an entire eyebrow accidentally waxed off or Get a rash from a poor bikini wax job?

11. Would you rather have an awful hair day or go through the whole day with your bra’s underwire poking you?

12. Would you rather be with someone who shows you only half of the affection you want and need, or be alone?

13. Would you rather get your period at the beach or on a date?

14. Would you rather be 100% confident in who you are, or be 100% confident that you’re with the right person?

15. Would you rather have girl’s night with Oprah Winfrey or Hillary Clinton?

16. Would you rather be asked if you are PMSing every single day or be told to stop being so sensitive every day?

17. Would you rather travel back in time to your favorite decade, or travel to the future to see what it’s like?

18. Would you rather be able to choose your bridesmaid dress or never have to be a bridesmaid again?

19. Would you rather live life with no inhibitions or live life with no stress?

20. Would you rather live in a world without the movie “Bridesmaids” or without “Mean Girls”?

21. Would you rather change your appearance, or your personality (if you could adapt it in every way you want)?

22. Would you rather be able to know when your significant other is lying or hear all of their thoughts?

23. Would you rather watch 10 movies in one sitting or read 10 books in one sitting?

24. Would you rather be with someone whose favorite quality about you is physical, or someone whose favorite quality about you is non-physical?

25. Would you rather be famously rich yet extremely unhappy, or completely broke and extremely happy?

26. Would you rather have your gynecologist use a speculum that is too large or a speculum that is cold?

27. Would you rather find true love once, lose it, and never find it again, or have several happy relationships but never find love?

28. Would you rather go 30 days without your phone or your entire life without a dessert?

29. Would you rather have a child who is smart or a child who is kind?

30. Would you rather be cheated on (numerous times) and never know, or cheat on someone else and have to tell them?

1. Would you rather see me in a bathing suit or in lingerie?

2. Would you rather me wear a thong or boy shorts?

3. Would you rather me wear your t-shirt or one of my skin-tight cami tops?

4. Would you rather go camping in the mountains or have a movie night in?

5. Would you rather ride a bike with me on the handlebars or a motorcycle with me on the back?

6. Would you rather go on a date with friends or just you and me?

7. Would you rather get a pedicure with me or get a massage with me?

8. Would you rather explore outer space or explore the depths of the oceans?

9. Would you rather watch a romantic comedy with me or go shopping with me?

10. Would you rather send me to a spa or give me an amazing massage?

11. Would you rather hold my hand or put your arm around my waist?

12. Would you rather cuddle under the stars or cuddle under a blanket?

13. Would you rather ride bikes together or take a long walk?

14. Would you rather me cook you breakfast in bed or a candlelit dinner?

15. Would you rather sing to me or play me a song on guitar? (Or whatever instrument he may play)

16. Would you rather watch a fireworks show or go watch a musical?

17. Would you rather go tubing or skiing?

18. Would you rather have a snowball fight or water balloon fight?

19. Would you rather talk to me on the phone or through text messages?

20. Would you rather go surfing or jet skiing?

21. Would you rather see me with makeup on or without makeup on?

22. Would you rather check out a girl from the front or the back?

23. Would you rather go to a concert together or make music together?

24. Would you rather see a girl in a short dress, shorts, or a skirt?

25. Would you rather walk on the beach with toes in the sand or take a dip in the water?

26. Would you rather give a massage or receive a massage?

27. Would you rather be purely physical or make a commitment?

28. Would you rather a girl wear lingerie or just be completely nude?

29. Would you rather sleep naked or with pjs?

30. Would you rather your girlfriend wear red lipstick or pink lipstick?

1. If you were to have a one night stand, would you rather go straight to the bedroom or have a romantic supper beforehand?

2. Would you rather go on a road trip or fly to our destination?

3. Would you rather French kiss me in front of my parents or see your parents French kissing?

4. Would you rather travel around the world or have a family?

5. Would you rather live a long life without ever falling in love or live a short life but experience a passionate romance?

6. Would you rather watch a horror movie or a satire movie?

7. Would you rather get a tan at the beach or go to a tanning salon?

8. Would you rather drink liquor at a party with me or drink wine over dinner?

9. Would you rather receive a gift bought from the store or a gift made by hand?

10. Would you rather spend $10000 in shoes or clothes?

11. Would you rather get smacked on the butt or kissed on the cheek?

12. Would you rather write a love letter or write a poem?

13. Would you rather dance under the moon or in a club?

14. Would you rather kiss in public or kiss in private?

15. Would you rather go out for ice cream or make a sundae bar at home?

16. Would you rather listen to One Direction or Justin Beiber?

17. Would you rather go watch a movie or go watch the sunset?

18. Would you rather cuddle with me or make out?

19. Would you rather kiss on the cheek or kiss on the forehead?

20. Would you rather spit or swallow?

21. Would you rather give up Instagram or eat the same meal for the rest of your life?

22. Would you rather dress up for a night on the town or go full casual?

23. Would you rather cook dinner with me or have me cook dinner?

24. Would you rather draw pictures in the sand or make pictures out of clouds?

25. Would you rather be a hopeless romantic or hopeful unromantic?

26. Would you rather spend your day with family or friends?

27. Would you rather peck on the lips or French kiss?

28. Would you rather go out for fine dining or order some pizzas and soda?

29. Would you rather go to a photo booth or take silly selfies?

30. Would you rather be licked or lick?

1. Would you rather have an excellent relationship but terrible sex or have an awful relationship with incredible sex?

2. Would you rather be with someone who loves your friends or someone who loves your family?

3. Would you rather watch a comedy or a horror movie with me?

4. Would you rather get married first or have kids first?

5. Would you rather cook or be cooked for?

6. Would you rather watch something erotic with me, or read an erotica loud?

7. Would you rather be in a relationship with a submissive partner or a dominant partner?

8. Would you rather try out new kinky sex ideas or have a romantic sexy night?

9. Would you rather give up your favorite food or give up sex for three months?

10. Would you rather spend the day inside or outside?

11. Would you rather bring an attractive person in bed with us or cheat on me?

12. Would you rather have a small, shotgun wedding or a large and planned out wedding?

13. Would you rather have sex in the morning or at night?

14. Would you rather give a massage or receive a massage?

15. Would you rather be on top or down while making love?

16. Would you rather eat at a fancy restaurant or eat at home?

17. Would you rather go on a vacation with me or with your best friends?

18. Would you rather go out for your date or stay in?

19. Would you rather go on long walks or long drives?

20. Would you rather change our past or be able to see into our future?

21. Would you rather sleep with someone much older than you or never have sex during your entire lifetime?

22. Would you rather go camping in nature or stay in a hotel?

23. Would you rather cuddle or make out?

24. Would you rather be rich and famous or be a nobody yet be happy?

25. Would you rather date a great kisser or a great lover?

26. Would you rather cheat on me with your ex-lover or with someone you’ve never been sexually intimate with before?

27. Would you rather not shower or brush your teeth for a week?

28. Would you rather do it in a bed or in a car?

29. Would you rather ask for help or figure it out yourself?

30. Would you rather take a vow of celibacy or take a vow of silence?

1. Would you rather look like a fish or smell like a fish?

2. Would you rather have a kangaroo or a koala as your pet?

3. Would you rather always have the same song stuck in your head or always have the same dream at night?

4. Would you rather fight Mike Tyson or talk like him for the rest of your life?

5. Would you rather be a cow or a chicken?

6. Would you rather live in the Harry Potter universe or the Pokémon universe?

7. Would you rather drink 1 gallon of ketchup or 1 gallon of mustard?

8. Would you rather your shirts be always two sizes too big or one size too small?

9. Would you rather have 500 tarantulas crawling into your home or 1000 crickets jumping around your room?

10. Would you rather be 3 feet shorter or 3 feet taller?

11. Would you rather always have to enter rooms backward or always have to somersault out?

12. Would you rather eat a handful of hair or lick 3 public telephones?

13. Would you rather be a reverse centaur or a reverse mermaid/merman?

14. Would you rather eat 30 pounds of cheese or a bucket of peanut butter in one sitting?

15. Would you rather be naked in Antarctica or wear a snowsuit in the desert?

16. Would you rather have to use a public toilet that is extremely dirty and dark or one that has a snake in it?

17. Would you rather be able to hear anyone’s conversations or be able to take back what anything you say?

18. Would you rather give up bathing for a month or give up the internet for a month?

19. Would you rather be a giant hamster or a tiny rhino?

20. Would you rather eat everything you see or lick everything you see?

21. Would you rather wear clown makeup every day for a year or wear a tutu every day for a year?

22. Would you rather have a brawl with Mike Tyson or an argument with the loud lady next door?

23. Would you rather always get first dibs or the last laugh?

24. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or a pet blue whale?

25. Would you rather not be allowed to wash your hands for a month or your hair for a month?

26. Would you rather always talk in rhymes or sing instead of speak?

27. Would you rather kiss a horse or lick a cow?

28. Would you rather be stranded on an island with a Star-Trek fan or a constipated clown?

29. Would you rather know it all or have it all?

30. Would you rather have your grandmother’s hairstyle or first name?

1. Would you rather be poor but help people or become incredibly rich by hurting people?

2. Would you rather have the power to gently nudge anyone’s decisions or have complete puppet master control of five people?

3. Would you rather go back to age 5 with everything you know now or know now everything your future self will learn?

4. Would you rather be an amazing artist but not be able to see any of the art you created or be an amazing musician but not be able to hear any of the music you create?

5. Would you rather lose all of your money and valuables or all of the pictures you have ever taken?

6. Would you rather be able to teleport anywhere or be able to read minds?

7. Would you rather be able to dodge anything no matter how fast it’s moving or be able ask any three questions and have them answered accurately?

8. Would you rather sell all of your possessions or sell one of your organs?

9. Would you rather lose your best friend or all of your friends except for your best friend?

10. Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into your own future or 10 minutes into the future of anyone but yourself?

11. Would you rather die in 20 years with no regrets or die in 50 years with many regrets?

12. Would you rather all plants scream when you cut them / pick their fruit or animals beg for their lives before they are killed?

13. Would you rather be infamous in history books or be forgotten after your death?

14. Would you rather lose your left hand or right foot?

15. Would you rather be famous when you are alive and forgotten when you die or unknown when you are alive but famous after you die?

16. Would you rather know when you are going to die or how you are going to die? (You can’t change the time or method of your death.)

17. Would you rather live in a utopia as a normal person or in a dystopia but you are the supreme ruler?

18. Would you rather always be able to see 5 minutes into the future or always be able to see 100 years into the future?

19. Would you rather randomly time travel +/- 20 years every time you fart or teleport to a different place on earth (on land, not water) every time you sneeze?

20. Would you rather go to jail for 4 years for something you didn’t do or get away with something horrible you did but always live in fear of being caught?

21. Would you rather be transported permanently 500 years into the future or 500 years into the past?

22. Would you rather be born again in a totally different life or born again with all the knowledge you have now?

23. Would you rather know the history of every object you touched or be able to talk to animals?

24. Would you rather not be able to see any colors or have mild but constant tinnitus (ringing in the ears)?

25. Would you rather accidentally be responsible for the death of a child or accidentally be responsible for the deaths of three adults?

26. Would you rather spend two years with your soul mate only to have them die and you never love again or spend your life with someone nice you settled for?

27. Would you rather live until you are 200 but look like you are 200 the whole time even though you are healthy or look like you are 25 all the way until you die at age 65?

28. Would you rather kill one innocent person or five people who committed minor crimes?

29. Would you rather snitch on your best friend for a crime they committed or go to jail for the crime they committed?

30. Would you rather find your true love or a suitcase with five million dollars inside?

1. Would you rather hold a snake or kiss a jellyfish?

2. Would you rather surf in shark-infested waters or jump free fall with a parachute into the Grand Canyon?

3. Would you rather sit with a resting lion for ten minutes or run across a hungry alligator’s back?

4. Would you rather suffer from spontaneous shouting or unpredictable fainting spells?

5. Would you rather wear clown makeup every day for a year or wear a tutu every day for a year?

6. Would you rather drink all your food from a baby bottle or wear visible diapers for the rest of your life?

7. Would you rather always talk in rhymes or sing instead of speak?

8. Would you rather have your brain transplanted into a robot’s body or an animal’s body of your choice?

9. Would you rather be born with an elephant trunk or a giraffe neck?

10. Would you rather eat only roadkill for the rest of my life or have everyone else in the world sound like Gilbert Gottfried?

11. Would you rather spend the day wearing wet socks or spend the day with a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth?

12. Would you rather die by a zombie attack or a shark attack?

13. Would you rather crap yourself once a year in public or every day in private?

14. Would you rather know what your pets think of you or never hear them speak?

15. Would you rather go bright purple when embarrassed or sweat so much you soak your clothes?

16. Would you rather eat a potato and feel its pain or be a potato?

17. Would you rather have to say all your sentences backward or have to communicate through charades for a week?

18. Would you rather never have to pee again or never have to shit again?

19. Would you rather pee every time you stand up or poop every time you sit down?

20. Would you rather pry off your thumbnail with a fork or put a toothpick under your big toenail and kick a wall?

21. Would you rather go through life with a perpetual cold sore on your mouth or go through life with a booger hanging from your nose?

22. Would you rather have the hiccups for the rest of your life or always feel like you have to sneeze but not be able to?

23. Would you rather paint a wall with your face or your knees?

24. Would you rather sneeze all the time or have hiccups all the time?

25. Would you rather smell like eggs when you burp or have a green cloud appear when you fart?

26. Would you rather be sticky for the rest of your life or be itchy for the rest of your life?

27. Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button in your life?

28. Would you rather eat a whole jar of mayonnaise or a whole tub of butter?

29. Would you rather have a runny nose for the rest of your life or a cough after every word?

30. Would you rather smell like a poop and not know it or constantly be smelling poop that nobody else can smell?

1. Would you rather kiss a girl or be kissed by a girl?

2. Would you rather be single or in a relationship?

3. Would you rather give or receive in the bedroom?

4. Would you rather hold my hand or put your arm around my waist?

5. Would you rather kiss a girl on the first date or wait?

6. Would you rather a girl wear lingerie or just be completely nude?

7. Would you rather be the one caressing a girl or be caressed by her?

8. Would you rather have a short term or a lengthy relationship with a girl?

9. Would you rather date someone who prioritized looks, or someone who prioritized money?

10. Would you rather see a girl in a short dress, shorts, or a skirt?

11. Would you rather a girl or a guy make the first move?

12. Would you rather make love for hours but only once a week or have short, 5-minute sessions every day?

13. Would you rather keep searching for true love or give up on the first heartbreak?

14. Would you rather peck on the lips or French kiss?

15. Would you rather have one partner or several at once?

16. Would you rather date a good girl or a bad girl?

17. Would you rather slow dance to a romantic song or grind to a fast beat?

18. Would you rather make the first move or wait for her to do it?

19. Would you rather cuddle or make out?

20. Would you rather have a hot girlfriend or an OK girl with a great personality?

21. Would you rather date a good kisser or a good lover?

22. Would you rather take a shower with me or a bath with me?

23. Would you rather give priority to a sexy figure or brainy one?

24. Would you rather sleep naked or in pajamas?

25. Would you rather check out a girl from the front or the back?

26. Would you rather date a girl who surprises you or a girl who is blunt?

27. Would you prefer a to go on a date with your partner or would you rather stay in and have a one-night stand?

28. Would you rather see me naked or have me see you naked?

29. Would you rather get smacked on the butt or kissed on the cheek?

30. Would you rather date someone older or younger than you?

1. Would you rather have sex with a girl in a lacy bustier or a bondage outfit?

2. Would you rather only be allowed to do foreplay with your hands or only be allowed to do foreplay with your mouth?

3. Would you rather orgasm loudly whenever you saw your crush or be incapable of orgasming ever again?

4. Would you rather tease with hot wax or with ice cubes?

5. Would you rather not be able to see during sex or not be able to touch during sex?

6. Would you rather have sex with just one person watching, or would you rather have sex with 50 people watching?

7. Would you rather only have sex in the missionary position or only have sex in the doggy-style position?

8. Would you rather get kissed on the lips and only the lips or every part of your body, except for your lips?

9. Would you rather give Zac Efron a lap dance or get a lap dance from Zach Galifianakis?

10. Would you rather only ever have sex in bed or only ever have sex outside the bedroom?

11. Would you rather have sex on a bed filled with stains or in a smelly bathroom stall?

12. Would you rather have amazing sex that lasts 47 seconds or have average sex that lasts 10 minutes?

13. Would you rather swallow cum that tastes like piss or have your partner actually piss on you?

14. Would you rather be horny 24/7 or for only one day per year?

15. Would you rather I go down on you or you go down on me?

16. Would you rather have sex with your celebrity crush once or have sex with your “real life” crush for the rest of your life?

17. Would you rather hear dirty talk in an accent you hate while having sex or have sex in complete silence?

18. Would you rather be told you suck at kissing or that you suck at giving blowjobs?

19. Would you rather date someone with the perfect body or with the perfect moves in the bedroom?

20. Would you rather get a blowjob from another guy or have anal sex with a guy?

21. Would you rather have your hair pulled or scratches on your back?

22. Would you rather have sex when you’re drunk or have sex when you’re hungover?

23. Would you rather have a threesome with two semi-attractive guys or sex with one super hot guy?

24. Would you rather talk dirty to me over the phone or through text/picture messages?

25. Would you rather swallow or spit?

26. Would you rather make love on a beach or in a Jacuzzi?

27. Would you rather be a sex slave for a month or wear a chastity device for a month?

28. Would you rather have weak, little orgasms every time you had sex or have a super strong orgasm every once in a while?

29. Would you rather take a body shot off of me or me take a body shot off of you?

30. Would you rather cuddle up in front of a fireplace or light your fire in bed?

1. Would you rather have all of Alucard’s powers and skills or 10 million dollars tax-free?

2. Would you rather be stuck in the Lucky Star opening or Beyblade Metal Fight opening?

3. Would you rather kiss Sebastian or steal Russia’s scarf?

4. Would you rather be a Neko or be in a relationship with a Yandere Anime character?

5. Would you rather be in any anime as a character or a new character without family or real world with family?

6. Would you rather be able to create and control the fire by snapping or be able to create and control the wind by clapping?

7. Would you rather be stuck in the anime world, or have anime characters be stuck here?

8. Would you rather save Rei or join Light and use the Death Note?

9. Would you rather tell Prussia he isn’t awesome or have Sakura be your waifu?

10. Would you rather see Alucard kill Edward Cullen and everyone in the twilight series or the original transformers kick Michael bays transformers ass?

11. Would you rather only watch anime from this year and all in the past or never watch any previous anime’s and only watch anime that continues to air from now on?

12. Would you rather be able to go Super Saiyan or be able to catch real Pokémon?

13. Would you rather meet Soul, Death the Kid, and Black Star or meet Chi and Hideki?

14. Would you rather own a death note or own a future diary? (Animes: Death Note and Mirai Nikki)

15. Would you rather change your name to Alucard or Lelouch?

16. Would you rather watch an anime show/movie that’s crazy, funny, and don’t take itself seriously or a show that is very serious, dark and doesn’t try to be funny?

17. Would you rather have your own Hyperbolic Time Chamber or pilot a giant mecha?

18. Would you rather clean with Levi or ‘Accidentally’ steal Honey-Senpai’s bunny?

19. Would you rather become a ghoul or a Titan shifter? (Animes: Tokyo Ghoul and Attack On Titan)

20. Would you rather be filthy rich or be an anime character in Naruto, Special A, Bleach, Skip Beat etc.?

21. Would you rather read a manga or watch anime?

22. Which dangerous and depressing world Would you rather live in “Attack on Titan” or in “Evangelion”?

23. Would you rather fight Natsu or battle Ash and Pikachu?

24. Would you rather live the life of Yuzuru Otanashi or Tomoya Okazaki? (Animes: Angel Beats and Clannad)

25. Would you rather watch Full Meal Alchemist or Soul Eater?

26. Would you rather be Goku or Naruto?

27. Would you rather have Pikachu or Ein as a pet?

28. Would you rather have Squid Girl’s powers or be the son/daughter of Satan and be Rin’s brother/sister?

29. Would you rather date Lucy Heartfilia or Maka Albarn? (Animes: FairyTail and Soul Eater)

30. Would you rather never be able to read a manga or never be able to watch anime?

1. Would you rather have hands instead of feet or feet instead of hands?

2. Would you rather be a girl with a penis or a boy with a vagina?

3. Would you rather have sandpaper hands or no genitals?

4. Would you rather have severe hammer toe or holes in your fingers?

5. Would you rather lose your sex organs forever or gain 200lbs for the rest of your life?

6. Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon?

7. Would you rather have no penis or five penises?

8. Would you rather have no arms or no legs?

9. Would you rather have no fingers or no eyes?

10. Would you rather have knives for fingers or penises for fingers?

11. You’re on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather they are top-half fish or they are bottom-half fish?

12. Would you rather have a vagina on your forehead or have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?

13. Would you rather have accordions for legs or have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of the popular music?

14. Would you rather have no knees or no elbows?

15. Would you rather have pubic hair for teeth or teeth for pubic hair?

16. Would you rather be completely bald or covered from head to toe with hair?

17. Would you rather have a horse’s tail or a unicorn horn?

18. Would you rather have a pig nose or a monkey face?

19. Would you rather have a penis-sized nipple or a nipple-sized penis?

20. Would you rather have nostrils that look like vaginas or a vagina that looks like a nostril?

21. Would you rather have six lips or 34 fingers?

22. Would you rather have Crayolas for teeth or Shrimp for nipples?

23. Would you rather have Twizzlers for hair or Sharpie permanent markers for fingers?

24. Would you rather have a Bobblehead or a horizontal butt-crack?

25. Would you rather have a 2-inch penis or man boobs?

26. Would you rather have a third leg or a third arm?

27. Would you rather have 17 testicles or just one the size of a coconut?

28. Would you rather have a ketchup dispensing navel or a pencil-sharpening nostril?

29. Would you rather lose your leg from an IED explosion (amputated mid femur) or lose your arm from an IED explosion (amputated mid numerous)?

30. Would you rather be born with a camel’s hump or hump a camel?

1. Would you rather find a patch of diamonds in Minecraft, then run into a creeper or have your house exploded by creepers?

2. Would you rather lose 64 diamond or have your super cool house that took you 5 hours to build get blown up and griefed?

3. Would you rather be a creeper or blow up the world with finding a creeper?

4. Would you rather find an awesome server and get your house that took 50 hours to build griefed or get your account hacked and never play Minecraft again?

5. Would you rather play Minecraft or go outside?

6. Would you rather have the world in blocks like Minecraft or be in Minecraft with the world looking real?

7. Would you rather play Minecraft but be an unloved hobo who doesn’t have a job or never be able to play Minecraft again and still have no wife but at least have an apartment and work at McDonald’s?

8. Would you rather be attacked by a zombie or fall off a bottomless pit?

9. Would you rather find a dungeon or an abandoned mineshaft?

10. Would you rather drink a sugar potion to run faster or a golden carrot potion to see better in the dark?

11. Would you rather eat a poison potato or rotten flesh?

12. Would you rather live in Minecraft or live your current life?

13. Would you rather start digging a mine or start building a farm?

14. Would you rather get blown up by a creeper or blow yourself up?

15. Would you rather get trapped in a dungeon or burned by lava?

16. Would you rather play Minecraft or watch videos of people playing Minecraft?

17. Would you rather make some cake or make some cookies?

18. Would you rather be bitten by a cave spider and become poisoned or by a zombie only to be turned into a zombie?

19. Would you rather the next thing added to Minecraft be lamb chops or a new mob?

20. Would you rather build a secret underwater glass hideout or build a roller coaster?

21. Would you rather tame rabbits or tame bats?

22. Would you rather have colored planks or Fish mobs?

23. Would you rather be friends with an Enderman or a Creeper?

24. Would you rather say that “Minecraft is terrible” or “Minecraft is the best game ever”?

25. Would you rather be friends with Herobrine or hated by Notch?

26. Would you rather get 64 wood or 64 coal?

27. Would you rather be an expert raider or an expert PVPer in Minecraft?

28. Would you rather have a creeper blow you up on a remote island or fall in lava?

29. Would you rather live in sun city or the world of worlds?

30. Would you rather find 10 gold or 2 diamond?

1. Would you rather eat a small can of cat food or eat two rotten tomatoes?

2. Would you rather always smell rotten meat or always smell skunk?

3. Would you rather always have a booger in your nose that moves when you breathe in and out or a piece of food stuck between your two front teeth?

4. Would you rather not be allowed to wash your hands for a month or your hair for a month?

5. Would you rather eat chocolate pudding that tastes like shit or a shit that tastes like chocolate pudding?

6. Would you rather drink a cup of your mom’s period blood or a cup of your dad’s sperm?

7. Would you rather poop out 400,000 gallons of mayonnaise or 1 shuriken?

8. Would you rather eat a used tampon or a liter of diarrhea?

9. Would you rather eat a pube sandwich or drink a vomit milkshake?

10. Would you rather have diarrhea during your wedding ceremony or have diarrhea during your wedding night?

11. Would you rather have pit stains for a month straight or sniff all of your co-workers’ poop?

12. Would you rather fall into a pit of clipped toenails or get a nosebleed every time you sneeze?

13. Would you rather peel off a hobo’s scabs or suck on sweat-stained socks?

14. Would you rather pull out a never-ending ingrown hair or pee whenever you cough?

15. Would you rather have your sweat turn into mucus or have your sweat turn into semen?

16. Would you rather suck a used tampon dry or make out with a public toilet seat?

17. Would you rather drink your friend’s menstrual blood or pop your dad’s back pimple, and pus squirts into your eye?

18. Would you rather get explosive diarrhea every time you meet your boss or every time you meet your SO’s parents?

19. Would you rather crap your pants in public once a year for the rest of your life or crap yourself in private every day for the rest of your life?

20. Would you rather drink a venti Starbucks cup filled with mayo, or filled with ketchup?

21. Would you rather eat gum off the street, or lick the bottom of your shoe?

22. Would you rather French kiss an 80-year-old man, or let a dog lick inside your mouth?

23. Would you rather eat a worm straight from the ground, or munch on a cockroach?

24. Would you rather sweat pickle juice, or cry tiny rocks?

25. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or with three fat men with bad breath?

26. Would you rather run your tongue down ten feet of a new york city street or press your tongue into a strangers nostril?

27. Would you rather lick up someone else’s vomit, or let someone pee in your mouth and swallow it?

28. Would you rather live in a world where nobody cleans up crap after their dog, or everybody, including you, has to pick it up bare-handed?

29. Would you rather drink a shot of yak spit or a teaspoon of snail slime?

30. Would you rather french kiss a dog or have a baby spit up drool into your open mouth?

1. Would you rather save Albus Dumbledore’s life or Sirius Black’s life?

2. Would you rather have an invisibility cloak or have a time-turner?

3. Would you rather grab a burrito with Bellatrix Lestrange or sunbathe naked with Voldemort?

4. Would you rather be Harry Potter or Hermione Granger?

5. Would you rather compete in the Triwizard Tournament, or be locked in the Chamber of Secrets for a night?

6. Would you rather introduce a Dementor to your parents as your new S.O., or give Voldemort a mani-pedi every day for a year?

7. Would you rather have Severus Snape as your father or have Delores Umbridge as your mother?

8. Would you rather snog Aragog or go flying with a Dementor?

9. Would you rather bring back Dobby or Hedwig?

10. Would you rather be a member of the Dursley family, or be a member of the Malfoy family?

11. Would you rather have Hermione’s OWL scores or Hagrid as your bodyguard?

12. Would you rather have a flying broomstick or have an enchanted flying car?

13. Would you rather have a wild night out with Professor Snape or a quiet evening of Netflix with Alastor Moody?

14. Would you rather eat 200 Bertie Botts vomit flavored jelly beans or vomit slugs for 2 hours?

15. Would you rather have Moaning Myrtle sneak into your bathroom every morning, or have Lavender Brown scare away any of your future potential suitors?

16. Would you rather be wrongly accused of killing a friend, or have the love of your life die?

17. Would you rather be sorted into Ravenclaw or be sorted into Hufflepuff?

18. Would you rather have to clean every staircase in Hogwarts or only ever be able to use Moaning Myrtle’s bathroom?

19. Would you rather be chased by a troll in the dungeon or be chased by fiendfyre in the Room of Requirement?

20. Would you rather get lost in the dark forest for a night, or get stuck in the castle with a troll for a night?

21. Would you rather be a rat for 13 years, or be in Azkaban for 13 years?

22. Would you rather change the story so that Dumbledore does not get killed or change the story so that Sirius does not get killed?

23. Would you rather spend the night with a Gringotts’ goblin or be Hogwarts ghost?

24. Would you rather be a squib or a muggle?

25. Would you rather babysit a screaming Mandrake on New Year’s Eve, or have someone spike your drink with a polyjuice potion to make you look like Mad-Eye Moody on prom night?

26. Would you rather live a great life like Fred Weasley but die an early tragic death, or be an asshole like Draco and stick around?

27. Would you rather fight the basilisk or fight a dementor?

28. Would you rather lick Dobby’s freedom sock or share a food bowl with Fang?

29. Would you rather take a class in Potions or Defense Against the Dark Arts?

30. Would you rather have Voldemort stuck in your head wrap for a year, or Nagini lurking in your toilet for a year?

1. Would you rather shove a piece of glass in your dick hole or shove a string of nails in your asshole and then rip them out?

2. Would you rather cut your eyelids off with scissors or pull your teeth out one by one with a wrench?

3. Would you rather have sex with a consenting 9-year-old or your own consenting sister?

4. Would you rather watch your parents doing it 1000 times or join in once?

5. Would you rather rape a chicken or get raped by a walrus?

6. Would you rather sleep with the hottest woman you know freshly dead or the ugliest smelliest woman still alive and kicking?

7. Would you rather do anal with 3 giant scorpions until your anus is ripped off or get a blowjob from a shark?

8. Would you rather go down on your grandpa or have your grandma go down on you?

9. Would you rather have sex with your cousin in secret or not have sex with your cousin but everyone would think you did?

10. Would you rather freeze to death or burn to death?

11. Would you rather be a virgin forever or have sex with your brother/sister one time?

12. Would you rather have sex with a goat, and no one knows that you did it or not have sex with a goat, but everyone thinks you did it?

13. Would you rather be fucked by a rhino’s horn or go balls deep in a 300lb (136Kg) literal Hog?

14. Would you rather lick a smelly man’s armpit or chew on his rotten toenail?

15. Would you rather eat your family pet or kill your parents?

16. Would you rather get caught raping a chicken or be raped by an emu with no one there to help?

17. Would you rather find 9 dead babies in 1 wheely bin or find 1 dead baby in 9 wheely bins?

18. Would you rather catch your mother masturbating or have your mother catch you masturbating?

19. Would you rather have hot wax dripped in your eyes or have a corkscrew twisted into your belly button?

20. Would you rather have your left eyeball pierced with a pin or have your right Achilles tendon snapped with gardening clippers?

21. Would you rather shave your left eyeball with a Gillette Sensor razor or Pour a gallon of boiling water down your throat?

22. Would you rather have your face strapped to a power sander for two minutes or have your pinky fingers chopped off, fried, and fed to your spouse?

23. Would you rather saw through your thumbs with a hacksaw or slice off your nipples with a Deli-meat slicer?

24. Would you rather be trapped in a trash compactor or have your head strapped to railroad tracks and run over by a freight train?

25. Would you rather have your nipples gnawed off by a swarm of fire ants or sit on an umbrella and open it?

26. Would you rather swallow a dozen of thumb-tacks or cut off your lower lip with a rusty pair of scissors?

27. Would you rather drown or burn to death?

28. Would you rather bang your mother in your girlfriend’s body, or bang your girlfriend in your mother’s body?

29. Would you rather walk in on your dad fucking a dog or walk in on your dad being fucked by a dog?

30. Would you rather have your dad walk in on you having sex with your dog or, have your dog walk in on you having sex with your dad?