191+ Cheesy & Corny Pick Up Lines for Guys

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REMEMBER: These Pick-Up Lines Are Really EFFECTIVE. They May Cause POWERFUL Reaction! Do Not ABUSE Them! These Tips Helped Over 10,000 Readers!

The importance of good pick up words cannot be overemphasized. If you approach someone you are interested in with a line that falls flat, not only will you feel like a chump for using it, she will tell others what you tried to pull on her.

Trust me that it won’t be pretty.

But, if you try a cheesy one and do it at the right place and tone, you will be golden. And it will be beautiful. Really!

Even the silly ones that may fall flat for one guy may be the perfect one for you because you figured out how to pull it off!

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Cheesy & Corny Pickup Lines

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“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
“Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”
“Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
“Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.”
“If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.”
“Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.”
“Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.”
“Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?”
“Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.”
“Do you live in a corn field? Cause I’m stalking you.”

cheesy corny line to use on her

“Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.”
“I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.”
“Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”
“I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.”
“Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
“Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?”
“My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.”
“For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.”
“Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!”
“If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.”

phone line to pick her up

“I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine seems to have been stolen.”
“Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!”
“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
“There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.”
“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!”
“You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.”
“Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!”
“Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.”
“If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.”
“Are you lost, ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.”
“Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.”
“Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?”
“I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.”
“Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.”
“Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?”

cheesy line to use on her tonight

“Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?”
“Are you African? Because you’re a-frican babe.”
“Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control because I just saw a fox!”
“I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.”
“Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.”
(As she is leaving) “Hey, aren’t you forgetting something? [Girl: What?] Me!”
“Is your name Katrina? [Girl: No, why?] ‘Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!”
“You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy.”
“Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.”
“Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of you (U) wrapped up in it.”
“Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?”
“If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.”
“Do you remember me? [Girl: No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.”
“I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [Girl: No.] Well then, please start.”
“I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.”
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“Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.”
“Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”
“I bet you play soccer because you’re a keeper.”
“I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?”
“Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.”
“My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?”
“I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”
“Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.”
“You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”
“If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.”
“Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.”

cheesy corny line

“Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.”
“If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!”
“You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s because you’re unforgettable.”
“If you were a booger I’d pick you first.”
“If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”
“Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.”
“My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can’t hold it in.”
“I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.”
“Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved, and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!”
“Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”
“Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?”
“You see my friend over there? [Point to a friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.”
“Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.”
“Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect.”
“Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.”

toast pick up line

“If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!”
“I wish I was cross-eyed so that I could see you twice.”
“Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.”
“Can I hit you in the face… with my lips?”
“You’re so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you’d poop out toast!”
“Be unique and different, say yes.”
“I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?”
“I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.”
“I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?”
“How much does a polar bear weigh? [Girl: How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).”
“I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.”
“Did you fart, cause you blew me away.”
“Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)”
“Babe! You look so fine I could drink your bath water!”
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Sweet & Cute Pickup Lines

cheesy line for a girl

“Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.”
“If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.”
“I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.”
“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
“Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!”
“There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.”
“If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.”
“Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
“I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.”
“Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Girl: Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”

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“You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”
“I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.”
“Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.”
“Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
“Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.”
“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”
“You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!”
“I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?”
“Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.”
“Most people like to watch the Olympics because they only happen once every 4 years. But I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.”
“I was so content with my life, and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.”
“I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.”
“Do you have a twin sister? [Girl: No.] Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!”
“You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.”
“Put down that cupcake… you’re sweet enough already.”

married man pick up line

“When I first saw you I looked for a signature because every masterpiece has one.”
“You may be asked to leave soon; you’re making all the other women look bad.”
“Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.”
“Hello, are you married? [Girl: Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.”
“You spend so much time in my mind I should charge you rent.”
“I don’t know if you’re beautiful, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.”
“Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?”
“If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.”
“If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath!”
“When God made you, he was showing off.”
“I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.”
“I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.”
“Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter, ‘cuz you look sweet and delicious.”
“So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!”
“The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.”
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Lovely Pickup Lines For Girlfriend

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“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”
“Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?”
“I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.”
“Can I have directions? [Girl: To where?] To your heart.”
“You’re the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you ‘Mommy.'”
“Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.”
“Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.”
“Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.”
“You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.”
“I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?”
“There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.”
“Hello, how are you? [Girl: Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!”
“Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day… All I’m asking for is one from you.”
“You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.”
“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because the reality is finally better than your dreams.”

cheesy pick up line

“I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?”
“Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?”
“Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?”
“Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?”
“Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.”
“You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.”
“On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.”
“This time next year let’s be laughing together.”
“Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.”
“My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.”
“Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.”
“What’s on the menu? Me-n-U”
“Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.”
“I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.”
“My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!”
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Sexy, Dirty & Kinky Pick Up Lines

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“I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.”
“Your body is 65% water, and I’m thirsty.”
“Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!”
“I know where they give out free drinks… it’s a place called “My House”!”
“You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.”
“I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.”
“Are you Cinderella? Cause’ I see that dress coming off at midnight!”
“Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.”
“Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.”
“Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.”
“Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?”
“Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!”
[Point at her butt] “Pardon me, is this seat taken?”
“You be the Dairy Queen, and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.”
“I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?”

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“Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [Girl: No!] Darn, I always get “love” and “lust” mixed up.”
“So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?”
“I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?”
“People call me John, but you can call me tonight.”
“Is your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.”
“This isn’t a beer belly; It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.”
“Wow! Are those real?”
“Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot!”
“If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?”
“Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?”
“You wanna know what’s big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!”
“Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?”
“When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.”
“You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…”
“You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.”
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1. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
2. “Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart and you steal mine!”
3. “You’re so gorgeous you made me forget my pick up line.”
4. “I am not trying to impress you or anything, but…I’m Batman!”
5. “If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you are, I would have five cents.”
6. “Is your dad an art thief, because you are gorgeous.”
7. “There isn’t a word in a dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.”
8. “See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
9. “I won’t give you a pick up line if you let me buy you a drink.”
10. “I didn’t believe in heaven until I saw you.”
11. “A face without freckles is like a sky without stars.”
12. “If you were a library book, I would check you out.”
13. “Are you Google, because I just found what I was looking for.”
14. “I don’t know which is prettier, the water, the sky, or your eyes.”
15. “I just noticed you noticing me and I am just giving you notice that I noticed you.”

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16. “Did the sun come up or did you smile at me?”
17. “Where do you hide your wings?”
18. “Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?”
19. “I am writing a term paper on the finer things in life and I was wondering if I could interview you.”
20. “I am Mr. Right. I heard you are looking for me.”
21. “Bond. James Bond.”
22. “You’ve got a little beauty on your face… right there.”
23. “Hi, I have big feet.”
24. “Your smile lit up the room so I just had to come over.”
25. “You look familiar.”
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