219+ Nerdy & Geeky Pick Up Lines to Blow Her Mind


nerdy-man mobile

nerdy man

REMEMBER: These Pick Up Lines Are Really EFFECTIVE. They May Cause POWERFUL Reaction! Do Not ABUSE Them! These Tips Helped Over 10,000 Readers of THE STALLION STYLE!

There are many popular pick-up lines that guys use on hot chicks. However, if you want to be unique, then I highly recommend you using nerdy pickup lines. Although these may not be as effective as others, they will surely make your target smile.

In this article, you can find our huge collection of 440+ ready-to-use examples you can use in verbal or electronic communication with a true geek. We have categorized these into several groups:

Just keep in mind that if you don’t get the meaning of many of these examples, that probably just means you’re not a nerd.

If this is the case, then rather go for cute, funny or cheesy pickup lines instead.


math and pen mobile


math and pen desktop


1. “If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.”

2. “My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.”

3. “Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real.”

4. “I’d like to calculate the slope of those curves.”

5. “You’re lookin’ sharp, so let’s go back to my flat and get natural.”

6. “I’m not being obtuse, but you’re an acute girl.”

7. “Are you a differentiable function? Because I’d like to be tangent to your curves!”

8. “I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.”

9. “You’ve got the curves; I’ve got the angles.”

10. “I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.”

11. “I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?”

12. “You are one well-defined function!”

13. “Every function without you will always be void of love.”

14. “Can I have your significant digits?”

15. “My love for you goes on like the number pi.”

16. “If I were a function you would be my asymptote – I always tend towards you.”

17. “Are you a 90-degree angle? ‘Cause you’re looking right.”

18. “My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.”

19. “My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it is always increasing.”

20. “If I was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.”

21. “How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the seven digits of your phone number?

22. “You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.”

23. “I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?”

24. “By looking at you, I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.”

25. “You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.”

26. “I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. [Girl: What?] You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number. “

27. “The derivative of my love for you is 0 because my love for you is constant.”

28. “I’m good at math… let’s add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!”

29. “Our love is like dividing by zero… you cannot define it.”

30. “If you were a graphics calculator, I’d look at your curves all day long!”


rick and morty mobile version


rick and marty vector desktop


1. “In an infinite number of universes, I´d pick you in all of them.”

2. “Are you pirates of the pancreas? Cuz we gonna be having a shit load of legal issues after one ride.”

3. “Show me what you got under that shirt.”

4. “We gotta get naked so the Somalian space pirates can´t see us.”

5. “Are you the Rick J-19ζ7 to my Jerry? Because you look like you’ve got your priorities in order.”

6. “Show me what you got!”

7. “Are you the Rick and Morty community? Because I want to leave you on edge for a long ass time while a build up a thunderous conclusion.”

8. “Let’s get riggity riggity wrecked son!”

9. “I’ve been watching you drink [Insert her name here], I get the feeling you’ve got a hard job. I wonder what it takes to please you; that´s the job I want. Part time. Full time. I wanna be good at it, bad at it. I wanna get promoted, fired. Corner office, hostile takeover, workplace accident. I´m on my knees, [Insert her name here]. Praying, worshipping, begging. Whatever you want. What do you think about that?”

10. “I have to fulfill my purpose so I can go away!”


molecule from human body mobile


molecule from human body desktop


1. “You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.”

2. “Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.”

3. “If you were part of a leaf, you’d be a cuticle.”

4. “When I met you, it felt like moving from two-dimensional chromatography to fluorescence-based sequencing.”

5. “Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.”

6. “Girl, your name must be Phylum, because you are above class.”

7. “My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!”

8. “I’ve been single-stranded too long! Lonely TCGTATGG would like to pair up with congenial AGCATACC.”

9. “Will you be the adenine to my thymine?”

10. “I may be a microbiologist but your biology is macro!”

11. “Girl do you love water? That means you love 80% of me.”

12. “Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?”

13. “You are the A to my T and the C to my G.”

14. “I’m Homozygous recessive. Wanna do a test cross?”

15. “Are you a start codon? Because you’re turning me on!”

16. “Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!”

17. “You are like cholesterol cause you are dangerous to my heart.”

18. “Baby, you give me sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia every time I see you.”

19. “Do you think our blood types [Rh factors, whatever] are compatible?”

20. “We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after.”

21. “Are you a glucose gradient? Cause I’m tumbling randomly in your direction.”

22. “Babe, you’re sending out excititory neurotransmitters and I think there is an action potential.”

23. “Hey baby, do you feel like A CAC ATTAC? Perhaps A CAC GAG?”

24. “I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.”

25. “Like metagenomics on conventional genome sequence, you’ve showed me that there is so much more to the world than I used to see.”

26. “When I first saw you I thought you were a mutant because you have such freakishly good looks.”

27. “Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA. (yes, technically this wouldn’t happen, but use your imagination!)”

28. “If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.”

29. “If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.”

30. “I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight.”


star wars droid mobile


star wars droid desktop


1. “I knew there was more to you than money!”

2. “I am on a diplomatic mission… To totally make out with you.”

3. “You definitely belong up here in the clouds.”

4. “Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!”

5. “Are you a Sith Lord? Because I’ve Fallen for you.”

6. “You’re endor-able!”

7. “R4 is red R2 is blue. If I was the force, I’d be with you.”

8. “You’re the droid I’ve been looking for.”

9. “Not a Dagobah that I don’t think about you.”

10. “You’re hotter than the flames on Mustafar.”

11. “I can’t help it – I am trapped in the gravitational field of your eyes!”

12. “I’m looking for a Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets.”

13. “Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on ‘stunning’.”

14. “I have a bad feeling about this.”

15. “The Force will guide our actions.”


geeky girl mobile


geeky girl desktop


1. “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”

2. “Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.”

3. “Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”

4. “I think my heart just lagged.”

5. “Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.”

6. “I’m not staring; I’m just stuck in a loop.”

7. “If you were a browser, you’d be called FireFoxy.”

8. “If I were an operating system, your process would have top priority.”

9. “You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.”

10. “If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you’d create a leak. Because I’d never delete you from my life.”

11. “If I freeze, it’s not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.”

12. “What’s a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?”

13. “A life without you would be like a computer without an OS.”

14. “You must be Windows 95 because you’ve got me feeling so unstable.”

15. “Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base belong to you.”

16. “You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.”

17. “If you tried to free me from your allocated memory I’d become a dangling pointer because girl, I’ll never stop writing to you.”

18. “How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?”

19. “You can unzip my files anytime.”

20. “If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?”

21. “You’re hotter than a data center!”

22. “Why it’s not good to pick up dates online? Because you can receive a virus.”

23. “My Creeper (Minecraft) gets excited when it sees how hot you look.”

24. “You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising… in my pants!”

25. “If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.”

26. “Hey, girl do you play Minecraft? Because if you do, I sure wanna play creative with you!”

27. “Jedi Mind Trick: This is the geek you’re looking for.” (waves hand)

28. “What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this when there’s a Battlestar Galactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel?”

29. “I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.”

30. “You must’ve been made by Intel to be that hot!”

31. “You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.”

32. “You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.”

33. “I hope you’re an ISO file because I’d like to mount you.”

34. “My servers never go down… but I do!”

35. “Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.”

36. “Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!”

37. “You got me stuck on Caps Lock if you know what I mean.”

38. “How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?”

39. “Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?”

40. “Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.”


disney movies mobile


disney movies desktop


1. “It’s like Beauty and the Beast. I’m the Beauty you are the Beast.”

2. “You’re my Cinderella, ella.”

3. “Do you remember my name? You Don’t? You Dumbo.”

4. “Dang girl, are you Dory from Finding Nemo? Because I know you remember me!”

5. “You have really nice eyes. You remind me of Quasimodo.”

6. “I lie only because they used to call me the Lion King.”

7. “I’d dress in drag and do the hula for you.”

8. “You Make My Heart Soar Higher Than Pixie Dust.”

9. “Dang girl, are you Wall-E? Because you haven´t said a word but I´m totally into you.”

10. “Do you happen to have a band-aid? Cupid just shot me in the heart.”

11. “You look a lot like my third wife (this next really deserves a “Vaudevillian” style rimshot) …of course, I’ve only been married twice!”

12. “I’m having a really bad day and it always makes me fell better when I see a pretty girl smile so would you smile for me?”

13. “Are you spring? Because you have me twitter pated.”

14. “Aye Mary — youze Poppin’.”

15. “Like a Disney DVD, I’m enhanced with Fast Play.”


test tube for chemist mobile


test tube for chemist desktop


1. “Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.”

2. “Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.”

3. “You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.”

4. “Forget hydrogen; you’re my number one element.”

5. “Chemists do it on the table periodically.”

6. “Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.”

7. “You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.”

8. “You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you’re a total BaBe.”

9. “You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than Potassium and water.”

10. “Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.”

11. “Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?”

12. “Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.”

13. “You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.”

14. “If you were an element you’d be Francium because you’re the most attractive.”

15. “Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?”

16. “I’ve got my ion you, baby!”

17. “Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the O-Ne.”

18. “Baby you just turned my bronze into iron!”

19. “You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.”

20. “You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.”

21. “You’re like an exothermic reaction; you spread your hotness everywhere!”

22. “Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?”

23. “I bet you’re like calcium bicarbonate – if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!”

24. “You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.”

25. “Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic, and Sulfur? Because you’ve got a NiCe AsS!”

26. “Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?”

27. “Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.”

28. “Your lab or my lab?”

29. “If you were a sheep I would clone you!”

30. “If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.”


game of thrones exposition mobile


game of thrones exposition desktop


1. “Do you smith Valyrian steel? Because you just gave me one of the hardest swords in the land.”

2. “Are you a traitor to the crown? Because I can definitely see you giving head to my pike.” [King Joffrey style]

3. “Are your clothes slavers? Because I’d like to free you of them.” [Daenerys Targaryen style]

4. “I am the king, so if you don’t go out with me, I’ll let your dad be beheaded.” [King Joffrey style]

5. “Show me your dragon, I’ll make it spit fire!” [Daenerys Targaryen style]

6. “I´ll rip out our tongue, then chop off your head, because you just stole my heart.” [King Joffrey style]

7. “Is that milk of poppy in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

8. “Did it hurt… when you fell from the Moon Door?” [Petyr Baelish style]

9. “Is your name winter? Because you will be coming soon!” [House Stark style]

10. “Winterfell. But I´ll keep you up all night!” [House Stark style]

11. “Are you a servant of the Lord of Light, Rh’llor? Because I’m burning up around you.”

12. “Are you made of Dragon Glass? Because you’re melting my heart.”

13. “Valhar Cunnilingus!” [Essos style]

14. “You must be part halfwit because the only thing you’ll be screaming tonight is my name. And my name is Hodor.”

15. “I’d climb the entire wall just to get your digits, girl!” [Wildlings style]


old books mobile


old books desktop


1. “Damn, girl, you’re hotter than Chicago in 1871.”

2. “I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?”

3. “Baby you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.”

4. “You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages; you light up my world.”

5. “Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!”

6. “You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.”

7. “You’re like a dictionary; you add meaning to my life!”

8. “Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.”

9. “Are you Jefferson Davis? ‘Cause you’re making the south rise.”

10. “If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn’t need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.”

11. “Wanna go play War of 1812? I’ll light your White House on fire!”

12. “If you were President, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.”

13. “My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it’s only good in theory.”

14. “Why don’t you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation, and the benefits will trickle down.”

15. “Baby I’ll treat you like my homework – I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.”

16. “Are you my favorite book, cause when I think about you I touch my shelf.”

17. “I wish I was your calculus homework because then I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.”

18. “If you were my homework I’d do you all over my desk.”

19. “With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic super children to conquer the earth.”

20. “Hey, I am like a Rubik’s cube the more you play with me the harder I get!”

21. “Civil War style: C’mon, baby, let’s go back to my place, and I will load your musket with my ramrod.”

22. “I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?”

23. “If I was a Facebook Status, would you like me?”

24. “You and Me = Grand Unification.”

25. “Are your pants a compressed file? Because I’d love to unzip them!”

26. “I googled your name earlier… I clicked on ‘I’m Feeling Lucky.'”

27. “I must be using Apple maps because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

28. “Come to my and I’ll give you sudo access.”

29. “If you were an eBay auction, I’d totally ‘buy it now’.”

30. “Where’s the ‘like’ button for that smile?”


stuffed animals from minecraft mobile


stuffed animals from minecraft desktop


1. “Red stone is red, useless is gold, get on your knees, and do what you’re told.”

2. “Lapis is blue, Redstone is red, cows say moo, let’s go to bed!”

3. “I wouldn’t mind digging straight up if you fell on top of me.”

4. “Are you the End? Because you’re out of this world!”

5. “Want me to touch your fuel rod?”

6. “Girl, are you obsidian? Because I heard you like it hard.”

7. “I’m a pig… You’ve got a saddle… What are we waiting for?”

8. “Baby, I’m a creeper and you’re the moon. I’m gonna cry because you’re gonna leave me soon.”

9. “Can I tame you and ride yours forever?”

10. “Baby you´re my mob grinder!”

11. “Are you glowstone baby? because you light up my world!”

12. “Baby you’re the fuel to my furnace; so let’s go smelt together!”

13. “Are you a torch? Because you light up my world.”

14. “Are you a lever? Because baby you turn me on.”

15. “You’re so hot that you can make my furnace burn forever.”


nasa on orbit mobile


nasa on orbit desktop


1. “Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.”

2. “If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.”

3. “According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.”

4. “I’m so strongly attracted to you, scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.”

5. “You must be related to Tesla because you’re electrifying.”

6. “If you ask Thomas Paine, he’ll tell you that dating me is Common Sense.”

7. “You must be a star; I can’t stop orbiting around you.”

8. “My favorite attractive force is van der Waal’s force. Can you feel it? I’ll move closer if you can’t.”

9. “Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?”

10. “Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.”

11. “Let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.”

12. “You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is an attraction.”

13. “Similar to a vacuum, you are the only thing in my universe.”

14. “Your name must be Andromeda, ’cause we are destined to collide.”

15. “Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.”

16. “You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force.”

17. “Hey baby, what’s your resonance frequency?”

18. “Whether you´re measured in Celsius, Fahrenheit, Kelvin.. you´ll always be smoking hot to me.”

19. “Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?”

20. “Top Quark or bottom Quark?”

21. “You’re more special than relativity.”

22. “What’s your resonance frequency?”

23. “I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?”

24. “Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?”

25. “If I toss a fair coin, what are my chances of getting head?”

26. “I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.”

27. “WebMD says your love is contagious.”

28. “Yes, that’s an iPhone 6 in my pocket, but I’m also glad to see you.”

29. ” <you><me></me></you> = I’m into you.”

30. “Nice smartphone. It’d look even better in the universal charger on my nightstand.”


cute girl playing pokemon go mobile


cute girl playing pokemon go desktop


1. “You must be a Magnemite because I’m attracted to you.”

2. “Do you know Dig? Because you just dug your way straight to my heart.”

3. “Are you an HM move? Because I can’t seem to forget about you.”

4. “Want to register your number in my PokeNav?”

5. “May I TOGEKISS you?”

6. “You’re so hot you must have the Volcano badge.”

7. “Can I call you Cinderella? I’m here to be your Prince Charmander.”

8. “It feels like my Attack suddenly dropped. It must have been your Charm.”

9. “I think I’m going to need a Burn Heal because you’re hot.”

10. “Your smile is shiny Like a Hyperbeam. Like Jesse and James, We’d make a great team.”

11. “I’ll stay by your side like Misty and Ash, My love for you burns like A fast Rapidash.”

12. “You must be a Charmander because you’re getting me hot.”

13. “If I have you, it would be a pure BLISSEY-ing.”

14. “ONIX-LY you are the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen.”

15. “I don’t have your number in my POKEDEX. Can I register it?”


eiffel tower desktop


eiffel tower desktop


1. “Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.”

2. “Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.”

3. “Want to experience a gamma-ray burst?”

4. “You must be differentiable because all I see are smooth curves.”

5. “Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.”

6. “I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?”

7. “Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.”

8. “Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.”

9. “You have cuter dimples than a cardioid! ”

10. “You are like a high amperage current and I’m a high resistance wire, cause you’ve got me hot.”

11. “Nice set of parabolas!”

12. “Yes, that is a slide rule in my pocket.”

13. “If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2, together we would be 1.”

14. “I heard you like roses, so here’s a polar coordinate graph of r=1+cos(theta).”

15. “I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.”

16. “Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?”

17. “In my bed, it’s perpetual motion all night long, baby.”

18. “Engineers don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can’t get the job done.”

19. “Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.”

20. “Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge.”

21. “My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate.”

22. “My love for you is like a fractal – it goes on forever.”

23. “Hey baby, can I see what’s under your radical?”

24. “If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.”

25. “It doesn´t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.”

26. “You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.”

27. “Excuse me, I am really attracted to you and according to Newton’s Laws of Gravitation, you’re attracted to me, too.!”

28. “I less than three you…” (i < 3 you)

29. “I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent.”

30. “I want to go down on you faster than a Blizzard server.”


harry potter town mobile


harry potter town desktop


1. “Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.”

2. “What do you say we disapparate out of here?”

3. “If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.”

4. “Are you a Snitch? Because you’re the finest catch here.”

5. “When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.”

6. “Girl, I hope you like Quidditch, because I’m definitely a keeper.”

7. “Can I Weasley my way into your heart?”

8. “Do you specialize in getting rid of boggarts? Because you’re making my heart feel riddikulus.”

9. “Are we in the Room of Requirements? Because I require you.”

10. “So are you a Beater or a Keeper… or both?”

11. “The sorting hat is never wrong – I belong in your house.”

12. “If I were a sorting hat, I’d put you in my house!”

13. “I hear there’s a prophecy about you and me. Want to go make it come true?”

14. “You’re so charming you should be teaching Professor Flitwick’s class.”

15. “Are you a Horcrux? Because I think you just stole a little piece of my soul.”

16. “You must be a basilisk, because the moment I looked into your eyes, I froze.”

17. “Accio! Sorry, just trying to get my heart back from you.”

18. “Your broom must be tired because you’ve been flying through my dreams all night.”

19. “Someone call the Dementors ‘cause looking that fine must be a crime.”

20. “Bet you can’t guess what Bertie Botts flavor I am.”


skyrim soldier mobile


skyrim soldier desktop


1. “You must be a master of illusion because all I see is you.”

2. “Have you been sitting on a grindstone? Cause your ass is EXQUISITE!”

3. “You must be a master of alteration because you got me paralyzed.”

4. “You have to be made of Skooma, cause I just got hooked on you.”

5. “You must be a master swordsman, because damn, you’re striking.”

6. “Just moved to Whiterun. It will be a breeze getting you into my home.”

7. “You must be a master of restoration as you’ve restored my heart at the touch of a hand.”

8. “I feel like an ice wraith. You’re making me melt.”

9. “You must be a master at alchemy because We’re creating chemistry.”

10. “You’re hotter than a flame atronach.”

11. “I don’t wear daedric armor because the only heart I want is yours.”

12. “If I didn’t have you, babe, I’d have to live in Solitude.”

13. “Are you wearing an Amulet of Talos? Because baby, you’re reducing my time between shouts by 20%!”

14. “Every little thing you do is Magicka!”

15. “Have you been sitting on a grindstone? ‘Cause your ass is superior.”

16. “Is that a sweetroll in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

17. “Is your name clairvoyance? Because you knew the path straight to my heart.”

18. “You’re making me feel like I got hit with a Firebolt spell.”

19. “Have you been sitting on a grindstone? ‘Cause your ass is epic!”

20. “It’s not how big the staff is that matters but the magic within.”

Hey folks! My pen name is James Buzinko (a.k.a. Stallion) and I want to make this THE GREATEST place for every guy to master the arts of love, dating and attraction! I am young, free and my motto is "Carpe Diem".