191+ Best Dirty Pick Up Lines for Girls to Use on Guys


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You’re a strong, independent girl that isn’t afraid to be dominant and pick up guys. While you may have all of the confidence in the world, you may be lost for words once you walk up to him and open up your mouth.

What can you do?

The simple answer is to use a pick-up line that is dirty, playful and a little fun. I always recommend starting with something that reflects your personality and style as it’s more natural and real.

Let’s take a look at 191+ best dirty pick up lines that you can start using today.


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1. “That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!”

2. “Hi, I have a vagina.”

3. “You’ll do!”

4. “Don’t let this get to your head, but do you want some?”

5. “Nice package, you need me to sign up that?”

6. “Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?”

7. “You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. [He: How?] I actually want to do you all night long.”

8. “[He asks your name] They call me The Truth, because quite frankly, people just can’t handle me ????”

9. “If I would’ve known I’d be getting this wet tonight, I would’ve worn my bikini.”

10. “Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.”

11. “You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.”

12. “Those pants look great on you. But they’d look even better on my floor.”

13. “Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, and then you’ll nail me.”

14. “Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”

15. “We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you.”

16. “Roses are red. Violets are fine. I’ll be the 6, if you’ll be my 9.”

17. “Do you think it’s loud in here? [He: Yeah, it is!] Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs?”

18. “Hey! Do you want to do 68? [He: What?] You go down on me, and I owe you 1.”

19. “You remind me of my pinky toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture imaginable.”

20. “Let’s play Titanic! When I say iceberg, you go down.”

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21. “Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it.”

22. “Do you like whales? Because we could go hump back at my place.”

23. “Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.”

24. “I’m not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans ????”

25. “Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them up?”

26. “Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?”

27. “I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.”

28. “What kind of Uber are you – long or short rides?”

29. “I hear you’ve been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!”

30. “Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?”

31. “There are no seats, can I sit on your face?”

32. “How do you like your sausage in the morning… scrambled or blown?”

33. “Hi, I have a vagina.”

34. “Don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?”

35. “I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.”

36. “Are those Guess jeans? ‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em.”

37. “Do you do carpeting? Because I’m looking for a deep shag.”

38. “Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want to.”

39. “I’m easy, but it looks like you’re hard.”

40. “Do you like to eat Mexican? Because you’re heating up my taco.”

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41. “Are you Richard? Because I’ve been looking for a Dick all day.”

42. “Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you.”

43. “Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex?”

44. “Do you want to pretend my legs are made of butter and spread them?”

45. “Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!”

46. “How do you like your eggs? I prefer mine fertilized.”

47. “Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?”

48. “Are you a rainstorm? Because you’re making me dripping wet.”

49. “I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [He: No]. Well, why don’t we?”

50. “Do you know how to use a whip?”

51. “Do you want to go to In-and-Out for burgers or just in-and-out of me?”

52. “Are you going to sleep with me or do I have to lie to my diary?”

53. “Do you know how to use a whip?”

54. “If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”

55. “You bring a whole new meaning to the word – edible.”

56. “If you were in bed with me, I wouldn’t need the cover to keep warm.”

57. “Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply!”

58. “I’m not a horse, but you can ride me like one if you like.”

59. “Shall we let only latex stand between our love?”

60. “I can take my pants off in two seconds. Let’s see how long it takes you.”

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61. “I’ve been a bad girl, so spank me!”

62. “Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me.”

63. “Have you ever seen a girl swallow an entire banana? (wink, wink)”

64. “You look cold. Do you want to use me as a blanket?”

65. “Don’t stick out your tongue unless you intend to use it.”

66. “Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.”

67. “I’m a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live.”

68. “Wanna play Army? You be the enemy and I’ll blow you away.”

69. “Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?”

70. “I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.”

71. “Sex is evil, evil is sin, sins are forgiven, so stick it in.”

72. “Is your dad the muffin man? Because you sure do give me a banana cream filling.”

73. “I love every bone in my body… especially yours.”

74. “Are you into one-night stands? [He: No] Then why don’t you lie down?”

75. “Are you into one-night stands? [He: No] Then it’s a good thing it’s daytime.”

76. “Are you a trampoline? [He: No why?] because I want to bounce all over you!”

77. “I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you…. a kiss!”

78. “I’d like to point out that beautiful has U in it. But, quickie has U & I together.”

79. “They’re called eyebrows because my eyes are browsing your fine ass!”

80. “I’m not a construction worker, but I would like to use your wood.”

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81. “You can call me the Garbagewoman, cause I wanna handle your junk.”

82. “Hello, gorgeous. I’m like a tropical island. I am hot, wet and ready for visitors.”

83. “Is that a keg in your pants? [He: No, why?] Because I want to tap that.”

84. “It’s too bad your not my math homework. If you were, you would be hard and I could do you on a desk.”

85. “What is better than a rose on a piano? [He: What?] Tulips on an organ.”

86. “Oh no, can you help me? [He: How?] I lost my rubber duck. Could you take a bath with me instead?”

87. “Do you have some room in your mouth for another tongue?”

88. “If you have sex with me, I will promise to never speak to you again.”

89. “My hands are so chilly. May I put them in your pants to warm up?”

90. “I wanted to find out the truth about an urban myth and I thought you could help. [He: Why?] Well, you do have big feet…”

91. “You never have to worry about me. I never become emotionally involved, everything is just physical.”

92. “I lost my virginity, can I have yours?”

93. “Your place or mine?”

94. “Only latex will stand in the way of our love.”

95. “I have this special recipe for love. It takes a cup of you and me, kneading until hard and you have to serve it hot.”

96. “I like your pants. Do you mind if I test out the zipper?”

97. “You know, the ceiling in my bedroom is extremely interesting. Do you want to see it?”

98. “We should have breakfast tomorrow. Do you want me to call you or just give you a nudge?”

99. “Hey beautiful, we should play a game. Pretend that my pants are France and feel free to invade.”

100. “Have you ever slept with a blonde (use color of your hair)? Would you like to?”

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101. “Your pants look too tight. I can loosen them for you.”

102. “If you think you will regret this by the morning, then we can always sleep in until after lunch.”

103. “Aren’t you freezing right now? [He: No] You should be. You have been naked in my thoughts for hours.”

104. “Hello, my name is _____. I will be your play toy for the night.”

105. “You smell! [He: What?] It’s okay, we can go take a shower together.”

106. “If I said I loved your body, would you hold it against me?”

107. “Are you a rainstorm? Because I’m soaked.”

108. “I’m not wearing any socks and I’m wearing the panties to match.”

109. “Nice package, let me help unwrap that!”

110. “Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns!”

111. “Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.”

112. “You’ve been a very bad boy. Go to my room and take off your things!”

113. “Want to give me an Australian kiss? It’s like French kissing but you’re going down under!”

114. “Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you!”

115. “Do you have a napkin? Because you’re making me wet.”

116. “I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.”

117. “Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts!!”

118. “I have got the buns. Do you have the hot dog?”

119. “I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.”

120. “Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?”

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121. “You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.”

122. “I know why they call it a beaver. Because I´m dying for some wood.”

123. “I thought your name was Lionel because you made my underwear Messi.”

124. “I was wondering… Do you sleep on your stomach?” [He: No] Well, can I?”

125. “I am a little wasted, but this condom doesn’t have to be. Want to have some fun?”

126. “I haven’t been on my trampoline in ages, but I would like to bounce on you.”

127. “No, I am not drunk, but I am intoxicated with you.”

128. “I am quitting smoking and need a new oral fixation to focus on. Would you mind helping me out?”

129. “I think I lost my car keys. Want to bring me back to your place to search for them?”

130. “Your piston looks a little dry, want me to oil it up?”

131. “Do you like tacos? [He: Yes, why?] Because it’s an all you can eat buffet at my Taco Bell.”

132. “I can make you melt in my mouth, or in my hands if you like.”

133. “Smile if you want to see me naked tonight.”

134. “Want to watch me do naked yoga sometime?”

135. “You can be like a Twinkie in my mouth, releasing all of your cream.”

136. “My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?”

137. “I need help filling a hole. Would you mind giving me a hand?”

138. “Hey. Give me your honest opinion. Do these feel real to you?”

139. “Want to play hide and take off my panties?”

140. “My beaver is dying for some wood. Can you help?”

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141. “Let’s get out of here and see how loud we can both scream tonight.”

142. “You’ve been a very bad boy. It’s time to spank you.”

143. “If I pour chocolate all over my body, will you lick it up?”

144. “My life is pretty busy, but you’re on my list of things to do tonight.”

145. “I’m having trouble finding my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight instead?”

146. “We can both have a fun time tonight if you just follow me.”

147. “If I said I worked for FedEx, would you let me handle your package?”

148. “I hear that sex is a killer. Want to die happy tonight?”

149. “I can dress up any way you like if you will come home with me.”

150. “We barely know each other, but let’s practice having sex anyway.”


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1. “I could have sworn we’ve had sex before. Just help me remember.”

2. “You’re the perfect big package that I want to take away from here and unwrap.”

3. “Are you a carpenter? Because you can handle my wood.”

4. “Is your name country crock, cause you can spread me anytime.”

5. “Are my undies showing? [He: No] “Would you like them to?”

6. “Are you a Veterinarian? [He: No why?] because I need you to look at my pussy…”

7. “Do you train cats? [He: No, why?] Because you just made my p*ssy cum!”

8. “You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.”

9. “Hey, you look like a big strong guy. You think you could handle my p*ssy or is it too much for you?”

10. “My batteries are dead, can I borrow your dick?”

11. “Boy is your name homework because I’m not doing you and I should be.”

12. “Give me your name, so I know what to scream tonight.”

13. “Is my vagina crying or are you just too sexy?”

14. “You know what would make your face look even better? If I sat on it.”

15. “Your boner is giving my nipples an erection.”

16. “Are you a candle? Because I am going to blow you.”

17. “I do not feel so good. I think I need a shot of penis-illin.”

18. “I could swallow you without a spoonful of sugar.”

19. “You know what would make your face look better? [He: What?] My legs wrapped around it.”

20. “Boy, you’re making me so hot! I think I need to put your hose in my mouth to put out the fire.”

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21. “You can be the meat between my buns if you want.”

22. “My vagina let out a little tear when I saw you.”

23. “I want to know your name, so when I am pleasing myself tonight, I can scream it.”

24. “You might not be a candle, but I still want to blow you.”

25. “I am dripping wet waiting for your tongue to help me clean up.”

26. “If I sat on your face, it would look even better.”

27. “I wanted to test my gag reflex and was wondering if you had anything to stick down my throat.”

28. “You look hungry. Luckily, I have a never-ending supply of cream for you.”

29. “I’ve got the perfect buns for your hot dog!”

30. “Hey, do you have a napkin? Because you’re sure making me wet.”

31. “You look like a cowboy. Would you mind riding me?”

32. “I’m no weatherman, but I can see you growing a few inches tonight.”

33. “It’s wet and moist somewhere. Want to feel?”

34. “Tonight could be the night that I am screaming your name.”

35. “My night would be perfect if you cum with me.”

36. “My mouth is just aching for your tongue.”

37. “It’s all fun and games until I drop my panties on the floor.”

38. “I’m trying to build a fire between my legs and wouldn’t mind using your wood.”

39. “I don’t like the wine here much, but I would definitely like you trying to make me moan.”

40. “Hey baby, I had to come over here and ask you if you would like to do the dirty tango with me.”

41. “You don’t have a ring, and neither do I. Want to go back to my place?”

These are all fun and playful pick-up lines that are sure to make any man smile with excitement. Did these work for you? Let us know in a comments section below!

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